Off-topic Bay Cricket Pt 3: Shove your Mitch Marsh up your arse!

Socrates2

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Maxwell is un-Australian, Kujawa cracked like an egg and Stoinis is a state cricketer.
 

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Dinsdale

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Really nice of the Aussie "batsmen" to make sure it's a quick game so we don't have to stay up too late.
 

Socrates2

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We could get beaten by a team with a player who can only field at first slip( Chris 'Heey baby, I like yr smile' Gayle)
 

Laphroaig

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Need to be careful here, so I will start with that if (as likely) Australia loses this it is because they are a bunch of pampered, self indulgent twats; who have a history of talking tough but apparently don't like playing tough and aggressive short stuff in particular.

Having said that I am struck by the look of this Windies team physically, so much different than we have seen in the not too distant past. They play unsubtle brute force cricket and there is a widespread body shape well suited to that, with necks like a Hereford bull and hams like a Berkeshire hog.

A lot like this guy.

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Clarke is about the worst commentator in the history of cricket.

I live watching Coulter-Nile bat. Anything could happen.
 

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WTF is the shape of this cricket ground? Not even close to resembling an oval.
 

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Yeah and plugger is a sheep rooter. That’s cool. My point is - it seems the cool thing to do is hate entire cricket team because of the actions of a couple of dickheads.
Couple of dickheads who were sacrificed for the sake of the whole team who were all in on it.
 
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