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The predictions competition is back again for another season!

Most regulars know how this works by now, but for the new flogs, you give an answer to each of the following predictions. Your predictions are then scored at the end of the year and the most points is crowned the ultimate Flogstradamus for 2023. :thumbsu:

You will have up until the beginning of round 4's Thursday night game between Brisvegas and Collywobbles to complete and edit your entries. Successful answers to questions 1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8 and 25 that occur prior to round 4 WILL NOT BE COUNTED!!! Additionally, any entries added or edited after any answer is effectively confirmed by a significant injury (questions 7, 8, 15, 17-22) will be voided. So be as quick as you can.

Good luck, and may the smartest flog win. :drunk:

Questions:

1 point

1.
Will the Saints be robbed of a win by an umpire Error?*
2. Will Fremantle's 29th season see anything other than dust end up in their trophy cabinet?*
3. Will Joel Selwood unretire?*
4. Will either of the Scott brothers be sacked?*
5. Will Carlton miss out on finals due to the extra game, round 24?
6. Will Grundy and Gawn try to take each other out during the season (I dont mean out for dinner)? *
7. Will Jordan De Gooey be suspended for another off-field controversy?*
8. Will Clarko drag Norf out of the bottom 4 by seasons end?

3 points

9.
June premier (top of the ladder at the end of June)?
10. Wooden spoon?
11. Ninth place?
12. Losing grand finalist?
13. Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)?
14. Clangman Medal winner for most clangers?*
15. Games played by Buddy?*
16. Essenscum's leading goalkicker?*

Nearest the pin 1 point

17.
Brownlow votes polled by Jai Newcombe*
18. Tackles laid by Rory Laird?*
19. Nick Daicos’s average Supercoach score in finals?*
20. Average Attendance to Rihcmunt games?*
21. Goals kicked by Ben Brown?*
22. Average metres gained by Tom Mitchell?*
23. St Kilda goalkicking percentage?*

5 points on offer
24.
Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4.

Freewheeling
25.
Predict an outcome that arises from the extended season, the more outlandish it is, the more points you get if it happens.

*includes finals
 
1. Will the Saints be robbed of a win by an umpire Error?* Of course
2. Will Fremantle's 29th season see anything other than dust end up in their trophy cabinet?* No 1 point
3.
Will Joel Selwood unretire?* No 1 point
4.
Will either of the Scott brothers be sacked?* No 1 point
5.
Will Carlton miss out on finals due to the extra game, round 24? Yes
6. Will Grundy and Gawn try to take each other out during the season (I dont mean out for dinner)? * No
7. Will Jordan De Gooey be suspended for another off-field controversy?* Yes
8. Will Clarko drag Norf out of the bottom 4 by seasons end? No 1 point

3 points

9.
June premier (top of the ladder at the end of June)? Brisbane
10. Wooden spoon? Wet Toast 3 points
11.
Ninth place? Richmond
12. Losing grand finalist? Brisbane 3 points
13.
Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)? Daniher
14. Clangman Medal winner for most clangers?* Tom Mitchell
15. Games played by Buddy?* 12
16. Essenscum's leading goalkicker?* Weideman

Nearest the pin 1 point

17.
Brownlow votes polled by Jai Newcombe* 5
18. Tackles laid by Rory Laird?* 119
19. Nick Daicos’s average Supercoach score in finals?* 0
20. Average Attendance to Rihcmunt games?* 24k
21. Goals kicked by Ben Brown?* 15
22. Average metres gained by Tom Mitchell?* 11
23. St Kilda goalkicking percentage?* 42%

5 points on offer
24.
Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4. West Coast, Norf, Hawthorn, Essendon 3 points

Freewheeling
25.
Predict an outcome that arises from the extended season, the more outlandish it is, the more points you get if it happens.
Richmond to miss the finals by less than a goal in Round 24 and Damien Hardwick will officially protest the result to the AFL
 
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Questions:

1 point

1.
Will the Saints be robbed of a win by an umpire Error?* Yes
2.
Will Fremantle's 29th season see anything other than dust end up in their trophy cabinet?* Nup 1 point
3.
Will Joel Selwood unretire?* Nup. He retired yonks ago 1 point
4. Will either of the Scott brothers be sacked?* Who? No 1 point
5.
Will Carlton miss out on finals due to the extra game, round 24? No. They were already out of the running.
6.
Will Grundy and Gawn try to take each other out during the season (I dont mean out for dinner)? * Nah. They're lovers not fighters
7.
Will Jordan De Gooey be suspended for another off-field controversy?* Yes and for an on fire hit.
8.
Will Clarko drag Norf out of the bottom 4 by seasons end? Lol. Nope. Norf 1919continue to make a powerful case for relegation 1 point

3 points

9.
June premier (top of the ladder at the end of June)? Brisbane
10.
Wooden spoon? norf
11.
Ninth place? Footscray 3 points
12.
Losing grand finalist? Brisbane 3 points
13.
Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)? Rayner
14.
Clangman Medal winner for most clangers?* Ginnipig
15.
Games played by Buddy?* 14
16.
Essenscum's leading goalkicker?* Wright 19

Nearest the pin 1 pointe

17.
Brownlow votes polled by Jai Newcombe* 7
18. Tackles laid by Rory Laird?* 127
19. Nick Daicos’s average Supercoach score in finals?* 62
20. Average Attendance to Rihcmunt games?* 41000
21. Goals kicked by Ben Brown?* 9
22. Average metres gained by Tom Mitchell?* 81
23. St Kilda goalkicking percentage?* 47

5 points on offer
24.
Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4.

15 Effington
16 StAins
17 Hawf
18 Norf
2 points


Freewheeling
25.
Predict an outcome that arises from the extended season, the more outlandish it is, the more points you get if it happens.

Draws by Footscray and CarlCrims lock them from the 8. Only Melbourne and Collingwood make the 8 of the 9 Melbourne based teams.

The extra game requires Norf to go into deficit to fund free pies, chips,pony rides and blow jobs to bribe members to attend games.
 
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Questions:

1 point

1.
Will the Saints be robbed of a win by an umpire Error?* No but Plugger35 will claim they have 1 point
2.
Will Fremantle's 29th season see anything other than dust end up in their trophy cabinet?* lulz no 1 point
3.
Will Joel Selwood unretire?* No 1 point
4.
Will either of the Scott brothers be sacked?* Who? Hard to see if after they both win premierships in consecutive years, so no. 1 point
5.
Will Carlton miss out on finals due to the extra game, round 24? Yes
6.
Will Grundy and Gawn try to take each other out during the season (I dont mean out for dinner)? * Sure why not
7.
Will Jordan De Gooey be suspended for another off-field controversy?* Yes
8.
Will Clarko drag Norf out of the bottom 4 by seasons end? No chance 1 point

3 points

9.
June premier (top of the ladder at the end of June)? Brisbane
10.
Wooden spoon? Norf
11.
Ninth place? Carlton
12.
Losing grand finalist? Brisbane 3 points
13.
Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)? Joey (even if I have to create 1000 eliases to make it happen) :)
14. Clangman Medal winner for most clangers?* Cody *head
15.
Games played by Buddy?* 8
16.
Essenscum's leading goalkicker?* :goat:

Nearest the pin 1 pointe

17.
Brownlow votes polled by Jai Newcombe* 3
18.
Tackles laid by Rory Laird?* 85
19.
Nick Daicos’s average Supercoach score in finals?* 80
20.
Average Attendance to Rihcmunt games?* 45000
21.
Goals kicked by Ben Brown?* 18
22.
Average metres gained by Tom Mitchell?* -2
23.
St Kilda goalkicking percentage?* 51

5 points on offer
24.
Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4.

15 KKKamries
16 Hawfs
17 Weagles
18 Norf



Freewheeling
25.
Predict an outcome that arises from the extended season, the more outlandish it is, the more points you get if it happens.

Sooz becomes a Bombers supporter and joins cousin Brad on the dais to lift the premiership cup 😍
 
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Questions:

1 point

1. Will the Saints be robbed of a win by an umpire Error?*
Yes, against a team they thought they would beat easily. I'll go Adelaide for a bonus point
2. Will Fremantle's 29th season see anything other than dust end up in their trophy cabinet?*
Some kind of player award? Maybe.
The actual Premiership Cup? Nah 1 point
3. Will Joel Selwood unretire?*
Joel cannot retire or unretire.
Joel is all around you.
Feel the Joel
4. Will either of the Scott brothers be sacked?*
No, but Brad will get a stern talking to when the Bombres fail to improve 1 point
5. Will Carlton miss out on finals due to the extra game, round 24?
No, they'll miss out on finals due to injuries and choking. C'est la vie
6. Will Grundy and Gawn try to take each other out during the season (I dont mean out for dinner)? *
No, but Melbourne will lose at least one game due to their poor kicking 1 point
7. Will Jordan De Gooey be suspended for another off-field controversy?*
No, the Pies will use another Get Out Of Jail Free card 💵 1 point
8. Will Clarko drag Norf out of the bottom 4 by seasons end?
I want to say yeah
But nah 1 point

3 points

9. June premier (top of the ladder at the end of June)?
Brisbane
10. Wooden spoon?
Werst Coast 3 points
11. Ninth place?
Gold Coast
12. Losing grand finalist?
Sydney
13. Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)
Not Franklin, that's for damn sure 😡
Papley
14. Clangman Medal winner for most clangers?*
The Bont
15. Games played by Buddy?*
11
16. Essenscum's leading goalkicker?*
A N. Other
Or Stringer
Who cares

Nearest the pin 1 point

17. Brownlow votes polled by Jai Newcombe*
5
18. Tackles laid by Rory Laird?*
133
19. Nick Daicos’s average Supercoach score in finals?*
35
20. Average Attendance to Rihcmunt games?*
49999
21. Goals kicked by Ben Brown?*
23
22. Average metres gained by Tom Mitchell?*
3
23. St Kilda goalkicking percentage?*
42

5 points on offer
24. Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4.

15 GWS
16 NM
17 HAW
18 WC 3 points



Freewheeling
25. Predict an outcome

Local men 🐯 held in connection with MCG plot as Cats and Swans prepare for Grand Final rematch 😯
 
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As a former winner of the notsomanydramas all I can say is that the competition has regressed to nuffery with so many easy questions it is beneath my competence dignity to participate unless paid an endorsement fee - I suggest that the mods talk to my people about suitable compensatories - sooner rather than later if the mods wish to give this competition any credibility whatsoever.
 
Questions:

1 point

1. Will the Saints be robbed of a win by an umpire Error?* No, they are umpires pets 1 point
2.
Will Fremantle's 29th season see anything other than dust end up in their trophy cabinet?* No 1 point
3.
Will Joel Selwood unretire?* No 1 point
4.
Will either of the Scott brothers be sacked?* No 1 point
5.
Will Carlton miss out on finals due to the extra game, round 24? No 1 point
6.
Will Grundy and Gawn try to take each other out during the season (I dont mean out for dinner)? * No 1 point
7.
Will Jordan De Gooey be suspended for another off-field controversy?* No 1 point
8.
Will Clarko drag Norf out of the bottom 4 by seasons end? No 1 point

3 points


9. June premier (top of the ladder at the end of June)?
10. Wooden spoon? Hawf
11.
Ninth place? Fold Coast
12.
Losing grand finalist? Geelong
13.
Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)? Jeremy Cameron
14.
Clangman Medal winner for most clangers?* Chad Warner
15.
Games played by Buddy?* 14
16.
Essenscum's leading goalkicker?* 2 Meter

Nearest the pin 1 point

17. Brownlow votes polled by Jai Newcombe* 7
18. Tackles laid by Rory Laird?* 158 1 point
19.
Nick Daicos’s average Supercoach score in finals?* 75
20. Average Attendance to Rihcmunt games?* 48k 1 point
21.
Goals kicked by Ben Brown?* 35
22. Average metres gained by Tom Mitchell?* he is no Aaron Hall, so like 100
23. St Kilda goalkicking percentage?* 55 1 point

5 points on offer

24. Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4.
Norf, Hawf, West Coast, St Failure 3 points

Freewheeling

25. Predict an outcome that arises from the extended season, the more outlandish it is, the more points you get if it happens.

An announcement will be made at some time in the year that Hawf and Norf are kicked out of my beautiful state permanently!
 
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Questions:

1 point

1. Will the Saints be robbed of a win by an umpire Error?* NO 1 point
2.
Will Fremantle's 29th season see anything other than dust end up in their trophy cabinet?* NO 1 point
3.
Will Joel Selwood unretire?* NO 1 point
4.
Will either of the Scott brothers be sacked?* NO 1 point
5.
Will Carlton miss out on finals due to the extra game, round 24? NO 1 point
6.
Will Grundy and Gawn try to take each other out during the (I dont mean out for dinner)? * NO 1 point
7.
Will Jordan De Gooey be suspended for another off-field controversy?*NO 1 point
8.
Will Clarko drag Norf out of the bottom 4 by seasons end? NO 1 point

3 points


9. June premier (top of the ladder at the end of June)? GEELONG
10. Wooden spoon? HAWFORN
11. Ninth place? STKILDA
12. Losing grand finalist? MELBOURNE
13. Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)? KYSAIAH PICKETT
14. Clangman Medal winner for most clangers?* TARANTO 3 points
15.
Games played by Buddy?* 14
16. Essenscum's leading goalkicker?* GUELFI

Nearest the pin 1 point

17. Brownlow votes polled by Jai Newcombe* 2
18. Tackles laid by Rory Laird?*191
19. Nick Daicos’s average Supercoach score in finals?* 0
20. Average Attendance to Rihcmunt games?* 56000
21. Goals kicked by Ben Brown?* 18
22. Average metres gained by Tom Mitchell?* 7
23. St Kilda goalkicking percentage?* 41

5 points on offer
24. Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4. HAWFORN, NORF, ESSENDON, ADELAIDE 2 points

Freewheeling

25. Predict an outcome that arises from the extended season, the more outlandish it is, the more points you get if it happens.



*includes finals
 
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Will the Saints be robbed of a win by an umpire Error?* Yes
2. Will Fremantle's 29th season see anything other than dust end up in their trophy cabinet?* this year is Flagmantle year. Purple haze. I'm on team Perf 2
3. Will Joel Selwood unretire?* No. 1 point
4. Will either of the Scott brothers be sacked?* for the love of God, yes.
5. Will Carlton miss out on finals due to the extra game, round 24? They'll miss finals by round 12
6. Will Grundy and Gawn try to take each other out during the season (I dont mean out for dinner)? * it's the Melbourne team bonding way.
7. Will Jordan De Gooey be suspended for another off-field controversy?* if he hasn't by the end of round one I will be disappointed. 1 point
8. Will Clarko drag Norf out of the bottom 4 by seasons end? Satan will dance a jig on the steps of Flinders St. Station before that happens. 1 point

3 points

9. June premier (top of the ladder at the end of June)? Melbourne
10. Wooden spoon? Norf
11. Ninth place? Carlton
12. Losing grand finalist? Geelong
13. Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)? Gary Rohan
14. Clangman Medal winner for most clangers?* Cotchin
15. Games played by Buddy?* 4
16. Essenscum's leading goalkicker?* who does Essendon have in their forward line again? Stringer? That will do.

Nearest the pin 1 point

17. Brownlow votes polled by Jai Newcombe* -1
18. Tackles laid by Rory Laird?* -12
19. Nick Daicos’s average Supercoach score in finals?* 7
20. Average Attendance to Rihcmunt games?* 100000
21. Goals kicked by Ben Brown?* 11 1 point
22. Average metres gained by Tom Mitchell?* 14
23. St Kilda goalkicking percentage?* -58

5 points on offer
24. Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4. Drugs, Norf, poowees, Perf 1 3 points

Freewheeling
25. Predict an outcome that arises from the extended season, the more outlandish it is, the more points you get if it happens.
Gold Coasts licence is instantly revoked after another row of 5 straight loses and Tassie finally get a team promoted straight into the 2023 season and finish 7th.
 
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Questions:

1 point

1. Will the Saints be robbed of a win by an umpire Error?* NO 1 point
2. Will Fremantle's 29th season see anything other than dust end up in their trophy cabinet?* YES
3. Will Joel Selwood unretire?* NO 1 point
4. Will either of the Scott brothers be sacked?* NO 1 point
5. Will Carlton miss out on finals due to the extra game, round 24? NO 1 point
6. Will Grundy and Gawn try to take each other out during the season (I dont mean out for dinner)? * NO 1 point
7. Will Jordan De Gooey be suspended for another off-field controversy?* NO 1 point
8. Will Clarko drag Norf out of the bottom 4 by seasons end? NO WAY 1 point


3 points

9. June premier (top of the ladder at the end of June)? FREO
10. Wooden spoon? NORTH
11. Ninth place? GEELONG
12. Losing grand finalist? FREO
13. Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)? JYE AMISS
14. Clangman Medal winner for most clangers?* TARANTO 3 points
15. Games played by Buddy?* 17
16. Essenscum's leading goalkicker?* WRIGHT

Nearest the pin 1 point

17. Brownlow votes polled by Jai Newcombe* 7
18. Tackles laid by Rory Laird?* 83
19. Nick Daicos’s average Supercoach score in finals?* 103
20. Average Attendance to Rihcmunt games?* 48,000 1 point
21. Goals kicked by Ben Brown?* 32
22. Average metres gained by Tom Mitchell?* 40
23. St Kilda goalkicking percentage?* 62%

5 points on offer
24. Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4.
NORTH, HAWKS, WESTTOAST, GWS 3 points

Freewheeling
25. Predict an outcome that arises from the extended season, the more outlandish it is, the more points you get if it happens.
An avalanche of hamstring awareness and some players becoming alcoholics.
 
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bump ! only 8 takers for such wonderful prizes...whatever they are!

Chief Wosh an announcement?
That's what I am waiting on!!

"Hey who wants to enter this awesome competition and win some fantastic prizes?"

"Cool, what are the prizes?"

"I. Don't. Know"

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Questions:

1 point

1.
Will the Saints be robbed of a win by an umpire Error?* Yes for that is what the prophecy of Plugger35 foretold
2.
Will Fremantle's 29th season see anything other than dust end up in their trophy cabinet?* yes, more disappointment
3.
Will Joel Selwood unretire?* No, why would he want to add a wooden spoon to his record? 1 point
4.
Will either of the Scott brothers be sacked?* Unfortunately not this season 1 point
5.
Will Carlton miss out on finals due to the extra game, round 24? Yes, after losing to GWS and GCS in the last round, both of whom will also miss finals (probably)
6.
Will Grundy and Gawn try to take each other out during the season (I dont mean out for dinner)? * Didn’t this happen already? Yes
7.
Will Jordan De Gooey be suspended for another off-field controversy?* the odds say yes but I say no 1 point
8.
Will Clarko drag Norf out of the bottom 4 by seasons end? Before seasons end yes. By seasons end they’ll be back there

3 points

9.
June premier (top of the ladder at the end of June)? Saints and downhill from there
10.
Wooden spoon? Horf
11.
Ninth place? Richmond duh
12.
Losing grand finalist? Melbourne
13.
Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)? Ben Brown
14.
Clangman Medal winner for most clangers?* wait, this is a thing already? Dangerflog
15.
Games played by Buddy?* 12
16.
Essenscum's leading goalkicker?* Stringer. LOL just kidding. Perkins

Nearest the pin 1 point

17.
Brownlow votes polled by Jai Newcombe* 12 1 point
18.
Tackles laid by Rory Laird?* 120
19.
Nick Daicos’s average Supercoach score in finals?* 99
20.
Average Attendance to Rihcmunt games?* less than Pies because Collingwood have a greater supporter base… 44k
21.
Goals kicked by Ben Brown?* 50
22.
Average metres gained by Tom Mitchell?* 333 1 point
23.
St Kilda goalkicking percentage?* goals to behinds? 60%

5 points on offer
24.
Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4. lolhorf, lolnorf, loldogs, lolgles 3 points

Freewheeling
25.
Predict an outcome that arises from the extended season, the more outlandish it is, the more points you get if it happens. Essendon get thrown out of finals again for being a s**t club, allowing GCS to play their first ever final. zackah has a complete meltdown and destroys BF

*includes finals
 
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Questions:

1 point
1.
Will the Saints be robbed of a win by an umpire Error?* Yes. The Aints appeal but understandably this fails as they are void of. Appeal.
2.
Will Fremantle's 29th season see anything other than dust end up in their trophy cabinet?* No. Laughter at Wet Toast is not a trophy, besides everyone laughs at the Weasels. 1 point
3.
Will Joel Selwood unretire?* No. Umpahd out of the game 1 point
4.
Will either of the Scott brothers be sacked?* NO Everyone is scared of the Kray brothers 1 point
5.
Will Carlton miss out on finals due to the extra game, round 24? Nope. Gone by Round 18
6.
Will Grundy and Gawn try to take each other out during the season (I dont mean out for dinner)? * No Grundy bribes others, eg Viney 1 point
7.[/B] Will Jordan De Gooey be suspended for another off-field controversy?* Yes. Dobbed in by Ginnipig
8.
Will Clarko drag Norf out of the bottom 4 by seasons end? Nope. Had the two wins they had to have. 1 point

3 points

9.
June premier (top of the ladder at the end of June)? Pies 3 points
10.
Wooden spoon? Norf. Reid tells Norf not to pick him
11.
Ninth place? Richmond
12.
Losing grand finalist? Brisbanal
13.
Leon Davis medal (WOG in the Grand Final, as judged by Bay 13 poll)? Jo Daniher
14.
Clangman Medal winner for most clangers?* Sheezel
15.
Games played by Buddy?* 19
16.
Essenscum's leading goalkicker?* Stringer.

Nearest the pin 1 point

17.
Brownlow votes polled by Jai Newcombe* who? 5
18.
Tackles laid by Rory Laird?* 106
19.
Nick Daicos’s average Supercoach score in finals?* 87
20.
Average Attendance to Rihcmunt games?* 53,000
21.
Goals kicked by Ben Brown?* 27, traded back to Norf
22.
Average metres gained by Tom Mitchell?* 106
23.
St Kilda goalkicking percentage?* goals to behinds? 47.6%

5 points on offer
24.
Predict the bottom 4 teams? 1 point for each correct team, 5 if you get all 4. Footscray, Weasels, Hawf, Norf.

25.
Predict an outcome that arises from the extended season, the more outlandish it is, the more points you get if it happens.

It causes a massive stuff up as the MCG assumed the GF finished a week earlier and the AFL forgot to check availability. The MCG sign off on concert from the Edinburgh Military Tattoo.

Meanwhile Docklands is out of action as 21 Norf fans and Elmer_Judd have dumped 11,000 free pies on the surface which is now beyond repair. They were protesting the pain the extra round had caused them.

The GF is played at the SCG.
 
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