Banner suggestions for final home game?

[Ljc_86]

Just when we started to believe ken
Along came Ben who kicked ten
With finals out and co captains in
What a s**t spot to be in

 

[68vette]

Blank canvas would more powerful than any words on a banner.

 

[powermacs]

Tomorrow we can water ski,
Hopefully this year skip doesn’t do his knee

 

[chiwigi]

"Any club worth its salt
will clean out its no-hopers
from the doorman, to the
head trainer to the captain."

If the club didn’t actually approve this, one of our actual mottos. Then I’d genuinely quit.

However, the cheer squad won’t do,it.

 

[68vette]

If it's not "What happened Power?" I will be most disappointed.

 

[PAFC66]

If the cheer squad laid it on the ground and just walked off, and supporters just walked out of the ground and went home, it would speak volumes

Thousands, en masse,

NTUA will be embarrassing. Embarrassing because there are still enough true believing numpties to do it

NTUA is a joke. So stale. As well as that shithouse never give in song...

 

[PAFCsince1870]

Choco Hinkley for Baghdad

 

[HinkleysHeroes]

Keep it simple.

DO SOMETHING!

 

[bomberclifford]

I liked us better when
SHart played the Casio.

 

[No21sTightManPerm]

Goodbye 2019
With your false promise and hype
We’d rather be coached by
Dean Laidley on Skype

 

[rumoursofwinter]

Ken's a joke
He's no hero
Pay out this bloke
With Coke Zero

 

[jdeezy]

JUST ONE MORE GAME TO GO
OUR SEASON'S NEARLY DONE
SO FOR ONE LAST TIME THIS YEAR
WATCH SAM GRAY, FORWARD, 3-ON-1

 

[Duck Farmer]

Cause: Co-captain Sh1ts
Cure: Swimming and ****

 

[Premiers04]

Our leaders play with a lack of care
Wines and Jonas, the perfect pear.

 

[BornPort]

i knew it wasnt Chad

lol this would be great.

 

[_VXV]

I thought the thread title was Bonner suggestions

Fire him into the sun?

 

[blaargh]

This thread is awesome!!!

Much credits to those involved.

 

[PJ Power]

Time to end the stay
Of the God-damned KKK.
Our great history they have stained
Leaving our proud club forever shamed.

 

[blaargh]

There once was a Ken from the country,
Who disappointed all and sundry.
He skulled Diet Coke, and excelled in a choke,
but impressed with his fine choice of draftees.

 

[Prison bar Pete]

Another season gone to waste,
of our 150th year another taste.
Ken will be still be coach it seems,
despite our anguished supporters' screams.
To celebrate our milestone year,
commemorative tarps will appear.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

KKK

You sold us a dream,
You made us believe,
You didn’t deliver
It’s time to leave

 

[PowerBaz]

 

[Interstater]

Is it possible to just sew a giant mirror to the banner so the players can finally have a good hard look at themselves?

 

[PAFC66]

Is it possible to just sew a giant mirror to the banner so the players can finally have a good hard look at themselves?

Jonas looks at himself in the clubroom race mirror's every game.

 

[Grave Danger]