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Bananas In Pyjamas Sponsorship Prompting PG Push In SFA
Michael Qhiting
Rumours have been making their way around various clubhouses that iconic Australian fruit duo The Bananas In Pyjamas are gearing up to make a big play to become the primary sponsor of the SFA in Season 27 and beyond, citing a desire to bring an appealing PG product to worldwide audiences and nurture a new age of fans through the door.
B1 and B2 are platonic lovers.
Loveable teddy bear and manager of the two Lulu was recently interviewed by Qime Magazine, where she revealed the two have a deep passion for Qooty, having cut their leafs as young unripened kids on the fields of Qew, Victoria. It was there the pair developed their love for the sport, but as Lulu would then state, the two were torn between their love of Qooty andsubliminal children's television.
"B1 was concerned with the language of certain players and saw his future in children's television as the more appropriate business venture of the two."
When asked which players B1 was concerned with, Lulu declined to answer.
Plastic surgery has ensured Lulu hasn't aged a day.
Many believe the Bananas' sponsorship would be a welcomed edition and would help the league phase out some of the games more controversial players. Some have even gone as far to say the likes of BRAB and gym4life were the targets of the Banana Regime (Trademark) and were considered necessary Scapegoats to test the waters of what a PG era would look like.
Under the proposed Banana Regime, all players in the SFA are required to purchase Norf Melbourne memberships.
While some think the proposed sponsorship would be the death of the League, the big wigs at SFA HQ have found an unlikely ally in the form of Swamprats captain Ant Bear .
Ant Bear featured on several episodes of Bananas In Pyjamas during his youth.
While the idea of a PG era of the SFA is a scary thought for some, others believe change is inevitable and would ultimately create a better working environment for players and bring in new fans such as Justin Bieber groupies (SarahSmiles and friends) and the leftovers from the failed One Direction experiment. Still, others haven't taken as kindly to the proposed sponsorship and the conditions that it holds. One anonymous senior SFA player commented:
"Bunch of ******* Norf loving campaigners. The Filth Wizard would be turning in his grave if he knew his only fans were a bunch of overgrown herbs and outright ********s in the Bananas. Years ago I called that campaigner Qillon and suggested approaching The Ferals for sponsorship. You know what he said? 'Who Are The Ferals?'....Struth campaigner, struth...."
The rambling continued for hours.
Other sources have stated the Bananas' shady past should prove to be a further deterrent for the SFA to agree to their multibillion dollar Qooty terms, citing their involvement with fixing horse racing among other sports.
Amazing what the right lighting and makeup can do for rotting fruit.
kdavva74 was approached for his opinion on these scandalous rumours, but was quoted saying:
Off-air he requested a guaranteed EKA for the next 10 seasons.
The SFA has found itself in an interesting position. Do they accept the multi-billion dollar sponsorship offer byA corrupt subliminal, power hungry, moronic Childrens TV show or do they stay the more traditional course and let personas and personalities stay in their current, individual and sometimes ****ed up form? One thing is certain, this reporter is getting paid no matter what and will enjoy the ride.
Michael Qhiting
Rumours have been making their way around various clubhouses that iconic Australian fruit duo The Bananas In Pyjamas are gearing up to make a big play to become the primary sponsor of the SFA in Season 27 and beyond, citing a desire to bring an appealing PG product to worldwide audiences and nurture a new age of fans through the door.
B1 and B2 are platonic lovers.
Loveable teddy bear and manager of the two Lulu was recently interviewed by Qime Magazine, where she revealed the two have a deep passion for Qooty, having cut their leafs as young unripened kids on the fields of Qew, Victoria. It was there the pair developed their love for the sport, but as Lulu would then state, the two were torn between their love of Qooty and
"B1 was concerned with the language of certain players and saw his future in children's television as the more appropriate business venture of the two."
When asked which players B1 was concerned with, Lulu declined to answer.
Plastic surgery has ensured Lulu hasn't aged a day.
Many believe the Bananas' sponsorship would be a welcomed edition and would help the league phase out some of the games more controversial players. Some have even gone as far to say the likes of BRAB and gym4life were the targets of the Banana Regime (Trademark) and were considered necessary Scapegoats to test the waters of what a PG era would look like.
Under the proposed Banana Regime, all players in the SFA are required to purchase Norf Melbourne memberships.
While some think the proposed sponsorship would be the death of the League, the big wigs at SFA HQ have found an unlikely ally in the form of Swamprats captain Ant Bear .
Ant Bear featured on several episodes of Bananas In Pyjamas during his youth.
While the idea of a PG era of the SFA is a scary thought for some, others believe change is inevitable and would ultimately create a better working environment for players and bring in new fans such as Justin Bieber groupies (SarahSmiles and friends) and the leftovers from the failed One Direction experiment. Still, others haven't taken as kindly to the proposed sponsorship and the conditions that it holds. One anonymous senior SFA player commented:
"Bunch of ******* Norf loving campaigners. The Filth Wizard would be turning in his grave if he knew his only fans were a bunch of overgrown herbs and outright ********s in the Bananas. Years ago I called that campaigner Qillon and suggested approaching The Ferals for sponsorship. You know what he said? 'Who Are The Ferals?'....Struth campaigner, struth...."
The rambling continued for hours.
Other sources have stated the Bananas' shady past should prove to be a further deterrent for the SFA to agree to their multibillion dollar Qooty terms, citing their involvement with fixing horse racing among other sports.
Amazing what the right lighting and makeup can do for rotting fruit.
kdavva74 was approached for his opinion on these scandalous rumours, but was quoted saying:
Off-air he requested a guaranteed EKA for the next 10 seasons.
The SFA has found itself in an interesting position. Do they accept the multi-billion dollar sponsorship offer by
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