Banners we *should* be writing

[jazzee]

No it wasn't. Just posted on another thread about the bluebloods and wealthy that run the club. How many live in Footscray??????

Ugh. Bet you're great fun at parties.

The banner is great because 99% of banners are dull. This was not.

 

[Johnny Cattery]

For those who haven't seen it, the Dogs unveiled a rather nifty number against the Demons today:

Glimpsed this and could not believe my eyes. Thanks for posting!

 

[newcs]

Here's a Fitzroy banner just after the Brisbane merger was announced.

 

[FredLeDeux]

Here's a Fitzroy banner just after the Brisbane merger was announced.

"merger"?

 

[newcs]

"merger"?

Yeh, maybe it shouldn't be called a merger.
That banner gives a more accurate story as to what happened.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Carlton:

"Uh ma gaaawd, that's bullshit" you'll cry after your loss
We're gonna slap you around
like Dasher on SOS.

 

[dazbroncos]

To Hawthorn:
Your Golden run is all but ova.
.

Perhaps we could adjust this a bit. Im not a fan of tongue in cheek references to cancer.

Id suggest adjusting this please.

edit - just seen this is even more in poor taste given the recent news.

Not cool.

Go Catters

 

[Spazz Cat]

GWS:

You're all.. Umm...ahh
You're supporters are all ...ahh umm...
Good luck with the game

 

[Boxhead_31]

This weeks one:
Get Well Soon Roughy

 

[JUBJUB]

GWS:

You're all.. Umm...ahh
You're supporters are all ...ahh umm...
Good luck with the game

 

[Mr Blicavs]

This week V Collingwood

"2 sure signs you know you're at the MCG?"
"The beers are warm & the Pies are cold"

 

[PhatBoy]

Life's has been tough for the Pies
Under Mick's young apprentice
This win's for you,
Underworked Collingwood dentists

 

[cats_09]

This weeks one:
Get Well Soon Roughy

I would love for all 17 other clubs to echo that sentiment on their banners this week - a message of unity & support from the greater football community.

 

[Hoooops]

Sometimes I feel like

Jimmy doesn't dive
Joel doesn't duck
Throw those accusations
We don't give a ****​

would be a good banner.

 

[cats_09]

Caddy be mobile
Guthrie be quick
Look out Magpies
Cats are starting to click

 

[Scottland2007]

It's the first quarter and we are snoozing. This is the type of game we end up losing.....

 

[Beanstalk]

Basil is my least favourite

herb
commentator
person

 

[Micksy]

Look out blues
like lambs to the slaughter
we're here to play
ignore the first quarter