Banner Suggestions for Saturday

[agro]

Six drops of essence of terror

Five drops of sinister sauce

When the stirring is done, stick the spoon up your arse

Of course, aha of course

Edited for accuracy

 

[The Flying Doormat]

My work here is done ...

You broke him.

 

[Jabba73]

You broke him.

He appealed to God the other night, second in charge to Chief I believe.

Wearing him down slowly.

 

[thylacine60]

I'm off........

 

[Jabba73]

I'm off........

Is this some sort of attempt at Haiku?

 

[Blue Baggers]

You tried to keep your injections on the down low
But now Jobes goto give back the brownlow

 

[The Coach]

This rhyme seems appropriate Thy

 

[ferrisb]

Last year we were a footy club,
Riddled with bad habits and faults.
But now we're being ressurected,
Thanks to M Lo, Trigg, SOS and Bolts.

 

[Cripps 'n' Blue Bloods]

Just a pic of a wooden spoon with the words 'To Essendon, from Carlton'

 

[gandaal]

There once was an arrogant man
Who came up with a devious plan
He drugged all his team
Declared they were clean
But the scum got a well deserved ban

 

[ajb72]

Essendon Football Club.
Cheating since 1878.

 

[The Flying Doormat]

Is this some sort of attempt at Haiku?

Looking for Pokemon again.

 

[Franc de Borges]

If you were the Carlton Football Club and you had the chance to hand one of your greatest rivals their fourth spoon (same as us now) what would you put on the banner?

My suggestion would be.

"A spoonfull of sugar makes the medicine go down"

Essendon already have four spoons, this will be number five.

 

[Jeremias]

Essendon already have four spoons, this will be number five.

How poetic that a former #5 is at fault for getting them there.

 

[Azul]

See the Bombers crash down, down.
High like a lead balloon.
They all try their best,
But they can't get near,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

 

[HBF]

I'm off........

Will you back by Saturday?
Just need to know if you require a seat to be saved.

 

[Dramoth]

Essendon already have four spoons, this will be number five.

16 cups each (although you cheated for one) and 4 wooden spoons.. Here, have another spoon... Now your better than us at something!

 

[Franc de Borges]

Wooden it be nice?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

These cheats who broke the grand old game
Are now writhing in putridness and shame!

 

[choo]

Got what you deserve you dirty cheats.
Too subtle?

 

[Jimmae]

Five years have passed
The legacy has you in knots
Yet still come Monday
You'll be having some shots

 

[slashin_velvet]

It's not so bad,
Junkies love spoons.

 

[BlueTongue]

We are the Navy Blues
We are the Old Dark Navy Blues
We're the team that never took banned substances

 

[Robbo's my hero]

That spoon, that spoon, that spoonful.

 

[thylacine60]

thank-you Jack, thank-you Slowhand.......