Bad merchandise

[Proper Gander]

Genuine question - my demons toothbrush is knackered and has the old logo anyway which reminds me of the Neeld era which isn't a place I want to visit when brushing.

It wasn't from the demon shop though, but I can't remember where I got it. Chemist Warehouse or a dodgy stall at Queen Vic maybe. Anyways, has anyone spotted an AFL toothbrush vendor anywhere? I'm hoping to upgrade my brush. I will pay handsomely, well up to five handsome dollars anyway.

I would also be interested in Melbourne fuzzy dice if they exist.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Genuine question - my demons toothbrush is knackered and has the old logo anyway which reminds me of the Neeld era which isn't a place I want to visit when brushing.

It wasn't from the demon shop though, but I can't remember where I got it. Chemist Warehouse or a dodgy stall at Queen Vic maybe. Anyways, has anyone spotted an AFL toothbrush vendor anywhere? I'm hoping to upgrade my brush. I will pay handsomely, well up to five handsome dollars anyway.

I would also be interested in Melbourne fuzzy dice if they exist.

Easy fix, just don't clean the campaigners.

 

[FredLeDeux]

Easy fix, just don't clean the campaigners.

You would say that, you're just trying to build up the pool of potential Collingwood supporters.

 

[Rack Watts]

Nerd player tees? What is so 'Nerdy' exactly.

They look like Nintendo Wii avatars.

I don't even know who the blue is, they've also made sure to put Tex's crooked ear on.

 

[GCNavyBlue]

I don't even know who the blue is, they've also made sure to put Tex's crooked ear on.

U can't tell from those whacked out eyebrows that that is Paddy Cripps??

 

[Rack Watts]

U can't tell from those whacked out eyebrows that that is Paddy Cripps??

I thought he had brown hair?

 

[gutsroy]

Guess this belongs here:

 

[Borussia Teeth]

Nothing worse than sneaking to the fridge at 4 in the morning and then boomer ******* starts talking. Scared the s**t out of me on multiple occasions.

Boomer would actually fit in a fridge though.

 

[Hawthorn United]

Guess this belongs here:

Looks like the author of that article has read this thread.

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[catstorm]

Looks like the author of that article has read this thread.

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Usually I would say no but this time for absolute certainty this guy has read this thread.

 

[Twist_of_Lemon]

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campaigner of a thing talks out of the blue.

 

[Doggies1972]

Most clubs are sell these. 10 year anniversary gnomes.
NFI what the anniversary is for though.

 

[aislegi]

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They are just ugly. There are actually plush dolls now, too!

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Tissues, toothbrushes, nail "stickers"? What's next - toilet paper? condoms?

Stop it! I don't want my teams logo on every damn thing in my house.

What's wrong with the tissues? We recently bought some for an Essendon fan.

 

[aislegi]

I've just seen this shocking new Richmond t-shirt and it's got me thinking there's been some truly awful merch over the years, with clubs attempts to make money off everything. What's some of the worst you've seen?

 

[melbournemartin]

Any flat brim, snap back hat with an Aussie team on it. It's like an Akubra hat with an LA Lakers logo on it. Cringeworthy.

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You know that you can bend the brim yeah? They're overpriced as * but if you bend the brim then you suddenly have quite a nice hat and don't look like a twat.

 

[melbournemartin]

Genuine question - my demons toothbrush is knackered and has the old logo anyway which reminds me of the Neeld era which isn't a place I want to visit when brushing.

...how often do you brush your teeth if it is only now knackered?

 

[Great8]

...how often do you brush your teeth if it is only now knackered?

Was thinking the same.
Throw mine out every 6-8 weeks

 

[Proper Gander]

...how often do you brush your teeth if it is only now knackered?

Only very rarely - the brush was really too good to be exploited.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Team photo merchandise that didn't quite sell

 

[hawk 77]

AFL blue tack.

 

[spookism]

AFL blue tack.View attachment 386188

 

[Xtreme]

I'd buy it!

 

[FootyJunkie]

AFL blue tack.View attachment 386188

 

[Power Raid]

it's not even blue

 

[radiojake]

it's not even blue

poo-(and wee)tac?





i'll see myself out