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-- Hardcore porn begins to show before the host switches video stream after about 20 seconds elapses and a grunt is heard.


Welcome to the inaugural Free Candy Award Show !!!


Gentlemen and other self-diagnosed mental illnesses masquerading as genders (I really love you guys too ok just did that bit comedic value no biggy everyone will get their turn you just came first ok – call me later ok)



Who Likes Candy!!!! ? (if this has been done before tell me now and Ill stop – I cba seeing if this is an original idea or not so whatevers)

With all the new ventures and excitement created by your supreme jihadi overlords HaroLad KohPhi and the lovable rascal PhenomenalV1 going all entrepreneurial and doing their things to entertain us with their activity, it gets infectious. The Qooty Assist machine hooooTrust_in_sps would like to create his own little slice of heaven at Baghdad.

The winner will blow up and win the coveted Free Candy award for most dashing selling of the dummy(candy) in game - providing it states you sold the dummy - you will have an entry into this exclusive lottery for the week. There may not be a nomination every round, who knows - but if we have one or more, we will vote – votes Close Friday 2.56 am SHARP !!!! of every week - so get those votes in.



The winner will be photo shopped onto this picture and feature as this week’s winner in the first post with maybe some a border of glitter, sparkles and s**t (properly clothed women … maybe) without exception. HaroLad this will be your responsibility to open up the PM of this weeks winner that I send you and insert them to the first post, post haste (or second if you reserved that)

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(much better picture as I dont want to make it sound crude ok - got my warning thanks)

Every week I will scour the park for a very selective stat. Anyone can do this within the sim providing you are on the ground and have the ball. So, go forth and have a ball and sell some candy to your opponent. Winners at the end will win a little something something (code for No ******* clue just yet and only came up with it now because I forgot about something for the end of the year, its cool I got all season to bring it to a close)


Without FURTHER ADOOOO



Tonight's first two entries come from the shellacking of the under 10s West Coast Wonders of Round 1 fame by the Glorious Baghdad Bombers Outfit, First up - The handsome stylings of Tony Lynn 15 - Here we see young tony grab the ball and take off, sold some mars bars to some 9th grader and got it moving to potential #superrookieMkII BEEG who almost was able to snag his first goal – fantastic effort and the sort of candy I’d love to see being offloaded that leads to a “score” - fist pump


1 : 17.26 {C} - Tony Lynn 15 takes off.
1 : 17.32 {C} - Tony Lynn 15 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 17.36 {CHF} - He has another one.
1 : 17.4 {lFP} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 17.45 {lFP} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 17.51 {lFP} - BEEG takes them on.
1 : 17.57 {lFP} - BEEG nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 18.03 {lFP} - He goes for goal.
1 : 18.07 {lFP} - A poster! one behind.
Baghdad Bombers : 3.1.19
West Coast Wonders : 1.1.7


Next, we have this punk kid Trust_in_sps who clearly has NFI what he is doing, I heard he was playing auskick last year. Anyway takes this bullshit mark, then sells some snickers to a girl scout, somehow shanks a kick to the god of qooty beez (has a trophy named after him – for the rookies who don’t know) gets the ball back, tries to sells some more candy but squibs it…play goes on for hours before anything happens so bit of a fizzer - booo


3 : 16.28 {lHBF} - Almost a throw to Bucking Beads.
3 : 16.32 {CHB} - Kick goes sideways.
3 : 16.38 {CHB} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to Trust_in_sps.
3 : 16.45 {CHF} - Trust_in_sps wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 16.47 {CHF} - Trust_in_sps sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 16.53 {rHFF} - Sees beez out of the corner of his eye.
3 : 16.57 {rHFF} - beez outbodies whitey_1975 and takes an easy mark in the end.
3 : 17.03 {rHFF} - beez signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 17.07 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to Trust_in_sps.
3 : 17.13 {CHF} - Trust_in_sps dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 17.17 {CHF} - He handpasses to miggs.



Voting lines have been opened. A or B people its that simple.


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Since you all didnt vote for a single person Ive decided that I will award the trophy every week to the people who I think best represents selling of candy to people in the park.

Remeber selling candy that leads to a "score" is what gets you the chocolates each week

Round 1s winner is Tony Lynn 15 because I cant award it to myself and he got a "score"


Round 2 we saw a lot more candy been offloaded to strangers at the park. Special Mentions to recent convert LicoriceAllsorts grabbing a few victims of his own.


Special mentions

1 : 2.5 {lHBF} - HaroLad sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
21.5 {lBP} - miggs sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 8.07 {rW} - LicoriceAllsorts sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 9.23 {lHFF} - miggs sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 24.43 {FB} - KohPhi sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : .51 {CHB} - PhenomenalV1 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.

But our Round 2 winner is billingsnumber who kicked 4 sausage rolls on debut with this best bit of play all year. We had 3 people selling candy in the one passage of play that lead to a score ( im glad the message is getting out there)

2 : .32 {rW} - Brilliant goal to miggs.
Baghdad Bombers : 4.3.27
Coney Island Warriors : 6.5.41
2 : .36 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from KohPhi.
2 : .43 {rW} - LicoriceAllsorts fighting to get a clear kick.
2 : .47 {rW} - LicoriceAllsorts sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : .51 {rHFF} - Gives the ball to HaroLad.
2 : .53 {rHFF} - A quick handpass to iDon.
2 : .57 {CHF} - Trust_in_sps runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 1.01 {CHF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : 1.05 {lHFF} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 1.09 {lHFF} - BoshtrichBurger did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
2 : 1.12 {lHFF} - The bounce favours ant555 and he is off and running.
2 : 1.16 {lHFF} - ant555 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 1.2 {FF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
2 : 1.23 {FF} - billingsnumber is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
2 : 1.26 {FF} - billingsnumber hits the ground running.
2 : 1.3 {FF} - billingsnumber sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 1.34 {FF} - billingsnumber goes for goal.
2 : 1.38 {FF} - Starts left... comes right... goes through the middle.
Baghdad Bombers : 5.3.33
Coney Island Warriors : 6.5.41



Our Round 1 winner - cos I appear to be slack after 1 round... Tony Lynn 15

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Here is our Round 2 winner the morg....I mean billingsnumber

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Since you all didnt vote for a single person Ive decided that I will award the trophy every week to the people who I think best represents selling of candy to people in the park.

Remeber selling candy that leads to a "score" is what gets you the chocolates each week

Round 1s winner is Tony Lynn 15 because I cant award it to myself and he got a "score"


Round 2 we saw a lot more candy been offloaded to strangers at the park. Special Mentions to recent convert LicoriceAllsorts grabbing a few victims of his own.


Special mentions

1 : 2.5 {lHBF} - HaroLad sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
21.5 {lBP} - miggs sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 8.07 {rW} - LicoriceAllsorts sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 9.23 {lHFF} - miggs sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 24.43 {FB} - KohPhi sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : .51 {CHB} - PhenomenalV1 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.

But our Round 2 winner is billingsnumber who kicked 4 sausage rolls on debut with this best bit of play all year. We had 3 people selling candy in the one passage of play that lead to a score ( im glad the message is getting out there)

2 : .32 {rW} - Brilliant goal to miggs.
Baghdad Bombers : 4.3.27
Coney Island Warriors : 6.5.41
2 : .36 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from KohPhi.
2 : .43 {rW} - LicoriceAllsorts fighting to get a clear kick.
2 : .47 {rW} - LicoriceAllsorts sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : .51 {rHFF} - Gives the ball to HaroLad.
2 : .53 {rHFF} - A quick handpass to iDon.
2 : .57 {CHF} - Trust_in_sps runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 1.01 {CHF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : 1.05 {lHFF} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 1.09 {lHFF} - BoshtrichBurger did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
2 : 1.12 {lHFF} - The bounce favours ant555 and he is off and running.
2 : 1.16 {lHFF} - ant555 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 1.2 {FF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
2 : 1.23 {FF} - billingsnumber is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
2 : 1.26 {FF} - billingsnumber hits the ground running.
2 : 1.3 {FF} - billingsnumber sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 1.34 {FF} - billingsnumber goes for goal.
2 : 1.38 {FF} - Starts left... comes right... goes through the middle.
Baghdad Bombers : 5.3.33
Coney Island Warriors : 6.5.41



Our Round 1 winner - cos I appear to be slack after 1 round... Tony Lynn 15

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Here is our Round 2 winner the morg....I mean billingsnumber

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Outstanding SPS, I am honoured to be named the first ever winner. My footy card is special!
 
Apologies guys, a combination of a court case against an employee, the flu, work being ****ed, and a hormonal pregnant wife who screamed "you love your Bigfooty bullshit more than me" has meant my match report is overdue. Hoping to have it up tonight....




(My wife is right you know.. :D)
 
Apologies guys, a combination of a court case against an employee, the flu, work being ******, and a hormonal pregnant wife who screamed "you love your Bigfooty bullshit more than me" has meant my match report is overdue. Hoping to have it up tonight....




(My wife is right you know.. :D)
MrsCoach once said a similar thing...

"You love footy more than you love me!"

To which I replied...

"True. But I love you more than cricket".
 
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Hello folks, welcome to Episode 2 of "Talking KohPhi".. Round 2 sees the Bombers hosting the Warriors at fortress Abdu. Let's pick up proceedings at the first bounce..

Seriously...is this groundhog day...
1 : 0 {C} - KohPhi wins the hitout unopposed

The game started quite tentatively, with both sides testing each other's defences with some non efficient entries. The real battle was between former Premiership teammates Coach and IMS who were giving it to each other at every opportunity..
1 : .07 {lW} - TheCoach16 looking for a lead.
1 : .12 {lW} - Rough tackle. TheCoach16 might be having a holiday next week.
1 : .16 {rW} - So Itsmyshow ... with a moment to digest his options
1 : .4 {lW} - TheCoach16 screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : .45 {lW} - Itsmyshow claims the mark but its play on
1 : 3.17 {lW} - A mark to TheCoach16.
1 : 3.19 {lW} - TheCoach16 has it.
1 : 3.24 {lW} - TheCoach16 has a bounce.
1 : 3.27 {lW} - Where did Itsmyshow come from? Great tackle

It was a goal apiece and the unthinkable happened, Coach Fatima pulled young gun PhenomenalV1 from full forward and replaced him with first gamer billingsnumber.
1 : 3.34 - <<< billingsnumber is coming on to replace PhenomenalV1 >>>
PhenomenalV1 takes it well..
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The Bombers seemed off their game, even the ever reliable superstar TonyLynn15 seemed to be off his game
1 : 4.43 {C} - Tony Lynn 15 drops an absolute sitter
1 : 6.06 {C} - Now Tony Lynn 15 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 6.1 {C} - He has a bounce.
1 : 6.15 {C} - Tony Lynn 15 ran into
RedVest4 and came off second-best

The Warriors were penetrating the Bombers defence with ease, a goal against the run of play was exactly what the defending champs needed..
1 : 7.49 {rHFF} - A poor handpass but iDon is up to the challenge.
1 : 7.53 {rHFF} - Quick hands to KohPhi.
1 : 7.55 {rHFF} - Long shot at goal from KohPhi.
1 : 8 {rHFF} - KohPhi likes it and so does the goal umpire.

It wasn't to be and the Warriors steadied..it was all one way traffic against Baghdad until the "cheeky" ant555 put one between the big sticks..
1 : 16.49 {lHFF} - Quick hands to ant555.
1 : 16.53 {lHFF} - It might carry.
1 : 16.57 {lHFF} - Put down your glasses - its a major

At the stroke of halftime, newbie billingsnumber popped one through and the Bombers players rushed to congratulate her..
1 : 22.42 {FF} - billingsnumber flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
1 : 22.45 {FF} - Shepherded through for a goal

SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Baghdad Bombers : 3.3.21
Coney Island Warriors : 6.5.41


The 2nd quarter started with an early Bombers goal, and LicoriceAllsorts, combining with superstar miggs, got the Bombers on their way..
2 : .22 {rW} - LicoriceAllsorts sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
2 : .24 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to miggs.
2 : .28 {rW} - That looks pretty close ....
2 : .32 {rW} - Brilliant goal to miggs

Less than a minute later, billingsnumber who was growing with confidence had the Bombers faithful praising Allah!!..
2 : 1.23 {FF} - billingsnumber is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
2 : 1.26 {FF} - billingsnumber hits the ground running.
2 : 1.3 {FF} - billingsnumber sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 1.34 {FF} - billingsnumber goes for goal.
2 : 1.38 {FF} - Starts left... comes right... goes through the middle

It was all Bombers with the home side beginning to exert themselves physically on the contest..
2 : 2.07 {lHFF} - UnitedWarrior93 sews db swannie up in a fantastic tackle

Alas, it was short lived as the next 10 minutes belonged to the Warriors. Again, it was first gamer billingsnumber that provided a glimmer of hope..
2 : 12.23 {FF} - billingsnumber signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 12.27 {FF} - billingsnumber slams the ball at goal.
2 : 12.31 {FF} - In the end its an easy goal for billingsnumber

Again, the Warriors steadied and kicked next 3.
TheCoach16 and Itsmyshow continued their own personal battle, .UnitedWarrior93 and Trust_in_sps were battling hard trying to keep the Bombers in it..

PhenomenalV1 was still sulking it up on the bench..

Then it was billingsnumber again..
2 : 18.45 {FB} - billingsnumber gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
2 : 18.48 {FF} - billingsnumber slowing down the play.
2 : 18.52 {FF} - billingsnumber let's fly toward goal.
2 : 18.55 {FF} - she's put it through

SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 2
Baghdad Bombers : 7.4.46
Coney Island Warriors : 12.6.78


Beginning of the 3rd and TonyLynn15 has shaken off a tardy start and got the ball rolling..
3 : 5.33 {C} - Tony Lynn 15 gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 5.35 {C} - Tony Lynn 15 signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 5.39 {C} - Tony Lynn 15 has a ping.
3 : 5.43 {C} - He's dobbed it

PhenomenalV1 comes on and can't take a trick..it's not his day..
3 : 9.46 {lFP} - PhenomenalV1 lines up the sticks.
3 : 9.51 {lFP} - That looked clean but the umpire says it was touched
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At this point, the Bombers experienced crew looked deflated, it was a couple of rookies that continued to bust a gut..
3 : 16.27 {rHBF} - A kick towards UnitedWarrior93 territory.
3 : 16.3 {rHBF} - A very good mark to UnitedWarrior93.
3 : 16.32 {rHBF} - UnitedWarrior93 sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 16.37 {rBP} - Gives the ball to HoweDanGood

At the deathnell of 3/4 time, Meaty gives the flat Bombers something to cheer about.
3 : 22.06 {rFP} - With the ball is HumanMeatball.
3 : 22.1 {rFP} - HumanMeatball's eyes light up - he fires at goal.
3 : 22.15 {rFP} - Miraculous goal to HumanMeatball

3/4 time, Bombers were 7 goals down.

SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 3
Baghdad Bombers : 9.6.60
Coney Island Warriors : 15.13.103


Start of the 4th and with nothing left to lose, PhenomenalV1 decides to go the biff..
4 : .18 {rW} - Watch out! Oh! PhenomenalV1 has laid zackah out flat
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And Coach and IMS keep the biff going..
4 : .2 {lW} - The bounce favours TheCoach16 and he is off and running.
4 : .24 {lW} - Itsmyshow might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on TheCoach16

Another rookie Daniel McL was trying hard..
4 : 6.02 {lHBF} - What a shocking kick - straight to Dips.
4 : 6.06 {rHFF} - Dips takes them on.
4 : 6.1 {rHFF} - Daniel McL dispossesses him.
4 : 6.12 {lHBF} - The ball is now with Daniel McL

The Warriors steadied despite the Bombers physicality, kicking the next 2 big ones.
With the game petering out, the Bombers lifted a couple of gears..
4 : 13 {lFP} - Running with the ball is BEEG.
4 : 13.02 {lFP} - BEEG lines up the sticks.
4 : 13.07 {lFP} - Shepherded through for a goal
4 : 14.31 {lHFF} - UnitedWarrior93 floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
4 : 14.33 {rHBF} - UnitedWarrior93 sizes the options in front of him

Bombers star ruckman KohPhi provided a couple of passages of pure brilliance..
4: 15.04 {rHFF} - He gets a handpass to KohPhi.
4 : 15.06 {rHFF} - This could be goal of the match.
4 : 15.1 {rHFF} - I think he's snuck it in. Full points.
4 : 16.59 {rHFF} - Passes to KohPhi by hand.
4 : 17.03 {rHFF} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 17.06 {rHFF} - KohPhi from just outside the fifty ...
4 : 17.1 {rHFF} - What a goal from KohPhi
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BEEG, iDon, Trust_in_sps and Meaty all kick goals in red time to add respect to the scoreline..
4 : 21.02 {lHBF} - There's been a push-out and Packedlunch will lose the ball.
4 : 21.07 {rHFF} - iDon looks downfield.
4 : 21.08 {rHFF} - This will bring the house down if it goes through.
4 : 21.13 {rHFF} - Top goal
4 : 23.1 {rFP} - HumanMeatball hits the ground running.
4 : 23.12 {rFP} - This will be a goal to HumanMeatball.
4 : 23.16 {rFP} - This will be - and is - a goal to HumanMeatball
4 : 24.27 {CHF} - The bounce favours Trust_in_sps and he is off and running.
4 : 24.28 {lFP} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on BEEG to mark.
4 : 24.32 {lFP} - BEEG gets too far under the ball.
4 : 24.37 {lFP} - BEEG with some space now.
4 : 24.41 {lFP} - BEEG eye's the goals and has a shot.
4 : 24.43 {lFP} - And he gets it

SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Baghdad Bombers : 15.8.98
Coney Island Warriors : 17.15.117
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Our first loss for the season.. lucky for us our fans are quite forgiving and understood we were beaten by a better team on the day
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THREE or FOUR THINGS WE LEARNED

1) The Warriors were a shadow of their former selves banter wise. Is the glue that held that club together gone? SOS Wooshette.
2) Ex Bomber Itsmyshow posted nearly 30 times. I don't expect him to meet that target combined for the rest of the season.
3) LicoriceAllsorts showed why he was headhunted by Haro. Sharp, witty and sometimes downright weird but it all adds up to a very successful transition from the Wonders
4) Packedlunch is a god amongst men.

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Our next opponent will be an away trip to Dragon Island to play Dragons FFC (or the Bombers reserves as we like to call them).. They are coming off a strong showing against the Swamprats where they prevailed with a gutsy 9 point win. Best for the Dragons was their evergreen ruckman Hate who undoubtedly will find things tougher this week against a more physical, handsome and hung opponent.. Ex Bombers WFL and cammo6556 also had great games dominating their positions.
From a match thread posting angle, the Dragons will provide a good week of banter, boobs and various hot red heads and will give as good as they get..
cammo, WFL, Hatchy, Hate, Utensils (Knifey Spoony), VSTone and Blaze Storm will provide most of their banter and will have a bit of fun with it as well..

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I've said it before, but I am sick to the death of the Boys Club.
TFW acted like a benevolent despot when it suited him, but has refused to throw away power and remains a moderator. The Boys Club's reach is growing stronger by the day, I'm seeing more and more posters participate in their in-jokes and drooling over one another.

Should anyone suggest they are backing each other up, they will be mocked to no end because such an idea is ridiculous, when in fact we see examples of it every day.

MATCH POSTING
In what was a pretty lame turn out from the Warriors, the Bombers provided 9 out of the 10 top contributers to the match thread.. TonyLynn15 hit a massive 136 posts and another impressive turn out by EKA favourite BEEG with 113. Haro, Coach, Lica and Phenom all posted strongly and it was great to see Dawn to Dark hit the thread strongly with nearly 40 posts.. well done to Billingsnumber who posted double figures in her first outing..
Overall, we had 19 contributers which is another excellent effort

POSTER OF THE YEAR
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Leaderboard R.2
TonyLynn15 - 36
KohPhi - 33
BEEG- 23
PhenomenalV1 -9
LicoriceAllsorts - 9
The Coach16 - 6
miggs - 5
Harolad 3
Billingsnumber - 2
Dawn to Dark - 2
 
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Hello folks, welcome to Episode 2 of "Talking KohPhi".. Round 2 sees the Bombers hosting the Warriors at fortress Abdu. Let's pick up proceedings at the first bounce..

Seriously...is this groundhog day...


The game started quite tentatively, with both sides testing each other's defences with some non efficient entries. The real battle was between former Premiership teammates Coach and IMS who were giving it to each other at every opportunity..


It was a goal apiece and the unthinkable happened, Coach Fatima pulled young gun PhenomenalV1 from full forward and replaced him with first gamer billingsnumber.

PhenomenalV1 takes it well..
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The Bombers seemed off their game, even the ever reliable superstar TonyLynn15 seemed to be off his game


The Warriors were penetrating the Bombers defence with ease, a goal against the run of play was exactly what the defending champs needed..


It wasn't to be and the Warriors steadied..it was all one way traffic against Baghdad until the "cheeky" ant555 put one between the big sticks..


At the stroke of halftime, newbie billingsnumber popped one through and the Bombers players rushed to congratulate her..


SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Baghdad Bombers : 3.3.21
Coney Island Warriors : 6.5.41


The 2nd quarter started with an early Bombers goal, and LicoriceAllsorts, combining with superstar miggs, got the Bombers on their way..


Less than a minute later, billingsnumber who was growing with confidence had the Bombers faithful praising Allah!!..


It was all Bombers with the home side beginning to exert themselves physically on the contest..


Alas, it was short lived as the next 10 minutes belonged to the Warriors. Again, it was first gamer billingsnumber that provided a glimmer of hope..


Again, the Warriors steadied and kicked next 3.
TheCoach16 and Itsmyshow continued their own personal battle, .UnitedWarrior93 and Trust_in_sps were battling hard trying to keep the Bombers in it..

PhenomenalV1 was still sulking it up on the bench..

Then it was billingsnumber again..


SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 2
Baghdad Bombers : 7.4.46
Coney Island Warriors : 12.6.78


Beginning of the 3rd and TonyLynn15 has shaken off a tardy start and got the ball rolling..


PhenomenalV1 comes on and can't take a trick..it's not his day..

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At this point, the Bombers experienced crew looked deflated, it was a couple of rookies that continued to bust a gut..


At the deathnell of 3/4 time, Meaty gives the flat Bombers something to cheer about.


3/4 time, Bombers were 7 goals down.

SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 3
Baghdad Bombers : 9.6.60
Coney Island Warriors : 15.13.103


Start of the 4th and with nothing left to lose, PhenomenalV1 decides to go the biff..
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And Coach and IMS keep the biff going..


Another rookie Daniel McL was trying hard..


The Warriors steadied despite the Bombers physicality, kicking the next 2 big ones.
With the game petering out, the Bombers lifted a couple of gears..


Bombers star ruckman KohPhi provided a couple of passages of pure brilliance..

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BEEG, iDon, Trust_in_sps and Meaty all kick goals in red time to add respect to the scoreline..


SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Baghdad Bombers : 15.8.98
Coney Island Warriors : 17.15.117
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Our first loss for the season.. lucky for us our fans are quite forgiving and understood we were beaten by a better team on the day
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THREE or FOUR THINGS WE LEARNED

1) The Warriors were a shadow of their former selves banter wise. Is the glue that held that club together gone? SOS Wooshette.
2) Ex Bomber Itsmyshow posted nearly 30 times. I don't expect him to meet that target combined for the rest of the season.
3) LicoriceAllsorts showed why he was headhunted by Haro. Sharp, witty and sometimes downright weird but it all adds up to a very successful transition from the Wonders
4) Packedlunch is a god amongst men.

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Our next opponent will be an away trip to Dragon Island to play Dragons FFC (or the Bombers reserves as we like to call them).. They are coming off a strong showing against the Swamprats where they prevailed with a gutsy 9 point win. Best for the Dragons was their evergreen ruckman Hate who undoubtedly will find things tougher this week against a more physical, handsome and hung opponent.. Ex Bombers WFL and cammo6556 also had great games dominating their positions.
From a match thread posting angle, the Dragons will provide a good week of banter, boobs and various hot red heads and will give as good as they get..
cammo, WFL, Hatchy, Hate, Utensils (Knifey Spoony), VSTone and Blaze Storm will provide most of their banter and will have a bit of fun with it as well..

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I've said it before, but I am sick to the death of the Boys Club.
TFW acted like a benevolent despot when it suited him, but has refused to throw away power and remains a moderator. The Boys Club's reach is growing stronger by the day, I'm seeing more and more posters participate in their in-jokes and drooling over one another.

Should anyone suggest they are backing each other up, they will be mocked to no end because such an idea is ridiculous, when in fact we see examples of it every day.

MATCH POSTING
In what was a pretty lame turn out from the Warriors, the Bombers provided 9 out of the 10 top contributers to the match thread.. TonyLynn15 hit a massive 136 posts and another impressive turn out by EKA favourite BEEG with 113. Haro, Coach, Lica and Phenom all posted strongly and it was great to see Dawn to Dark hit the thread strongly with nearly 40 posts.. well done to Billingsnumber who posted double figures in her first outing..
Overall, we had 19 contributers which is another excellent effort

POSTER OF THE YEAR
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Leaderboard R.2
TonyLynn15 - 36
KohPhi - 33
BEEG- 23
PhenomenalV1 -9
LicoriceAllsorts - 9
The Coach16 - 6
miggs - 5
Harolad 3
Billingsnumber - 2
Dawn to Dark - 2[/QUOTE]


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Hello folks, welcome to Episode 2 of "Talking KohPhi".. Round 2 sees the Bombers hosting the Warriors at fortress Abdu. Let's pick up proceedings at the first bounce..

Seriously...is this groundhog day...


The game started quite tentatively, with both sides testing each other's defences with some non efficient entries. The real battle was between former Premiership teammates Coach and IMS who were giving it to each other at every opportunity..


It was a goal apiece and the unthinkable happened, Coach Fatima pulled young gun PhenomenalV1 from full forward and replaced him with first gamer billingsnumber.

PhenomenalV1 takes it well..
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The Bombers seemed off their game, even the ever reliable superstar TonyLynn15 seemed to be off his game


The Warriors were penetrating the Bombers defence with ease, a goal against the run of play was exactly what the defending champs needed..


It wasn't to be and the Warriors steadied..it was all one way traffic against Baghdad until the "cheeky" ant555 put one between the big sticks..


At the stroke of halftime, newbie billingsnumber popped one through and the Bombers players rushed to congratulate her..


SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Baghdad Bombers : 3.3.21
Coney Island Warriors : 6.5.41


The 2nd quarter started with an early Bombers goal, and LicoriceAllsorts, combining with superstar miggs, got the Bombers on their way..


Less than a minute later, billingsnumber who was growing with confidence had the Bombers faithful praising Allah!!..


It was all Bombers with the home side beginning to exert themselves physically on the contest..


Alas, it was short lived as the next 10 minutes belonged to the Warriors. Again, it was first gamer billingsnumber that provided a glimmer of hope..


Again, the Warriors steadied and kicked next 3.
TheCoach16 and Itsmyshow continued their own personal battle, .UnitedWarrior93 and Trust_in_sps were battling hard trying to keep the Bombers in it..

PhenomenalV1 was still sulking it up on the bench..

Then it was billingsnumber again..


SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 2
Baghdad Bombers : 7.4.46
Coney Island Warriors : 12.6.78


Beginning of the 3rd and TonyLynn15 has shaken off a tardy start and got the ball rolling..


PhenomenalV1 comes on and can't take a trick..it's not his day..

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At this point, the Bombers experienced crew looked deflated, it was a couple of rookies that continued to bust a gut..


At the deathnell of 3/4 time, Meaty gives the flat Bombers something to cheer about.


3/4 time, Bombers were 7 goals down.

SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 3
Baghdad Bombers : 9.6.60
Coney Island Warriors : 15.13.103


Start of the 4th and with nothing left to lose, PhenomenalV1 decides to go the biff..
.

And Coach and IMS keep the biff going..


Another rookie Daniel McL was trying hard..


The Warriors steadied despite the Bombers physicality, kicking the next 2 big ones.
With the game petering out, the Bombers lifted a couple of gears..


Bombers star ruckman KohPhi provided a couple of passages of pure brilliance..

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BEEG, iDon, Trust_in_sps and Meaty all kick goals in red time to add respect to the scoreline..


SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Baghdad Bombers : 15.8.98
Coney Island Warriors : 17.15.117
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Our first loss for the season.. lucky for us our fans are quite forgiving and understood we were beaten by a better team on the day
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THREE or FOUR THINGS WE LEARNED

1) The Warriors were a shadow of their former selves banter wise. Is the glue that held that club together gone? SOS Wooshette.
2) Ex Bomber Itsmyshow posted nearly 30 times. I don't expect him to meet that target combined for the rest of the season.
3) LicoriceAllsorts showed why he was headhunted by Haro. Sharp, witty and sometimes downright weird but it all adds up to a very successful transition from the Wonders
4) Packedlunch is a god amongst men.

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Our next opponent will be an away trip to Dragon Island to play Dragons FFC (or the Bombers reserves as we like to call them).. They are coming off a strong showing against the Swamprats where they prevailed with a gutsy 9 point win. Best for the Dragons was their evergreen ruckman Hate who undoubtedly will find things tougher this week against a more physical, handsome and hung opponent.. Ex Bombers WFL and cammo6556 also had great games dominating their positions.
From a match thread posting angle, the Dragons will provide a good week of banter, boobs and various hot red heads and will give as good as they get..
cammo, WFL, Hatchy, Hate, Utensils (Knifey Spoony), VSTone and Blaze Storm will provide most of their banter and will have a bit of fun with it as well..

View attachment 404918

I've said it before, but I am sick to the death of the Boys Club.
TFW acted like a benevolent despot when it suited him, but has refused to throw away power and remains a moderator. The Boys Club's reach is growing stronger by the day, I'm seeing more and more posters participate in their in-jokes and drooling over one another.

Should anyone suggest they are backing each other up, they will be mocked to no end because such an idea is ridiculous, when in fact we see examples of it every day.

MATCH POSTING
In what was a pretty lame turn out from the Warriors, the Bombers provided 9 out of the 10 top contributers to the match thread.. TonyLynn15 hit a massive 136 posts and another impressive turn out by EKA favourite BEEG with 113. Haro, Coach, Lica and Phenom all posted strongly and it was great to see Dawn to Dark hit the thread strongly with nearly 40 posts.. well done to Billingsnumber who posted double figures in her first outing..
Overall, we had 19 contributers which is another excellent effort

POSTER OF THE YEAR
.
Leaderboard R.2
TonyLynn15 - 36
KohPhi - 33
BEEG- 23
PhenomenalV1 -9
LicoriceAllsorts - 9
The Coach16 - 6
miggs - 5
Harolad 3
Billingsnumber - 2
Dawn to Dark - 2[/QUOTE]
As always, outstanding write up, big man... Only you can make a loss, entertaining.
 
After this weekends game can you please put me on the LTI list please HaroLad Thanks. I have some s**t to deal with and I am not sure how long it will take..but Ill be around posting in the game day threads from time to time.

I am sorry

Free Candy will still be awarded however.
No worries mate, hope all is well.
 
After this weekends game can you please put me on the LTI list please HaroLad Thanks. I have some s**t to deal with and I am not sure how long it will take..but Ill be around posting in the game day threads from time to time.

I am sorry

Free Candy will still be awarded however.
Take care mate. See you when you're back
 

Our first loss for the season.. lucky for us our fans are quite forgiving and understood we were beaten by a better team on the day
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THREE or FOUR THINGS WE LEARNED

1) The Warriors were a shadow of their former selves banter wise. Is the glue that held that club together gone? SOS Wooshette.
2) Ex Bomber Itsmyshow posted nearly 30 times. I don't expect him to meet that target combined for the rest of the season.
3) LicoriceAllsorts showed why he was headhunted by Haro. Sharp, witty and sometimes downright weird but it all adds up to a very successful transition from the Wonders
4) Packedlunch is a god amongst men.

View attachment 404915

Our next opponent will be an away trip to Dragon Island to play Dragons FFC (or the Bombers reserves as we like to call them).. They are coming off a strong showing against the Swamprats where they prevailed with a gutsy 9 point win. Best for the Dragons was their evergreen ruckman Hate who undoubtedly will find things tougher this week against a more physical, handsome and hung opponent.. Ex Bombers WFL and cammo6556 also had great games dominating their positions.
From a match thread posting angle, the Dragons will provide a good week of banter, boobs and various hot red heads and will give as good as they get..
cammo, WFL, Hatchy, Hate, Utensils (Knifey Spoony), VSTone and Blaze Storm will provide most of their banter and will have a bit of fun with it as well..

View attachment 404918

I've said it before, but I am sick to the death of the Boys Club.
TFW acted like a benevolent despot when it suited him, but has refused to throw away power and remains a moderator. The Boys Club's reach is growing stronger by the day, I'm seeing more and more posters participate in their in-jokes and drooling over one another.

Should anyone suggest they are backing each other up, they will be mocked to no end because such an idea is ridiculous, when in fact we see examples of it every day.

MATCH POSTING
In what was a pretty lame turn out from the Warriors, the Bombers provided 9 out of the 10 top contributers to the match thread.. TonyLynn15 hit a massive 136 posts and another impressive turn out by EKA favourite BEEG with 113. Haro, Coach, Lica and Phenom all posted strongly and it was great to see Dawn to Dark hit the thread strongly with nearly 40 posts.. well done to Billingsnumber who posted double figures in her first outing..
Overall, we had 19 contributers which is another excellent effort

POSTER OF THE YEAR
.
Leaderboard R.2
TonyLynn15 - 36
KohPhi - 33
BEEG- 23
PhenomenalV1 -9
LicoriceAllsorts - 9
The Coach16 - 6
miggs - 5
Harolad 3
Billingsnumber - 2
Dawn to Dark - 2[/QUOTE]


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Genius!!!!
 
After this weekends game can you please put me on the LTI list please HaroLad Thanks. I have some s**t to deal with and I am not sure how long it will take..but Ill be around posting in the game day threads from time to time.

I am sorry

Free Candy will still be awarded however.

Mate I want to sincerely wish you all the very best. We will all be thinking of you and look forward to you returning when you are ready. Take care and best wishes.
 

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Speaking of lifting, Citroin, what the **** are you doing?

People say I should stop wasting time on arseholes like you, they were right. They were ******* right, I don't give a s**t if you are stressed out from school or your other ******* personal problems anymore you are just using that as an excuse to act like a dick. I'm speaking out now, I'm tired of letting everyone walk over me thinking "oh he will be fine with it lets **** him over" or "Oh let's take advantage of his feelings" type of s**t. By the way, just because I didn't pass 7th grade doesn't mean I'm ******* dumb there are other reasons why I repeated but I'm not telling you jackshit because now we are done. Thanks for making my life a living hell, thanks for encouraging me that I could do better, and thank you for acting like a ******* to me acting like you are better than everyone else and bringing me down everytime you or me mention school, also in case you having noticed we are all children not some ******* adults calling me "childish", when you are childish too we all ******* children but I guess you can't fit that in your ego brain. I'm done with assholes like you. Bye you mother****** thanks for being the "best friend" I always wanted. Funny how I fell for you..smh I learned my lesson
Ok.
 
Unlucky result but we will slowly climb our way to the top
Mediocre game for me, not my best week at all with 15 disposals but still learning my trade in SFA

D2D Match Review - Top 5

5- PhenomenalV1: 7 goals and 3 behinds a mammoth effort by Pheno. Quality banter to go with it.
4- UnitedWarrior93: Good to see you emerge this week, had a great game for a first year player
3- KohPhi: Good performance, always consistent, what do you expect from one of our superstars
2- Trust_in_sps: Pre match entertainment on point keep it up
1- BEEG: Surely in contention for the EKA/Rising Star Award, becoming a big time player
 
Unlucky result but we will slowly climb our way to the top
Mediocre game for me, not my best week at all with 15 disposals but still learning my trade in SFA

D2D Match Review - Top 5

5- PhenomenalV1: 7 goals and 3 behinds a mammoth effort by Pheno. Quality banter to go with it.
4- UnitedWarrior93: Good to see you emerge this week, had a great game for a first year player
3- KohPhi: Good performance, always consistent, what do you expect from one of our superstars
2- Trust_in_sps: Pre match entertainment on point keep it up
1- BEEG: Surely in contention for the EKA/Rising Star Award, becoming a big time player

Cheers Dawn to Dark just trying play it one week at a time.
 
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