Banter Banter thread Part 2 - Opposition fans welcome

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Jabba73

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Alright you draft pick tanking campaigners, if you don't beat us by at least 5 goals, I will be livid!

Not great banter I know, but anything that will get Bard Scotts the boot asap is necessary!
You seem a little tense, maybe you’d better loosen up
 
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If Norf can't beat us with all of our outs, they are no good.

In saying that.....Norf are no good.

Flip of the coin....in the game of the heavy weights.

Carlton win 4 14 38 to Norf 3 12 30.

Highlight will be when the McKay brothers swap jumpers at half time and no one knows (hopefully Ben gets a game this week).
 

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It's nice to see the Carlton board re-gain it's sense of humour...I mean, you've got to laugh at yourselves....All us other 17 clubs do.:cool:
We don’t care if every other club laughs at themselves.

It is easy to understand why they do
 
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Alright you draft pick tanking campaigners, if you don't beat us by at least 5 goals, I will be livid!

Not great banter I know, but anything that will get Bard Scotts the boot asap is necessary!
We're tanking to help Adelaide this year.

Took a 20 goal loss for us to sack Pagan. Not a chance we will play for 4 quarters to achieve that for you.

Cuningham to kick 3 goals which will be a fine effort. Cunnington to kick 3 players and get a fine for his effort.

Tale of 2 Cunz.
 

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We're tanking to help Adelaide this year.

Took a 20 goal loss for us to sack Pagan. Not a chance we will play for 4 quarters to achieve that for you.

Cuningham to kick 3 goals which will be a fine effort. Cunnington to kick 3 players and get a fine for his effort.

Tale of 2 Cunz.
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Alright you draft pick tanking campaigners, if you don't beat us by at least 5 goals, I will be livid!

Not great banter I know, but anything that will get Bard Scotts the boot asap is necessary!
There was a crap coach called Bard Scott
As good as Chris Scott he is NOT
Doesn't have the players
Or the offensive layers
But has the whingiest face of the lot
 
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JOM is turning into the current Rockliff.

9 gazillion possessions with **** all effectiveness.

Really?...Could have sworn he single-handedly drove us back from the brink against you guys in getting us over the line....And it would seem that both teams coaches would agree with that sentiment also, seen as they both gave him maximum votes for that game.

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