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Lets hope he isn't called Ass for short.....

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Lets hope he isn't called Ass for short.....


Second name should have been Martin, agree.Congratulations to Jim and Nadia on the new arrival, commiserations to Aston on receiving a terrible name.
Second name should have been Martin, agree.
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I will always think of him as having 3 names now, Vdubs.Second name should have been Martin, agree.
Martin being the second of those three.Made me lolLooks a bit on the heavy side but still only preseason.
Or an Aston KutcherShe always wanted an Aston (Martin)?

Second name should have been Martin, agree.
"Handballs to Boh, passes to Oscar, who finds Jett in the pocket!"
Boh EnrightWho do they belong to? They are all shocking names
The Milburns were obviously looking towards the futureBoh Enright
Oscar King (or Oscar Brownless, but a bit older)
Jett Milburn

Lets hope they don't call the next one Mercedes.

Who do they belong to? They are all shocking names
Yeah it's the whole (Bogan thing) try and emulate Hollywood stars with made up names, made up spelling of traditional names, or obscure 19th century names. The thing is it doesn't work in Hollywood so I don't know why some parents with five kids named Jaxson, Tylah, Jette, Aayden, and Xac out in the outer burbs somehwere think it'll work for them. In saying that I think Aston and Oscar are alright names.In the immortal words of George Carlin, "these are not real names".
Yeah it's the whole (Bogan thing) try and emulate Hollywood stars with made up names, made up spelling of traditional names, or obscure 19th century names. The thing is it doesn't work in Hollywood so I don't know why some parents with five kids named Jaxson, Tylah, Jette, Aayden, and Xac out in the outer burbs somehwere think it'll work for them. In saying that I think Aston and Oscar are alright names.
Anyway if anyone is keen to get in on a bit of fun at this horrible trends expense here's a list of bogans favourite baby names at the moment.
http://thingsboganslike.com/a-bogue-by-any-other-name/


