Flogstradamus Bailey S Myth. Another Scats superstar apparently, LOL

[Pistol Night]

And so it comes to pass the Bailey S Myth is starting to unravel. As expected.

Media loved him being a colourful character and sharing his central digit with all and sundry until it was exposed he is just a complete lunatic woman hating look at me I can do whatever I want flog.

I have it on good authority he refused to apologise to the wronged party, and Cats sent an apology by text on his behalf so that nobody could tell it wasn't coming from Bailey S Myth themself.

Hello journo chick,

Me sorry.

Bails

 

[CatToTheFuture]

And so it comes to pass the Bailey S Myth is starting to unravel. As expected.

Media loved him being a colourful character and sharing his central digit with all and sundry until it was exposed he is just a complete lunatic woman hating look at me I can do whatever I want and get away with it flog.

I have it on good authority he refused to apologise to the wronged party, and Cats sent an apology by text on his behalf so that nobody could tell it wasn't coming from Bailey S Myth themself.

Awww i was starting to miss you meaty

 

[T2B_]

And so it comes to pass the Bailey S Myth is starting to unravel. As expected.

Media loved him being a colourful character and sharing his central digit with all and sundry until it was exposed he is just a complete lunatic woman hating look at me I can do whatever I want and get away with it flog.

I have it on good authority he refused to apologise to the wronged party, and Cats sent an apology by text on his behalf so that nobody could tell it wasn't coming from Bailey S Myth themself.

Yes he seems to be an uber flog.

But it's no myth that he can footy good.

 

[Chronz]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/bailey-smith-and-tammy-hembrow-in-brownlow-medal-drama/news-story/074f11b453106f0c4c8e849b1c370bd1

The Geelong and Sniffy drama factory keeps on chugging along.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/bailey-smith-and-tammy-hembrow-in-brownlow-medal-drama/news-story/074f11b453106f0c4c8e849b1c370bd1

The Geelong and Sniffy drama factory keeps on chugging along.

Dramatis personae.

 

[Pistol Night]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/bailey-smith-and-tammy-hembrow-in-brownlow-medal-drama/news-story/074f11b453106f0c4c8e849b1c370bd1

The Geelong and Sniffy drama factory keeps on chugging along.

Save your time Bails. Swoop through the KFC drive through with Tammy, grab a couple of Zinger boxes and sit back on the couch smashing them watching Nick win it anyway

 

[Xtreme]

But it's no myth that he can footy good.

If constantly missing targets or kicking out on the full on a regular basis = he can play well..... then there is hope for every one legged person in an arse kicking contest.

 

[STPer18]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/bailey-smith-and-tammy-hembrow-in-brownlow-medal-drama/news-story/074f11b453106f0c4c8e849b1c370bd1

The Geelong and Sniffy drama factory keeps on chugging along.

Will be taking Scotty as his date to abuse D-grade journos together all night.

 

[the avoca drover]

Will be taking Scotty as his date to abuse D-grade journos together all night.

You and Jazny going?

 

[Pistol Night]

Will be taking Scotty as his date to abuse D-grade journos together all night.

They can all get blind together and bond

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I think Naicos will prolly win the Brownlow but would love to see Bailey take time Charlie to see how it triggers the OP's rather sensitive Hernia and hopefully results in him melting and getting suspended again.

 

[Xtreme]

I think Naicos will prolly win the Brownlow but would love to see Bailey take time Charlie to see how it triggers the OP's rather sensitive Hernia and hopefully results in him melting and getting suspended again.

More chance of Bailey growing a pair and apologising face to face with his photographer than there is of either he or N.D winning the 2025 brownlow.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

I think Naicos will prolly win the Brownlow but would love to see Bailey take time Charlie to see how it triggers the OP's rather sensitive Hernia and hopefully results in him melting and getting suspended again.

I agree. I would love to get another melt-suspend. Had to spend half an afternoon egregiously insulting mods to get it to happen last time.

 

[Xtreme]

Old mate Bazza and Chrissy Scott will be performing a duet at the end of the game



What an end to their sesaon <3

 

[Pistol Night]

I think Naicos will prolly win the Brownlow but would love to see Bailey take time Charlie to see how it triggers the OP's rather sensitive Hernia and hopefully results in him melting and getting suspended again.

When the **** did "prolly" enter the English language and why weren't we warned

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

When the **** did "prolly" enter the English language and why weren't we warned

I get my lingo from American based NBA fans where finna has replaced finally in the Hoops Lexicon !

 

[Pistol Night]

I get my lingo from American based NBA fans where finna has replaced finally in the Hoops Lexicon !

You’re prolly right mate I shouldn’t have doubted your cultured ways

 

[frggr]

When the **** did "prolly" enter the English language and why weren't we warned

They put out a pamphlet about it - Collingwood supporters just can't read

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Lazy 36 possies and goal for Bails first preliminary final performance

Cop that Meteoric Rise

 

[Chronz]

Lazy 36 possies and goal for Bails first preliminary final performance

Cop that Meteoric Rise

I think Rusey might genuinely be having a rub out from Dangers performance. He would have loved it.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I think Rusey might genuinely be having a rub out from Dangers performance. He would have loved it.

So much psychotic rage and bitterness on The Richmond board. They are handling the Geelong far worse than Hawfies lol

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Lazy 36 possies and goal for Bails first preliminary final performance

Cop that Meteoric Rise

Not getting that at Ballarat

 

[STPer18]

OP?

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Oh look there's a contest in a Grand Final. I will just sort of make it look like I misjudged the ball so I don't get hurt. Damn now there is another opportunity to squib it 5 seconds later with 100,000 watching live at the ground, I'll just sort of misjudge it again.

All in a day's work for Bailey S Myth.

zackah time to get the silly backfire tag of this very insightful thread.

 

[Tiger2709]

Oh look there's a contest in a Grand Final. I will just sort of make it look like I misjudged the ball so I don't get hurt. Damn now there is another opportunity to squib it 5 seconds later with 100,000 watching live at the ground, I'll just sort of misjudge it again.

All in a day's work for Bailey S Myth.

zackah time to get the silly backfire tag of this very insightful thread.

C'mon how can you expect him to perform at his best with no sunglasses allowed and he had that breakup with Tammy to deal with, bit harsh mate.