Banner, First Goal, Margin etc R16? v Weagles

[Fossie 32]

Points will be awarded each week as below.

One point for best weekly banner in the BRWB Banner Award section.
One point each for correct first Bulldogs goal kicker and nearest to margin.
One point for best name for the fixture / 'Cup'.
One point for best next day's Herald Sun back page headline.

One bonus point tipping for exact margin.

There is also a separate section [The Margin Nostradamus] for margin selections - closest gets 5 points, next 4 points then 3, 2 & 1

Leaderboard

13 points: Grassman
10 points: BallaratBulldog,
7 points: dogwatch, dogsfan, Boyd oh Boyd,
5 points: VL3OJ,
4 points: Yojimbo, Libba39
3 points: Mike, weltschmerz, DognBones,
2 points: Selim, Chicago, Jeff 1975
1 point: Floridog, Mojorisin, Wocka, jamesDP, Fossie 32, CarnTheScray, Trugo3013, ExRoyboy, Next Waiting

Margin Nostradamus Section:

25 pt: BallaratBulldog
23 pt: dogwatch ,
19 pt: DognBones
18 points: dogsfan, Boyd oh Boyd,
16 pt: Jeff1975
14 points: Libba39
13 points: _Mike_,
12 pt: Chicago1
10 pt: Grassman,
9 points: weltschmerz, Sharkey66
8 points: Virgin Dog
7 points: Yojimbo, Selim,
6 points: jamesDP, Fossie32,
5 points: VL3OJ
4 points: Cam1967, Trugo3013
3 points: NBates, ExRoyboy
2 points: CarnTheScray
1 point: Floridog

 

[Fossie 32]

Fixture : I Can't Believe It's a Bye Week Cup

 

[weltschmerz]

Naughton first goal in a 10-point victory to the Weagles

in honour of his upcoming hearing it’s gotta be the Willie Rioli Gatorade Cup

 

[grassman75]

Dogs by 8pts
Baz

In the Battle of the Wests in the North

Headline: For Ruck's Sake Bevo!

Banner:

When we last met in September,
Twas 2016...remember?
We didnt have a snowflakes chance,
Until footsteps Darling s**t his pants.
Some may say history does not repeat
However tonight it would be super sweet,
If the Sons of the West and all the lads,
Do it again for all the Dads

 

[Yojimbo]

Banner:

When we last met in September,
Twas 2016...remember?
We didnt have a snowflakes chance,
Until footsteps Darling sh*t his pants.
Some may say history does not repeat
However tonight it would be super sweet,
If the Sons of the West and all the lads,
Do it again for all the Dads

Your banners are very long,
Which i think is really great,
But think about the environment,
Such a waste of paper and sticky tape.

 

[grassman75]

Your banners are very long,
Which i think is really great,
But think about the environment,
Such a waste of paper and sticky tape.

Writing short banners is not my strength,
And when have you ever heard complaints about length?
Besides old mate, you know it's true
My banners are only keyboard poo

 

[weltschmerz]

Your banners are very long,
Which i think is really great,
But think about the environment,
Such a waste of paper and sticky tape.

Banners are virtual in this odd age,
No need to stress about the size of the page
Our words could fill the entire ground
No waste and ready for a second go around

 

[Yojimbo]

Banners are virtual in this odd age,
No need to stress about the size of the page
Our words could fill the entire ground
No waste and ready for a second go around

I am not concerned by the size of the card,
It's just that grassman tries so hard,
It's all in fun the bear i like to poke,
But never fear it's a running joke.

 

[Yojimbo]

Margin: Bulldogs by 45 Points
First Goal: Aaron Naughton
Fixture: Josh Hill we gave you our best, cup.

Headline: Bulldogs flair gives Eagles scare.

Banner:
The Dogs and Eagles get it on,
Sunday the 6th of September at Metricon,
Some people say it's the game of the round,
But i much prefer "The day of the hound".

 

[Virgin Dog]

Eagles by 13
First Goal: Wallis

 

[Jeff 1975]

Naughton
Eagles 23

Please finish

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Dogs by 18
Lloyd
In the Josh Hill Cup

 

[Fossie 32]

Us by 16
First goal to Toby

HL McLeans Showing

Banner
Fine one quarter effort v the Cats
Now for Timmy to feast on Nic Nat
A four quarter effort would be great
Then maybe we can make the EIGHT

 

[Boyd oh Boyd]

The Best West in the East Cup
Headline: Weagles Wobble in Wet, Dogs Don't
First goal Dunkley
Dogs by 8

 

[_Mike_]

In the Josh Hill Downhill Slalom

McLean to kick the first
To see the Eagles win by 37 points

Headline

WCE win the HO's 50-6. "The hit outs took care of themselves" says Beveridge

 

[Libba39]

WCE by 13
Goal: Lloyd
Fixture: The Danny Southern Golden Python
Headline: Nic Nat Tap Fest Downs Dogs

Banner:
We're a family club
With a father-son tradition
Today our sons of the west
Will do a father's day demolition

 

[Selim]

Hunter
Dogs by 7

 

[dogsfan]

Bont
Dogs by 16

in the Mickey Malthouse coaches cup

 

[Struggle]

Dogs by 26
Bruce

 

[dogwatch]

First goal Lloyd
West Coast by 19
In the Southern-Sumich Shield

HL: West Coast's biggest choke since Danny Southern's playing days

Banner:

Bevo - Our Mastermind
Irony - a rhetorical device used to convey an idea that is the opposite of the literal meaning

 

[Chicago1]

Wallis
West Coast by 23

 

[DognBones]

1st Goal: Naughton
Dogs by: 10 pts (I've got a feeling about this one; not sure that's a good thing. The feeling is we either win narrowly or get slaughtered.)

 

[Sharkey66]

Dogs by 16
Bruce for the first

 

[Fossie 32]

 

[dogwatch]

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Lloyd's effort was symbolic of the whole side's approach to the game.
He had the first goal on the platter but found a way to butcher it.

In the end we reluctantly scored a goal (in the 2nd quarter) and it just happened to be Lloyd.

Perhaps by then we'd exhausted the playbook on how to screw up golden opportunities? Haha, not so! We found quite a few more ways as the game progressed.