Arts & Humanities Bad Blokery

[ThePuppetMaster]

I jizzed on a chick's body when she was really drunk and I wasn't one night. Things are still awkward between us.

Props.

 

[cats81]

Epic bad blokery...

The sister not so much, but it definitely will aggravate the wife situation if he found out. A LOT.

You better hope he isn't a big bloke, because let's be honest you deserve anything that comes your way if he finds out.

Nah he only has one leg, he lost the other one in a farming accident at his Alpaca farm....hence why his wife is sleeping with me, she isnt attracted to one legged John anymore. If he came at me I would just push him over.

Sister is worse than it seems as she was only 17 and virgin...did her up the ass in the toilets at his bday party. He still doesnt know

 

[Octavia]

Nah he only has one leg, he lost the other one in a farming accident at his Alpaca farm....hence why his wife is sleeping with me, she isnt attracted to one legged John anymore. If he came at me I would just push him over.

Sister is worse than it seems as she was only 17 and virgin...did her up the ass in the toilets at his bday party. He still doesnt know

someone buy this man a beer

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Troll?

 

[Lazarus]

I call bullshit

 

[Brad Goodman]

Fair effort if true considering he shits himself on a regular basis.

 

[TRAWP]

Was on the Annual footy trip pissup with my cousin, the cousin had some slag he was tapping whilst he was down there. This went on for a while and she was indeed staying in the room. At one stage they both went into the bathroom and he was obviously getting some action... Obviously after a while of some orgasmic yelps I had a giggle... In result **** blocking him... Is this a fail of man law on my behalf?

In my defence, I was watching TV.

 

[ClarkeM]

Props.

Full story is on a website I cannot speak about but am happy to copy and paste it for you.

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Full story is on a website I cannot speak about but am happy to copy and paste it for you.

I await it eagerly!

 

[Octavia]

Was on the Annual footy trip pissup with my cousin, the cousin had some slag he was tapping whilst he was down there. This went on for a while and she was indeed staying in the room. At one stage they both went into the bathroom and he was obviously getting some action... Obviously after a while of some orgasmic yelps I had a giggle... In result **** blocking him... Is this a fail of man law on my behalf?

In my defence, I was watching TV.

by the sounds of it he got his fair share.... let off with a warning this time

 

[TRAWP]

by the sounds of it he got his fair share.... let off with a warning this time

Yep fair call, yeh he did get every last drop out of her so I think it was a fair deal. Plus I had to put up with the thing being in the room. But we shall do it all again this footy trip coming

 

[rocker_oz33]

my bro came to visit little while ago,he asked to use my other car l told him l sold it hid it at a mates house.manly cause he is a shocking driver and smashed his mates car last time he come.

 

[THE BRICKMAN]

Full story is on a website I cannot speak about but am happy to copy and paste it for you.

sounds epic me too please

 

[Harvey Leadpipe]

Nah he only has one leg, he lost the other one in a farming accident at his Alpaca farm....hence why his wife is sleeping with me, she isnt attracted to one legged John anymore. If he came at me I would just push him over.

Sister is worse than it seems as she was only 17 and virgin...did her up the ass in the toilets at his bday party. He still doesnt know

Bullshit or not, this has brightened up a c*** of a day at work.