Bay 13 Q&A Thread

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

A. by feel. I do my own with clippers. not sure how it looks but meh.

Q. why are you so interested in male hairdressers?

A Because I first opened this fred while I was waiting for a haircut and I started wondering. Nothing suss.

Q. Why do Port think they can win a flag with 10% of Melbourne's 2013 list?

 

[leobarryustar]

A Because I first opened this fred while I was waiting for a haircut and I started wondering. Nothing suss.

Q. Why do Port think they can win a flag with 10% of Melbourne's 2013 list?

A. Because Rockwattslop

Q. Are the Demons lazy or subordinate or both?

 

[El Dubya]

A. Because Rockwattslop

Q. Are the Demons lazy or subordinate or both?

A: Both.

Q: Are fitness camps that important, look at Port?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

A: Both.

Q: Are fitness camps that important, look at Port?

Answer: Shane Warne didn't think so.

Question: Tell me how you feel about this.
Try to control me boy, you get dismissed.
Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills.
Always 50/50 in relationships.

 

[Dinsdale]

Answer: Shane Warne didn't think so.

Question: Tell me how you feel about this.
Try to control me boy, you get dismissed.
Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills.
Always 50/50 in relationships.

A. its the worst Haiku I've ever read.

Q. How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

A. its the worst Haiku I've ever read.
No, it's the worst Beyonce lyrics you've ever read.

Q. How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer:

Question: The Poms invented cricket, so why are they so shit at their own sport?

 

[El Dubya]

Answer:

Question: The Poms invented cricket, so why are they so shit at their own sport?

A: Ask UKIP.

Q: If Melbourne wins the flag will everybody quit their pre season camps?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

A: Ask UKIP.

Q: If Melbourne wins the flag will everybody quit their pre season camps?

A: Yes, we are trendsetters. More fans will turn up to matches with chardonnay and cheese platters - still cheaper than buying a pie and a light beer at the ground.

Q: Who will win Bay 13 Poster of the Year, and why do you think it'll be Vesty?

 

[Dinsdale]

A: Yes, we are trendsetters. More fans will turn up to matches with chardonnay and cheese platters - still cheaper than buying a pie and a light beer at the ground.

Q: Who will win Bay 13 Poster of the Year, and why do you think it'll be Vesty?

A. apparently Vesty gives the best wristys.

Q. related to the previous Q, when will Mofra reveal 3, 2, 1?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

A. apparently Vesty gives the best wristys.

Q. related to the previous Q, when will Mofra reveal 3, 2, 1?

No apparently about it.
A: 3 has recently been revealed. 2 and 1 I'm sure will be revealed sometime before the start of the 2018 season.

Q: Can you smell what Carlton are cooking?

 

[A Scratch Below]

No apparently about it.
A: 3 has recently been revealed. 2 and 1 I'm sure will be revealed sometime before the start of the 2018 season.

Q: Can you smell what Carlton are cooking?

A. No

Q. why do I always get so but sore over Geelong supporters?

 

[BLERN]

A. No

Q. why do I always get so but sore over Geelong supporters?

A: because they like to give it. Not take it. Dont tell gaz though. Jesus frowns on this.

Q: if i have an ounce of butter how much toast do i need?

 

[craffles_m7]

A: because they like to give it. Not take it. Dont tell gaz though. Jesus frowns on this.

Q: if i have an ounce of butter how much toast do i need?

a: 0 toast
smoke the butter

q: whose your best m7?

 

[El Dubya]

a: 0 toast
smoke the butter

q: whose your best m7?

A: RedVest4
Q: Cheese?

 

[A Scratch Below]

A: RedVest4
Q: Cheese?

A. Dick

Q. am I the most bum sore poster in the history of the Bay?

 

[BLERN]

A. Dick

Q. am I the most bum sore poster in the history of the Bay?

A: that depends on what you are currently sitting on.

Q: should i go to the hospital due to 3rd degree burns from butter smoking? Or would a holistic approach be more suitable?

 

[Freo_Ralph]

A: that depends on what you are currently sitting on.

Q: should i go to the hospital due to 3rd degree burns from butter smoking? Or would a holistic approach be more suitable?

A. Put butter on that burn m9.

Q. My ears are blocked due to 2 hours in the pool, what's the best way to clear them

 

[A Scratch Below]

A. Put butter on that burn m9.

Q. My ears are blocked due to 2 hours in the pool, what's the best way to clear them

A. Five minutes with craffles

Q. Does anyone want me to create another Geelong related thread?

 

[BLERN]

A. Put butter on that burn m9.

Q. My ears are blocked due to 2 hours in the pool, what's the best way to clear them

A: flathead screwdriver

Q: how can i get my hearing back after perforation of my eardrums

Edit: shit i ruined xmas by being too slow

 

[chelseacarlton]

A:Superglue
Q:why is one particular glue so super?

 

[El Dubya]

A:Superglue
Q:why is one particular glue so super?

A: Jesus power.

Q: What is love?

 

[chelseacarlton]

A: Jesus power.

Q: What is love?

A:when a dolphin saves you from a shark and then rapes you before helping you to the beach.
Q:what is hate?

 

[RedVest4]

A:when a dolphin saves you from a shark and then rapes you before helping you to the beach.
Q:what is hate?

A. Hate is the admin of the SFA

Q. Favourite RedVest4 moment?

 

[chelseacarlton]

A. Hate is the admin of the SFA

Q. Favourite RedVest4 moment?

A: sleepy time.
Q:why ham?

 

[El Dubya]

A: sleepy time.
Q:why ham?

A:


Q: How does Bryce Gibbs look?