Off-topic Bay Cricket Pt 3: THE one and only Ashes

[Socrates2]

Maxwell is un-Australian, Kujawa cracked like an egg and Stoinis is a state cricketer.

 

[Dinsdale]

Really nice of the Aussie "batsmen" to make sure it's a quick game so we don't have to stay up too late.

 

[Socrates2]

We could get beaten by a team with a player who can only field at first slip( Chris 'Heey baby, I like yr smile' Gayle)

 

[Smeg Head]

Maxwell you massive ******* potato.

 

[Dinsdale]

Maxwell you massive ******* potato.

He's not the only one in the top order. Now Carey showing them all, wait for the crap ball.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Maxwell you massive ******* potato.

Where's his fan club? they are quiet as church mice in here tonight

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Righto guys. You know what time it is! MARSHY! MARSHY! MARSHY! MARSHY! MARSHY! MARSHY! MARSHY! MARSHY!
MARSHY! MARSHY! MARSHY! MARSHY!

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Where's his fan club? they are quiet as church mice in here tonight

Typical stars fans.


At least we Gades are used to Finch’s constant failings with the bat.

 

[Laphroaig]

Need to be careful here, so I will start with that if (as likely) Australia loses this it is because they are a bunch of pampered, self indulgent twats; who have a history of talking tough but apparently don't like playing tough and aggressive short stuff in particular.

Having said that I am struck by the look of this Windies team physically, so much different than we have seen in the not too distant past. They play unsubtle brute force cricket and there is a widespread body shape well suited to that, with necks like a Hereford bull and hams like a Berkeshire hog.

A lot like this guy.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Did all you soft utensils jump off the bandwagon when we sandpapered the ball in Cape Town?

Weak as piss....

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Did all you soft utensils jump off the bandwagon when we sandpapered the ball in Cape Town?

Weak as piss....

Nah want us to win but Smith and Warner are disgusting

 

[the avoca drover]

Who is the commentator who keeps yelling.
It’s not that campaigner Clarke is it?
Fa rk they are annoying.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Nah want us to win but Smith and Warner are disgusting

Yeah I don’t particularly care what happens with them tbh but the amount of ******* sooks in this country since they cheated. Faaaaark

 

[FISTO]

Did all you soft utensils jump off the bandwagon when we sandpapered the ball in Cape Town?

Weak as piss....

I umm, err, I'm Jamaican

 

[LiterallyNobody]

I umm, err, I'm Jamaican

Yeah and plugger is a sheep rooter. That’s cool. My point is - it seems the cool thing to do is hate entire cricket team because of the actions of a couple of dickheads.

 

[Dinsdale]

Who is the commentator who keeps yelling.
It’s not that campaigner Clarke is it?
Fa rk they are annoying.

Yes it's that flog Clark, get rid of him I say, and just let West Indies guys commentate

 

[the avoca drover]

Yes it's that flog Clark, get rid of him I say, and just let West Indies guys commentate

The Windies bloke is ok but Clarke makes my ears bleed. Ended up muting the sound.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Clarke is about the worst commentator in the history of cricket.

I live watching Coulter-Nile bat. Anything could happen.

 

[Dinsdale]

WTF is the shape of this cricket ground? Not even close to resembling an oval.

 

[Reppie]

Yeah and plugger is a sheep rooter. That’s cool. My point is - it seems the cool thing to do is hate entire cricket team because of the actions of a couple of dickheads.

Couple of dickheads who were sacrificed for the sake of the whole team who were all in on it.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

WTF is the shape of this cricket ground? Not even close to resembling an oval.

Looks as shite shaped as the Cattery when it's used for BBL.

 

[GWBogan]

50 for Smith in such rough, tough and gritty circumstances. I'd rate it 50 on the sandpaper grit scale.

 

[Dinsdale]

20-20 style now, that Extras guy has played well

 

[Dinsdale]

Haha ducking awesome dismissal

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Fair recovery the Windies will need the Universe Toss to get a ton.