You blokes really can't take a trick this preseason.
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Banter Banter thread Part 2 - Opposition fans welcome
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Sure:
Longest drought in the past: 1916-1937....22 years without a flag, 23 years from 1915-1938
Current Drought equals: 1996-2018...……..23 years without a flag, 24 years from 1995-2019
Er…...You were saying?
Well done on dragging the Blues bored down to Richmond & Collingwood levels.
"Old news" and if you had any semblance of decency, such a tragedy should not be utilised/raised in a banter thread.
Numerous Aussies in Townsville and Tassie have lost their homes, and so much more, hardly topical for trash talk.
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The only reason we’re “bored”, is because you’re here...
And likening us to Richmond?...
Richmond??!! Richmond??!! *en Richmond??!! That is simply uncalled for. Unnecessary.
Please let me know when you settle on a figure, post to post variation is tedious.
As to you grammatical prowess, well, it is up there with your mathematics. This Blues board is certainly bored of your boorish banter
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Boring?....Mwah?....I'm a veritable font of info.
I mean, it's not like I compared your current 21st century spoon acquisition rate to that of the Aints in the 20th Century.....No Siree…..I held back on that one.
How a lightning strike on the property of Robert Walls (what's the odds of it being a known person let alone a Carlton person was the point of my post) has anything to do with floods in Townsville or fires in Tasmania I do not know.
Anyway what next for Carlton this preseason?
A massive sink hole in the backyard of Bruce Doull?
Jabba73
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You wouldn’t hear about. Not from him anyway
There was this massive sinkhole at Vic Park that Collingwood players disappeared into when Doully played.
I'll speak on behalf of Bruce,he is enjoying retirement and quite often cuddles his premiership medals. He wishes Figjam Nafan no more pain and asks that he think of his family and retire, his career has been very traumatising for his family.
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Jabba73
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Why aren’t the teeth implant adds exclusive to the Collingwood and Richmond boards?
Opine
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because, as is clearly evident, Pies and Ninethmond supporters don't have fixed addresses; hence the need to flood our board with adds so that the message reaches their strays.
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Is that banter ?
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happy 10 year membership anniversary to all of the Hawthorn ‘member since 2009’ bandwagon brigade 
Fair assessment
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happy 10 year membership anniversary to all of the Hawthorn ‘member since 2009’ bandwagon brigade
I truly rooly hate to disappoint you, but I've been a member since 1 was a 12 year old junior in 1978.....Back when you were guaranteed a set of 6 series tickets for all finals as a member.
I'm sure there'd still be some in here who can recall those days......Not you though, I'd hazard a guess.
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Time to shut this thread down until season proper.
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This needs to be bumped.
Do try to have a sense of humour about your banter.
Sooking about moderating isn't banter.
Show us how good you are!
Do try to have a sense of humour about your banter.
Sooking about moderating isn't banter.
Show us how good you are!
Better Loosen Up
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Alright you draft pick tanking campaigners, if you don't beat us by at least 5 goals, I will be livid!
Not great banter I know, but anything that will get Bard Scotts the boot asap is necessary!
Not great banter I know, but anything that will get Bard Scotts the boot asap is necessary!
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This weeks game will determine the future of Brad Scott.
That said, Roos by 40.
That said, Roos by 40.
Jabba73
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You seem a little tense, maybe you’d better loosen up
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It's nice to see the Carlton board re-gain it's sense of humour...I mean, you've got to laugh at yourselves....All us other 17 clubs do.
If Norf can't beat us with all of our outs, they are no good.
In saying that.....Norf are no good.
Flip of the coin....in the game of the heavy weights.
Carlton win 4 14 38 to Norf 3 12 30.
Highlight will be when the McKay brothers swap jumpers at half time and no one knows (hopefully Ben gets a game this week).
In saying that.....Norf are no good.
Flip of the coin....in the game of the heavy weights.
Carlton win 4 14 38 to Norf 3 12 30.
Highlight will be when the McKay brothers swap jumpers at half time and no one knows (hopefully Ben gets a game this week).
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