Banter Banter thread Part 2 - Opposition fans welcome

Discussion in 'Carlton' started by thylacine60, Oct 4, 2016.

Put it out there
  1. ESKIE

    ESKIE Keeping it Cool.

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    What Aph said :arrowup:
     

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  2. ESKIE

    ESKIE Keeping it Cool.

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    I know you understand what it's like being on the bottom of the ladder lord knows Melbourne languished hopelessly down there for years

    Did the AFl step in ?
     
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  3. Arr0w

    Arr0w Premiership Player

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    12 flags, 12 spoons and you last played finals in 2006? Yeah, think we have you covered:D
     
  4. __Bobcat__

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    "Just like the Tigers of old"
    When the pressures on we fold,
    Oh we're from tiger ,
    The yellow runs down our back,
    Oh wee from tiger land"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  5. __Bobcat__

    __Bobcat__ Club Legend

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    Go take the Red pill,
     
  6. blured

    blured Club Legend

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    Bad luck agian brave blues you really should try skiing. It's so much better than being a carlton supporter. Swish :)
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  7. Aphrodite

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    1964!

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  8. Gethelred

    Gethelred Club Legend

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    I'm curious.

    What exactly is it you think you're doing? Is it banter? I really can't tell. If it's a sledge, it's rather ordinary.

    I suppose you'd know about skiing, though. Plenty of experience treating winter like it doesn't exist, no?
     
  9. BluStreak

    BluStreak Premiership Player

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    Auto correct is a bitch hey. Everyone knows that you Swoosh when skiing. Swish is for basketball.
     
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  10. Jabba73

    Jabba73 Brownlow Medallist

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    Not the way I shoot.
     
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  11. BluStreak

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    Yelling 'pull' first?
     
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  12. jezzajay

    jezzajay Club Legend

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    The only reason you could possibly say this with any real meaning is if you were once a blues supporter...otherwise how would you know or are you just a squib turncoat? Standard bloody dee's supporter...bet that was you with the cheese platter on the weekend...pffffftttt...all huff with absolutely no puff!
     
  13. TGR

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    You seem to be going through an identity crisis. Let me help you.
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  14. Robbo's my hero

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    Where's the salmon?:mad:
     
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  15. Procrastinator35

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    Blues will be keen to put an end to the 14 -0 streak here....Ouch....Expect the Jaeger-meister to spoil the party.
     
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  16. Metalcrusher

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    Honestly I hope he gets through unscathed for you blokes.
     
  17. Aphrodite

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    Procrastinator35 Brownlow Medallist

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    Pretty excited about the new crop coming through actually:....All of Burton, O'Meara, Sicily, Mitchell & Hardwick will inform the nucleus of a potent combo for the years to come.

    Congrats on finally getting the Brown & Gold monkey off the back.....After our 11-0 run of outs against the Cats, I know how it feels.
     
  19. Jabba73

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    Banter thread, ffs. Thought you knew better?
     
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  20. Procrastinator35

    Procrastinator35 Brownlow Medallist

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    Burton will shit the Rising star award in, thus scuppering the hopes of the array of young Blues stars in line to win it.
     
  21. Jabba73

    Jabba73 Brownlow Medallist

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    Sounds painful, wont win it.

    Only one of them can win it, so 4 of the 5 will have their hopes dashed. Simple maths.
     
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  22. Procrastinator35

    Procrastinator35 Brownlow Medallist

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    They'll steal all the votes orf each other.

    The last time Carlton beat Hawthorn, I still hadn't developed a sense of humor....Or a knack for math.
     
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  23. Jabba73

    Jabba73 Brownlow Medallist

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    Half our supporters weren't born
     
  24. BLUEALLTHRU

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    What's the head to head between Haks and Blues?
     
  25. Procrastinator35

    Procrastinator35 Brownlow Medallist

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    When will the other half come out of their latte-sipping, Lygon street comas?

    Dunno, but we're catching up real fast. 16>13 last I checked.....Big 4 with a bullet.;)
     
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