Bay 13 Casino Royale

[GoCROWS!]

Dear Lemmings, Flogs, Mashers, Pencil Dicks and Pencil Dick D/H's,

I on behalf of the Make Bay 13 great again committee, #focusonfloggery, cordially invite you to the opening night of the brand new casino. Now unlike real life gambling where football clubs take poor defenceless flogs money (*cough Tassie Hawfs *cough), our casino deals exclusively in beans and duritz points.

The games are simple and secure transfers of beans and duritz points is all available within our brand new facilities. Additionally we offer some in house counselling services for (poor old flogs that gamble away their children's inheritance).

Welchers and squibs are NOT Welcome.

The first game on offer will be an Australian Classic....

TWO UP!!!!

Put your bets in flogs.

 

[Porke"d]

Dear Lemmings, Flogs, Mashers, Pencil Dicks and Pencil Dick D/H's,

I on behalf of the Make Bay 13 great again committee, #focusonfloggery, cordially invite you to the opening night of the brand new casino. Now unlike real life gambling where football clubs take poor defenceless flogs money (*cough Tassie Hawfs *cough), our casino deals exclusively in beans and duritz points.

The games are simple and secure transfers of beans and duritz points is all available within our brand new facilities. Additionally we offer some in house counselling services for (poor old flogs that gamble away their children's inheritance).

Welchers and squibs are NOT Welcome.

The first game on offer will be an Australian Classic....

TWO UP!!!!

Put your bets in flogs.

Imaginative Thread GoCAMRYS!

I'm in, put me down for double D/Heads

 

[GoCROWS!]

Imaginative Thread GoCAMRYS!

I'm in, put me down for double D/Heads

How many duritz points will that be on double D/heads friend?

 

[Packedlunch]

Dear Lemmings, Flogs, Mashers, Pencil Dicks and Pencil Dick D/H's,

I on behalf of the Make Bay 13 great again committee, #focusonfloggery, cordially invite you to the opening night of the brand new casino. Now unlike real life gambling where football clubs take poor defenceless flogs money (*cough Tassie Hawfs *cough), our casino deals exclusively in beans and duritz points.

The games are simple and secure transfers of beans and duritz points is all available within our brand new facilities. Additionally we offer some in house counselling services for (poor old flogs that gamble away their children's inheritance).

Welchers and squibs are NOT Welcome.

The first game on offer will be an Australian Classic....

TWO UP!!!!

Put your bets in flogs.

I'm a little nervous of signing up for your "casino" spanka. Those fingers look like they're about to give an examination of sorts.

 

[GoCROWS!]

I'm a little nervous of signing up for your "casino" spanka. Those fingers look like they're about to give an examination of sorts.

I assure you discretion is a priority friend, NTTAWWT.

 

[Packedlunch]

Ok frk it. Put me down for tails

 

[Good_Old]

What's going on here, I see it.

 

[GoCROWS!]

Ok frk it. Put me down for tails

Is that double tails Mr. Packed Lunch Sir?

How many beans would that be?

 

[GoCROWS!]

What's going on here, I see it.

Would you like a wager friend?

 

[Morganashlee]

Tails never fails

 

[Alfred_]

I'll have 20 squibsies on the coins landing on their sides.

 

[GoCROWS!]

I'll have 20 squibsies on the coins landing on their sides.

Very good a risk taker! Ok flogs- taking last bets...

 

[Chaisa]

I'll take heads.

 

[BloodRet]

Whoever wants a quick line in the mens toilets before we get started, meet me outside the cubicles with Hanners and Swanny. I've been waiting here for like 15 mins like what **** is taking this campaigner so long? Bend over and look under the cubicle door and there is four feet there. WTF? Finally the two blokes came out, both sporting Hawthorn caps, so it's quite obvious they were racking up lines of each others goo or sucking each othet off. Seccy was waiting right outside for them and kicked them both out for wearing caps inside the casino, so I think we are good to go now. So if anyone wants a bump, I'm here now. Coast is clear.

 

[GoCROWS!]

And the result is......




Two D/H's

Congratulations Mr. Porke"d you have won, 100 please post here to collect your prize

House takes 20 squibsies.

Other flogs you need to specify how many beans!

 

[Plugger35]

Very good a risk taker! Ok flogs- taking last bets...

I bet this thread gets divvied.

 

[Packedlunch]

Is that double tails Mr. Packed Lunch Sir?

How many beans would that be?

All in, double tails.

 

[GoCROWS!]

All in, double tails

Well that was lucky wasn't it Mr. Lunch, perhaps next round

 

[GoCROWS!]

I bet this thread gets divvied.

Hi friend, I feel that 2 up is not the game for you I am afraid. Why don't you try the pokies, you are guaranteed to lose- just how you like it.

 

[GoCROWS!]

How about a game of black jack?

Who's in

 

[Vikingblood]

Tails never fails

David Hille likes this

 

[Vikingblood]

How about a game of black jack?

Who's in

I don't want to see your flop

 

[Plugger35]

How about a game of black jack?

Who's in

 

[GoCROWS!]

I've just been informed by the mods that the game of black jack is off for racist undertones and that one of the cards triggered one of the mods.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I've just been informed by the mods that the game of black jack is off for racist undertones and that one of the cards triggered one of the mods.

So White Russian roulette is out as well I take it?