lol .... spermMINISTER FOR MARKETING - crowmyzone
In my Red & Black Marketing role I can acquire Baghdad Bomber father / son sperm so that all SFA Clubs can prosper with outstanding talent.
The official SFA sperm banks require you to attempt insemination three times, charge you 3,200 dinar every time, and it cums (pun intended) with those absurdly long lines. Meanwhile, the going red & black market rate for a professional sheet-stainer is 2,000 dinar with a waiting time of however long the camel ride is, plus five minutes and a short, awkward shower… BUT, Future Bomber talent is guaranteed.
With the sand dune breaking joint admin proposal clubs will have access to the Baghdad Bomber Sperm Bank. That’s right, you too can manufacture a TonyPhi or a WFL World with our radical father son marketing strategy. The Baghdad Bombers sharing the genes of star-studded sheet stainers.
MAKE THE SFA GREAT AGAIN
I had my office staff run your post through my new proposed security screening process .Minister for Innovation - KohPhi
As the Minister for Innovation, my role will be to inplement a changing of processes or creating more effective processes, products and ideas for all of the SFA clubs.
This could mean implementing new ideas, creating dynamic products or improving Club's existing 'branding' to reflect the fluid market that the SFA operates within.
"Hey KohPhi, will this just be another spiel to get into power and then do nothing?"
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For example, I pledge to do whatever is possible, with whatever means available at my disposal, to turn the Wonders into a club that embraces women within the SFA, and not one that shuns their mere existence.
I will take this off their walls;
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And through innovative new teaching methods..
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Facilitated at the Bombers state of the art 'Centre for Inclusion and Innovation'
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The Wonders LG will proudly adopt this.
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Such a narrow minded response. To be frank, I expected better from you, a poster who I place in the upper echelon of SFA posters such as NaturalDisaster and the brave, fearless posters like Cadaver.Welcome to two months ago Bombers....
Dude I haven't travelled to Lower Echelon let alone Upper Echelon. I can't leave Victoria thanks to my ankle monitorSuch a narrow minded response. To be frank, I expected better from you, a poster who I place in the upper echelon of SFA posters such as NaturalDisaster and the brave, fearless posters like Cadaver.
Yes, this is overdue, but this is because of the seriousness that we, the Bombers ticket place on our ticket. It takes time to develop a vision, give it 'life' and pass it through our 22 person LG.
Let me be clear. This is a serious proposal.