Off-topic Bay Cricket Pt 3: THE one and only Ashes

[SwampCreature]

Really ******* hate Kohli. Really respect him. Take no joy in any result with these teams. Wished for five draws/ties.

 

[boondy]

Unbelievable how much arse Kohli has .
England were 3 for 216 then Root runs himself out and Bairstowe pulls a wide onto his stumps and England collapse.
Kohli is dropped on 21. Next ball the batsman at the other end is dropped off the easiest possible catch. Kohli dropped again on 51. He manages 150 and they almost win.
I ll admit he has class but also has arse.

 

[Plugger35]

Unbelievable how much arse Kohli has .
England were 3 for 216 then Root runs himself out and Bairstowe pulls a wide onto his stumps and England collapse.
Kohli is dropped on 21. Next ball the batsman at the other end is dropped off the easiest possible catch. Kohli dropped again on 51. He manages 150 and they almost win.
I ll admit he has class but also has arse.

You could say the same for Steve Smith, scores a lot of runs but also has a lot of luck with dropped catches, french cuts that just miss the stumps etc.

I guess his luck ran out when he got busted for ball tampering though.

 

[Starburns_]

****s the poms though, after massive cheating dickbags like Vaughan got all high and mighty over our s**t campaigner cheaters, they can all go and jump.

Vaughan has his own problems now anyway after Rashid bowled well despite Vaughan having the most prominent tears over his selection.

Really ******* hate Kohli. Really respect him. Take no joy in any result with these teams. Wished for five draws/ties.

Yeah, but he scored a few of his runs with sweep shots so the innings has a massive asterisk next to it, and not one of the 'not out' variety.

 

[hawkman]

It's going to be a long summer. That test squad is embarrassing

 

[Laphroaig]

It's going to be a long summer. That test squad is embarrassing

At least there is a Marsh in it.

 

[hawkman]

At least there is a Marsh in it.

Sadly there is still 2 of them

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Who missed out that I should be outraged about?

 

[GeelongFTW]

Who missed out that I should be outraged about?

Big Show.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

A win for vegetarians everywhere

 

[Upgrayedd]

We're the carlton of international cricket

Imagine actually featuring John Holland in your squad. Pathetic

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

My 8th cousin is back in the side!
Onya Sidsy!

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Looks like a few blokes have been picked on character tbh

 

[hawkman]

My 8th cousin is back in the side!
Onya Sidsy!

Is Gippsland a bit like Tasmania?

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

My 8th cousin is back in the side!
Onya Sidsy!

I fear unless someone gives him a porterhouse, a few snags, a few beers & a dart or two after he'll be bowling pies.

 

[FurTheWin]

So, ah, how about that Jimmy Anderson?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I fear unless someone gives him a porterhouse, a few snags, a few beers & a dart or two after he'll be bowling pies.

Totally agree. Needs to get a big dirty t-bone in him.
Nothing wrong with bananas though. Eating them is certainly preferable to throwing them at indigenous Adelaide players.

 

[Laphroaig]

Looks like a few blokes have been picked on character tbh

Makes a change from picking them on the basis of lack of character.

 

[FurTheWin]

"MOEEN INFLUENCIAL IN BLAST"

















The T20 Blast, that is
Settle down, sandpaper boys

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Off to a fine start, hoping Bob Holland can get a five for...

 

[Plugger35]

Off to a fine start, hoping Bob Holland can get a five for...

The bowlers are struggling to get a one for let alone a five for.

 

[captain blood 17]

Is Gippsland a bit like Tasmania?

Only Moe and Morwell, and Sale and Bairnsdale and Orbost and....... yeah, maybe a little.


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[captain blood 17]

Listening on the radio, another ******* flat spinner track. Yay.......


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[Good_Old]

Huge crowd.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Off to a fine start, hoping Bob Holland can get a five for...

We'll be batting when they declare