FTA-TV Basil Zempilas- Commentary TIPS

[ThePersianRug]

He looks like a Jim Henson creation.

 

[Sando22]

Fairly certain he called Josh Kennedy (SYD) John last night before then drawing comparisons between his setup and the mob on Modern Family as if to say your wife is a Brazilian bimbo.
Deadset moron

 

[ThePersianRug]

Fairly certain he call Josh Kennedy (SYD) John last night before then drawing comparisons between his setup and the mob on Modern Family as if to say your wife is a Brazilian bimbo.
Deadset moron

"They trooly are footys modern family"

Oh ffs go slap yourself basil, seriously.

 

[Sando22]

"They trooly are footys modern family"

Oh ffs go slap yourself basil, seriously.

Absolute moron

 

[2006_Eagles]

Why does he keep getting gigs when he's so inept at it

 

[Wayne Dwop]

He doesn't have a long nose....he has a short half head.

 

[Kram]

His calling at the Olympics was ****in embarrassing, did his best to ruin Kyle Chalmers' 100m freestyle gold.

 

[Kony Abbott]

Watch this video for literally the worst piece of commentary you'll see all year. I used to hate Bruce but at least he makes the big moments exciting more often than not. Basil is god awful, butchers this moment completely.

 

[Seadog]

He is an absolutely deplorable commentator. The scary thing is he is paired with Hame who is as bad or even, amazingly, worse. There have never been two worse commentators for footy in history, they have honestly plumbed new depths those two. Dwayne Russel would be the closest to them but even he can't get near their all round awfulness.

You are pretty well on the money. Hamishs smug private school boy persona is marginally worse than Basils goofy efforts for me but Dwayne has them both covered, absolute assclown.

 

[Shane Hird]

Absolute ####wit.

 

[Elite Master]

He's the type of guy that only has a mild/causal interest in footy and only sees it as a job.

 

[Shane Hird]

I hate him.

HATE!

 

[Saintly Viewed]

His calling at the Olympics was ****in embarrassing, did his best to ruin Kyle Chalmers' 100m freestyle gold.

Dreadful call.
Made it flat as any pancake.

 

[Swooping Crow]

You are pretty well on the money. Hamishs smug private school boy persona is marginally worse than Basils goofy efforts for me but Dwayne has them both covered, absolute assclown.

All are knob jockeys but at least Dwayne is good at self-parody. Dwayne is a cross between American Dad and Dermie.

 

[The King!]

Batting out of his league

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Batting out of his league

The concern is he wants to keep commentating till 85

Is he 84 years old by any chance???

 

[BRWB]

So Baz, a mediocre d grader has an A grade missus.

He also an incompetent with a head like a busted arse and yet continues to be employed in highly paid media roles, and not a sign turner (which is probably still above his pay grade).

Much respect to Baz - if nothing else Baz gives everyone hope that you can be a useless busted arse and still win life's lottery.

 

[BarryMorgan]

Just completed the worst call of a football game I've ever had the displeasure of hearing.

 

[CakeEater]

As i said in the game thread he was 7 seconds behind the game.

Almost like he was calling it by video delay from Melbourne

 

[BRWB]

Just completed the worst call of a football game I've ever had the displeasure of hearing.

I think you will find the Tiges v Freo holds this mantle.

 

[clivenator26]

Player receives handball - Boyd fires off the handball out of congestion.

Player kicks ball - Liberatore now recieves the handball from Boyd - now if I was Dennis Cometti I'd say something funny here.

Key marking contest - Liberatore kicks deep into the 50.

Ball crumbed for a goal - the big men fly, Cloke gets hands to it, Hamling with the spoil downwards.

Goal umpire signals goal - Dahlhaus roves and kicks, is it a goal, it could be, is it, do you think it is a goal?

Goal umpire waves flags - yes it's a goal to Dahlhaus.

Ball bounced back in Centre - and what a goal it was. Dahlhaus roving the contest and snapping truly for the bulldogs.

Siren sounds - can the dogs get another much needed goal? What a game we have here.

Club song plays for winning team -what a finish to this game, Dogs down and out but can they win?

f*** you gonzo big nosed f***!!!

 

[BarryMorgan]

As i said in the game thread he was 7 seconds behind the game.

Almost like he was calling it by video delay from Melbourne

It was like he'd never seen a game of football before - Cloke blatantly passed it to McLean at one stage, and Basil called it lucky.

 

[Xtreme]

Player receives handball - Boyd fires off the handball out of congestion.

Player kicks ball - Liberatore now recieves the handball from Boyd - now if I was Dennis Cometti I'd say something funny here.

Key marking contest - Liberatore kicks deep into the 50.

Ball crumbed for a goal - the big men fly, Cloke gets hands to it, Hamling with the spoil downwards.

Goal umpire signals goal - Dahlhaus roves and kicks, is it a goal, it could be, is it, do you think it is a goal?

Goal umpire waves flags - yes it's a goal to Dahlhaus.

Ball bounced back in Centre - and what a goal it was. Dahlhaus roving the contest and snapping truly for the bulldogs.

Siren sounds - can the dogs get another much needed goal? What a game we have here.

Club song plays for winning team -what a finish to this game, Dogs down and out but can they win?

f*** you gonzo big nosed f***!!!

I see he still hasn't learned from the olympics. Australian leaps off the blocks and well off the pace.... in Basil's world Australia off too a good start"

 

[BarryMorgan]

I see he still hasn't learned from the olympics. Australian leaps off the blocks and well off the pace.... in Basil's world Australia off too a good start"

Basil's World sounds like the name of the shonkiest theme park of all time.

 

[TheJanuaryMan]

Basil's World?