Bay 13 Q&A Thread

[Freo_Ralph]

A. Pardon?

Q. Why don't ducks quacks echo?

 

[FurTheWin]

A. Pardon?

Q. Why don't ducks quacks echo?

A. Because they avoid confined spaces. Ducks wanna be free, free to paddle about without being hassled by The Man.

Q. What do you think the echo will be like at your new stadium?

 

[Dan]

A. Because they avoid confined spaces. Ducks wanna be free, free to paddle about without being hassled by The Man.

Q. What do you think the echo will be like at your new stadium?

A - Who cares

Q - Is it ok to kick homeless people if they come up to you asking for money?

 

[FurTheWin]

A - Who cares

Q - Is it ok to kick homeless people if they come up to you asking for money?

A. Probably not at Christmas time, no.

Q. Is it ok to kick clueless shoppers who get in your way in malls at Christmas time (or any other time)?

 

[craffles]

A. Probably not at Christmas time, no.

Q. Is it ok to kick clueless shoppers who get in your way in malls at Christmas time (or any other time)?

A. No, that's racist

Q. **** or ass?

 

[El Dubya]

A. My **** are great

Q. How great are my ****?

A: 8/10

Q: When are Packedlunch and db swannie holy to coat out these filthy Bennys?

 

[Freo_Ralph]

A: 8/10

Q: When are Packedlunch and db swannie holy to coat out these filthy Bennys?

A. Never, they are useless

Q. Is Santa a multidimensional being?

 

[El Dubya]

A. Never, they are useless

Q. Is Santa a multidimensional being?

A: No.

Q: Suns out?

 

[Dinsdale]

A: No.

Q: Suns out?

AQ: of the AFL or the closet?

 

[FurTheWin]

AQ: of the AFL or the closet?

A. If those useless bastards haven't made the 8 by 2020 then that's it, pull the plug.
Q. What is the worst ever choice of name by a sporting organisation?











(Hint: The Sun is a powerful, life-giving force that makes you feel warm and happy)

 

[BLERN]

A. If those useless bastards haven't made the 8 by 2020 then that's it, pull the plug.
Q. What is the worst ever choice of name by a sporting organisation?

A: "Pampanga Sunkist Juice Drink"
They play in the Philippines basketball league either that or carlton. Wtf is a "blues"

Q: how much could i get if i sold my elbows? I rarely use them and could do with a little walking around money

 

[Freo_Ralph]

A: "Pampanga Sunkist Juice Drink"
They play in the Philippines basketball league either that or carlton. Wtf is a "blues"

Q: how much could i get if i sold my elbows? I rarely use them and could do with a little walking around money

A. Around a pineapple each.
Q. Do you swing your arms when you you walk around, as you may need your elbows?

 

[royals1923]

A. Around a pineapple each.
Q. Do you swing your arms when you you walk around, as you may need your elbows?

A: No, I walk like a normal human. What on earth is wrong with you.

Q: Has anything noteworthy happened during my absence?

 

[BLERN]

A: No, I walk like a normal human. What on earth is wrong with you.

Q: Has anything noteworthy happened during my absence?

A: you won survivor! It was fantastic. Welcome back btw.

Q: when does the party for royals begin? Do i bring a salad or dessert??

 

[royals1923]

A: you won survivor! It was fantastic. Welcome back btw.

Q: when does the party for royals begin? Do i bring a salad or dessert??

A: Bring a selection of fine cognac please.

Q: Will somebody please provide me with a badge for winning Survivor?

 

[El Dubya]

A: Bring a selection of fine cognac please.

Q: Will somebody please provide me with a badge for winning Survivor?

A: You might get one when I get mine.

Q: Will this Royal return change the comeback of the year voting?

 

[FurTheWin]

A: You might get one when I get mine.

Q: Will this Royal return change the comeback of the year voting?

A. You know it will. Sensational news about the new Royal Wedding after seven long years since the last one. Drought-breaker!

Q. That fabulous Royal Wedding is scheduled the same day as the FA Cup Final, which puts Billy Prince in a bit of a predicament, since he has to attend both.
*Checks calendar*
Hmm, Cats Vs Essendon. Should be good.
But never fear, William will be having his wedding cake and eating it at Wembley.
Should this be seen as a green light for everyone to get out of family get-togethers early and go and enjoy the football?

 

[El Dubya]

A. You know it will. Sensational news about the new Royal Wedding after seven long years since the last one. Drought-breaker!

Q. That fabulous Royal Wedding is scheduled the same day as the FA Cup Final, which puts Billy Prince in a bit of a predicament, since he has to attend both.
*Checks calendar*
Hmm, Cats Vs Essendon. Should be good.
But never fear, William will be having his wedding cake and eating it at Wembley.
Should this be seen as a green light for everyone to get out of family get-togethers early and go and enjoy the football?

A: Family functions during the football season should be banned.

Q: Are you a campaigner if you get married on Grand Final day?

 

[Socrates2]

Yes definately.
Is Mark 'Robbo' Robinson an alcoholic?

 

[FurTheWin]

Yes definately.
Is Mark 'Robbo' Robinson an alcoholic?

A: Well, there was that one time he shat on the Pope in the woods.
Q: Will North Melbourne win a Premiership under Clarko?

 

[Socrates2]

A: Well, there was that one time he shat on the Pope in the woods.
Q: Will North Melbourne win a Premiership under Clarko?

A: Not with their recruiting staff or poor facilities.
Q:Will Brendan Bolton become a successful AFLW coach or an average assistant coach at one of the shit clubs.