Prediction Barrett's ROSS THE BOSS curse.

Discussion in 'Fremantle' started by Squishy, Jul 14, 2017.

  1. Squishy

    Squishy Draftee

    Fremantle
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    Feb 14, 2013
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    Perth
    I today come to you with irrefutable proof that Damien Barrett is not just an all around shit bloke, but also has literally cursed the Fremantle Dockers. Some sharp readers have noticed that when Damien Barrett refers to "Ross the Boss" in his notorious "Sliding Doors" feature that the Fremantle Football Club fail to perform. Using the latest in analytical software I have exposed Purple's dark sorcery. If "Ross the Boss" is mentioned in the aforementioned feature column it is near impossible for the Dockers to win. Here is the undeniable statistical truth.

    Some of you cheeky supporters may suggest that the Dockers fail to win regardless, however we are nearly ten times more likely to win without the Ross the Boss curse.

    Thank you all for reading and don't read sliding doors this week. Congratulations to the Eagles on their upcoming derby victory. Yes i did also post this on reddit.
     

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  2. JoshWoodenSpoon

    JoshWoodenSpoon Club Legend

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    Thank you.
     
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  3. youmewe

    youmewe Club Legend

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  4. trentjac

    trentjac Senior List

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    Jan 30, 2015
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    IF Purple would just shut the **** up, THEN maybe, just maybe the dockers would have a chance
     
  5. Nolo180

    Nolo180 Senior List

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    Sep 17, 2014
    283
    Somewhere in time
    Do they still refer to him "as the leading news breaker in the game" on tv? Used to irritate the crap out of me. Its was like referring to Chris Mayne as one of the best kicks for goal 4 years after it was actually true...
     
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  6. Nolo180

    Nolo180 Senior List

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    Sep 17, 2014
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    Somewhere in time
    Besides anyone who knows anything knows crumpet face is the AFL's leading news breaker...
     
  7. Tazmania

    Tazmania Premiership Player

    Fremantle
    Mar 27, 2007
    4,099
    Back in WA
    it's true...every time I hear crumpers I get the impression the news is thoroughly broken.
     
  8. JoshWoodenSpoon

    JoshWoodenSpoon Club Legend

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    Fremantle AFLW, Las Vegas Bears
    Oct 16, 2013
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