T20 BB01 R02: Blue Mountains Bounders vs Red Centre Kangaroos @ Blue Mountains Arena

[_Cayz_]

KohPhi only scored 71 because he practices his batting several times every night.

He has the gifs to prove it.

 

[_Cayz_]

That's the captain's responsibility


















Did you notice you received a cap?

Poor effort cap. I did wonder what the new badge was for... I get so many alerts that I ignore most of them...

 

[Ant Bear]

Poor effort cap. I did wonder what the new badge was for... I get so many alerts that I ignore most of them...

You did ok, comparative to the Golden Duck Twins

_Cayz_ run out Wooshette
Runs : 10 Balls : 7 S/R : 142.9

However, you failed to impress the commentators

3.6 Ljp86 to _Cayz_, Pah, that was a useless shot! I've seen better batters in my fridge! No run. (0)

 

[_Cayz_]

You did ok, comparative to the Golden Duck Twins

However, you failed to impress the commentators

I'll improve this week cap, I promise.

Did you know they once called me the Don?

I mean it had nothing to do with cricket but apparently I cut orange wedges better than anyone else.

 

[Ant Bear]

I'm suspecting a dusty wicket to be prepared by the home team

 

[KBLT]

Cloud_ _Cayz_ KBLT Tony Lynn 15 Headless The Filth Wizard
Looking for better contributions from our specialist batters this week

What are you saying? I've never been gotten out. I have a career strike rate of 200.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Looks like another Kangaroos outfit that's struggled to land a big name player.

Ten wicket win coming up.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Looks like another Kangaroos outfit that's struggled to land a big name player.

Ten wicket win coming up.

We won't even have to bat. 11 wicket win.

 

[Sparkle]

We won't even have to bat. 11 wicket win.

Can we go out and have a hit anyway? Good practice for next weeks matchup against the Whales

 

[sportsmaniac89]

We won't even have to bat. 11 wicket win.

Are you suggesting the Kangaroos will forfeit?

 

[Pugsley]

Are you suggesting the Kangaroos will forfeit?

Just eating pies and drinking scotch last week as a warm up to this week.

 

[Sparkle]

Just eating pies and drinking scotch last week as a warm up to this week.

Don't you mean bowling pies?

 

[Pugsley]

Don't you mean bowling pies?

I prefer to eat them when you serve them up.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

I prefer to eat them when you serve them up.

Do you have a vegan option?

 

[Pugsley]

Do you have a vegan option?

We eat koalas mate. They're bloody meaty.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

We eat koalas mate. They're bloody meaty.

Koala's are vegan never seen them eat anything other than leaves. Thanks

 

[Pugsley]

Koala's are vegan never seen them eat anything other than leaves. Thanks

They're pretty meaty when you cook them.

 

[KBLT]

Do you have a vegan option?

I hear the pitch tastes pretty good.

 

[KBLT]

Koala's are vegan never seen them eat anything other than leaves. Thanks

Clearly you've never seen a drop bear.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Clearly you've never seen a drop bear.

Those pesky drop bears, worse than bowling pies as far as I'm concerned

 

[KBLT]

Those pesky drop bears, worse than bowling pies as far as I'm concerned

You eat a pie. A drop bear eats you.

And an Ant Bear does both.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

You eat a pie. A drop bear eats you.

And an Ant Bear does both.

But on the cricket field, none of that actually matters besides #sackantbear

 

[PeanutButter Pies]

We eat koalas mate. They're bloody meaty.

We eat roos! first ya run em out, then ya take all their wickets!

 

[KBLT]

We eat roos! first ya run em out, then ya take all their wickets!

I hear the tail's the best part.

 

[PeanutButter Pies]

I hear the tail's the best part.

We she'll see