Bay 13 Community Notice Board

[Byron Porkett]

Hi Flogs, Chaseton, the_interloper, Elite Finger Twirler and HumanMeatball,

Recently I suffered an eInjury. Due to some online indiscretions, I lost my ability to make Threads, react to posts and melt on walls. As such, I probably came across as a rude ignorant flog not providing reach arounds and the Bay's daily quota of elite Threads. Which got me thinking, the Bay lacks a Community Notice Board. A place where you can post important notices and announcements to the Bay community.

For instance....

Hey Morgs, can you grab a carton of milk on your way home darl?

Get the milk your f***ing self you Lol Norf drongo

Or you may need to get in touch with a loved one...

SweetyUK do you mind rolling over? You're on my side of the bed.

Sorry hun, just love when we cuddle

You make have a sudden urge...

Male me Mr Gui Guije

You might be looking to sell something...

For sale. One parrot. Stuck on repeat and tends to go missing. Will take a packet of chips or nearest offer.

You may just be a flog.....

Look at me, look at me, I need attention

Or you may be seeking a deeper meaning in life....

Wanted, young wierd Richmond flog seeking companionship with like minded (aka NDIS level stupid) male. Must enjoy breaking news and melting Geelong Flogs

Whatever the case, this your Thread to communicate with the Bay community. This is your very own marketplace, tinder, Grindr and general means for communicating with your fellow flogs. Starburns_, sticky this bastard up please old friend

 

[ChappyUK]

 

[Byron Porkett]

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[Good_Old]

Some little campaigner is in my street bouncing a basketball. I might go use his head as a basketball in a minute.

 

[Byron Porkett]

Some little campaigner is in my street bouncing a basketball. I might go use his head as a basketball in a minute.

Ricketz, please cease bouncing the basketball in Good_Old's street.

Wowee, thread already delivering

 

[Ricketz]

Ricketz, please cease bouncing the basketball in Good_Old's street.

Wowee, thread already delivering

If I'm not out there doing that, I'm in here doing this.

Think about that, you cranky old campaigners.

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

Elite thread old friend.

 

[captain blood 17]

Labor party - currently seeking good policy’s. Any ideas call 1800 Albo Wong


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[RedVest4]

@subaru dear, can we start doing it in the morning too?

 

[Byron Porkett]

She'll have to get me off Bigfooty first....

 

[Good_Old]

She'll have to get me off Bigfooty first....

Wot, like get you off whilst your posting on here?

 

[Byron Porkett]

Here's one from our friend the Finger Twirler.

Shut up flogs. Pre-season for SFA starts tomorrow. I'm your eVice-Captain this year and I want you all back in faaarken good nick for the SFA season

charcoalchicken probably is looking for help...

Wanted, Year 2 Maths tutor to help me graduate from primary school. Cannot afford to pay but can make you an honorary terror squad member

*sfellow

 

[captain blood 17]

Found this one -
Terra squadz currently recruiting. Callz the year 2015 to get it going again.


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[charcoalchicken]

Here's one from our friend the Finger Twirler.



charcoalchicken probably is looking for help...

*sfellow

Malaka

 

[Ricketz]

FOUND

1 pack of blue and gold galahs. All look like they have been neglected, underweight, and scratching the spiders under their skin.

Please come and pick them up straight away, they just won't shut up and they are spreading parasites everywhere.

They can be picked up immediately after any post I make.

 

[Ricketz]

FOR SALE

Linus blankets, for when you need your own personal and portable safe space. Carefully crafted to feel like the womb you wish you never had to climb out of.

Currently only available in Black with Yellow sash, but customisable colours on request. For an extra $10 we will throw in our patented Caro Dummy - encrusted in salt, it will keep the biggest babies quiet.

Please contact Swoletitties2 for ordering details.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Geelong flog circle jerk meetings at the Corio Bay Roadhouse after every Geelong win and/or Hawthorn loss.
PM Geelong Dynasty for more details.

 

[Ricketz]

LOST

Any chance of future success.

If found, please return immediately to the Hawthorn Football Club, C/- Dingley Waste Management Services Pty Ltd.

 

[Ricketz]

CASUAL ENCOUNTERS

Looking for MFF

Must be discrete. Cannot host. Keen for some action, must be fit and able to bring down a premiership defence.

Please send replies to J_Stringer@gmail.com

 

[chelseacarlton]

I’m short $200k for a property/business deal, will reach around for right investment.
Cheers cc

 

[Ricketz]

GARAGE SALE

Collection of classic old statuettes. Cleanout must occur as our house has been condemned and must rebuild immediately.

Many obscure characters, but a few old classics from Carlton including Eddie Betts and Bryce Gibbs. Sadly, they do come with many dents and are unrestorable.

$5 the lot.

 

[Ricketz]

LOST CONNECTIONS

Hi, my name is West Coast. I used to have a friend by the name of Tim Kelly. Unfortunately, I was an a-hole to him and we parted ways.

If anybody knows him or his whereabouts, can you tell him we are sorry and are desperate to make amends.

Thanks.

 

[Ricketz]

AUTOMOTIVE REPAIRS

Is your engine spluttering? Does it lack compression when you put the foot down? Is your torque underwhelming?

Down at Essendon Motors we have the perfect injection system for you.

Please phone: 1800 PEDDERS

 

[chelseacarlton]

Have been having trouble with the pilot light on my ducted heating, as you all know, it’s been crazy cold, so I’ve been stressing, as I don’t cope with the chilly months.
Anyhoo, had a decent crack at trying to fix the problem this morning, pulled the entire area apart, cleaned it all up and put it all back together and low and behold it’s cranking at the bus stop old skool style.
Now offering “cc’s pilot light restoration services”.
Call now to receive deep tissue massage along with every pilot light restoration service.
0400 69 666 6969
ccplrs

 

[captain blood 17]

Wanted -
Wheel nuts for for 4 tyres. Model - Ford Falcon season 2019 Geelong model. The wheel nuts seem to be getting loose on our season and the tyres are very much in danger of coming off. If you can assist please mail them to Kitty Litter Park Geelong. Attention them to Chris Scott.