Media Baghdad Bomber Joint Administration Proposal

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Norma Lee Ava

He is all of them. And he is one of us.
May 20, 2001
33,756
35,725
Beetaloo
AFL Club
Adelaide
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Ferocious Fighting Furies
MINISTER FOR MARKETING - crowmyzone

In my Red & Black Marketing role I can acquire Baghdad Bomber father / son sperm so that all SFA Clubs can prosper with outstanding talent.

The official SFA sperm banks require you to attempt insemination three times, charge you 3,200 dinar every time, and it cums (pun intended) with those absurdly long lines. Meanwhile, the going red & black market rate for a professional sheet-stainer is 2,000 dinar with a waiting time of however long the camel ride is, plus five minutes and a short, awkward shower… BUT, Future Bomber talent is guaranteed.

With the sand dune breaking joint admin proposal clubs will have access to the Baghdad Bomber Sperm Bank. That’s right, you too can manufacture a TonyPhi or a WFL World with our radical father son marketing strategy. The Baghdad Bombers sharing the genes of star-studded sheet stainers.
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MAKE THE SFA GREAT AGAIN
 
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Yakker

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Melbourne
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Mt Buller Demons
MINISTER FOR MARKETING - crowmyzone

In my Red & Black Marketing role I can acquire Baghdad Bomber father / son sperm so that all SFA Clubs can prosper with outstanding talent.

The official SFA sperm banks require you to attempt insemination three times, charge you 3,200 dinar every time, and it cums (pun intended) with those absurdly long lines. Meanwhile, the going red & black market rate for a professional sheet-stainer is 2,000 dinar with a waiting time of however long the camel ride is, plus five minutes and a short, awkward shower… BUT, Future Bomber talent is guaranteed.

With the sand dune breaking joint admin proposal clubs will have access to the Baghdad Bomber Sperm Bank. That’s right, you too can manufacture a TonyPhi or a WFL World with our radical father son marketing strategy. The Baghdad Bombers sharing the genes of star-studded sheet stainers.

MAKE THE SFA GREAT AGAIN
lol .... sperm
 

CALL ME SNAKE

Brownlow Medallist
Apr 19, 2014
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usually in Dan Murphy's
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St Kilda
Minister For Security and Technology - CALL ME SNAKE.

As the minister for Security & Technology ( Securology)
I will bring a crack down on unwanted spamming and giffing, Of course this wont include my usual barrage of Gifs as i "want them" so they dont fall under the spectrum of "unwanted".
I have also created the Technology to actually transform myself into the Sim ( Tron Style)


So any obvious mistakes from the Sim which influence the result of a match with be dealt with by myself inside the Sim in a brutal yet fair manner.
With the SFA community able to vote on the persona of several hot Asian manga video game women that i will be able to transform into to battle the sim.


For the record i prefer people vote for me to be the leggy blonde far right ( i call her Becky) .
For a small fee of $75* my virtual female form can be hired out for a special 1 on 1 Virtual Reality relaxation session . Once you get used to "Becky" having the voice of a middle aged man i think youll find the experience most satisfying .

(* 3% of the $75 goes towards new and improved security measures. With the other 97% used to cover clerical costs )

Securology Minister
Becky errr i mean Call Me Snake.
 

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KohPhi

Brownlow Medallist
Jul 24, 2015
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Minister for Innovation - KohPhi

As the Minister for Innovation, my role will be to inplement a changing of processes or creating more effective processes, products and ideas for all of the SFA clubs.
This could mean implementing new ideas, creating dynamic products or improving Club's existing 'branding' to reflect the fluid market that the SFA operates within.

"Hey KohPhi, will this just be another spiel to get into power and then do nothing?"
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For example, I pledge to do whatever is possible, with whatever means available at my disposal, to turn the Wonders into a club that embraces women within the SFA, and not one that shuns their mere existence.

I will take this off their walls;
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And through innovative new teaching methods..

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Facilitated at the Bombers state of the art 'Centre for Inclusion and Innovation'

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The Wonders LG will proudly adopt this.

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CALL ME SNAKE

Brownlow Medallist
Apr 19, 2014
14,102
47,767
usually in Dan Murphy's
AFL Club
St Kilda
Minister for Innovation - KohPhi

As the Minister for Innovation, my role will be to inplement a changing of processes or creating more effective processes, products and ideas for all of the SFA clubs.
This could mean implementing new ideas, creating dynamic products or improving Club's existing 'branding' to reflect the fluid market that the SFA operates within.

"Hey KohPhi, will this just be another spiel to get into power and then do nothing?"
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For example, I pledge to do whatever is possible, with whatever means available at my disposal, to turn the Wonders into a club that embraces women within the SFA, and not one that shuns their mere existence.

I will take this off their walls;
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And through innovative new teaching methods..

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Facilitated at the Bombers state of the art 'Centre for Inclusion and Innovation'

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The Wonders LG will proudly adopt this.

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I had my office staff run your post through my new proposed security screening process .

All good mate:thumbsu: Keep up the good work.
 

KohPhi

Brownlow Medallist
Jul 24, 2015
19,816
65,514
AFL Club
Carlton
Welcome to two months ago Bombers....
Such a narrow minded response. To be frank, I expected better from you, a poster who I place in the upper echelon of SFA posters such as NaturalDisaster and the brave, fearless posters like Cadaver.

Yes, this is overdue, but this is because of the seriousness that we, the Bombers ticket place on our ticket. It takes time to develop a vision, give it 'life' and pass it through our 22 person LG.

Let me be clear. This is a serious proposal.
 

Ned_Flanders

Premium Platinum
Aug 22, 2009
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AFL Club
Richmond
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76'ers
Such a narrow minded response. To be frank, I expected better from you, a poster who I place in the upper echelon of SFA posters such as NaturalDisaster and the brave, fearless posters like Cadaver.

Yes, this is overdue, but this is because of the seriousness that we, the Bombers ticket place on our ticket. It takes time to develop a vision, give it 'life' and pass it through our 22 person LG.

Let me be clear. This is a serious proposal.
Dude I haven't travelled to Lower Echelon let alone Upper Echelon. I can't leave Victoria thanks to my ankle monitor
 

Tony Lynn 15

Hall of Famer
Mar 21, 2008
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Melbourne
AFL Club
Carlton
Other Teams
Baghdad Bombers
MINISTER FOR COLLABORATION - TONY LYNN 15.

I feel I am the perfect candidate for the SFA collaboration portfolio especially if everyone agrees with me and does as I say. I really enjoy taking centre stage and telling everyone what I think, I find there is never any issues if everyone in the room complies. I really dislike procrastinators and often find myself making the decision on their behalf. I am really impatient and intolerant of others which makes me a fantastic team player.

So SFA if it is a collaborative approach that you need then just give it to me and I will ******* do it for you!

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