T20 BB01 Round 3 Melbourne Bolts vs Red Centre Kangaroos @ Ikon Park

[The Half Back]

VS

The Melbourne Bolts come of a big home win against the West Coast Whales, putting up 200+ runs for the second straight week. They are taking on the Red Centre Kangaroos who evened their ledger at 1-1 with a comprehensive win over the Blue Mountain Bounders in their round 2 match up on the road.

This week sees 1v3 in what is sure to be a high scoring affair. Nakia and Headless are both coming off hundreds last week and are looking to back that up with more runs in round 3. Sterge took career best figures of 5-25 in last weeks win and will be looking to continue that into this match up.

Remember captains that submission is 11:59 AEST Thursday.

Good luck both sides.

My Tip: Bolts in a close one.

 

[Pugsley]

Let's go Kangaroos. Show the Bolts we're the real deal.

 

[TJASTA]

oh hi gang

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Let's go Kangaroos. Show the Bolts we're the real deal.

They ain't all that.

 

[Pugsley]

They ain't all that.

Whatever happened to Rachel Leigh Cook?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Whatever happened to Rachel Leigh Cook?

She took her glasses off.

 

[Pugsley]

She took her glasses off.

Rookie mistake.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Rookie mistake.

If only she'd gone to Specsavers.

They're a corporate sponsor aren't they?

 

[Pugsley]

If only she'd gone to Specsavers.

They're a corporate sponsor aren't they?

Of the Bolts after this week.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

oh hi gang

I'll be the judge of that on Saturday.
We need stumpings, then again these fat *s won't leave their crease...

 

[TJASTA]

I'll be the judge of that on Saturday.
We need stumpings, then again these fat ****s won't leave their crease...

Hey, I have stumped like one guy. This week I have my eyes on _Cayz_.

 

[KBLT]

Discount Melbourne Storm are disappointing so far.

 

[TJASTA]

Discount Melbourne Storm are disappointing so far.

Disappointing? F**k me you are harsh.
We have won two from two.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Hey, I have stumped like one guy. This week I have my eyes on _Cayz_.

We all have our eye on _Cayz_ he's quite the catch.

Elite cricket pun

 

[KBLT]

Disappointing? F**k me you are harsh.
We have won two from two.

Maybe I was just excited to come up against an opponent that I thought could offer decent banter, I guess I was wrong.

 

[TJASTA]

Maybe I was just excited to come up against an opponent that I thought could offer decent banter, I guess I was wrong.

Please don't bring your Wonder comebacks in here please

 

[KBLT]

Please don't bring your Wonder comebacks in here please

I don't know what you're talking about.

 

[Barrybran]

Haven't we beaten the Bounders already?

 

[Fizzler]

What’s good Kangaroos?
Oh that’s right, we are.

 

[Fizzler]

Spanna_ nahnah Nakia Doctor Gero gym4life Hatchy1992 Cheval Gough
Have at it my friends.

 

[Test Tickle]

Haven't we beaten the Bounders already?

What are you doing in here?

 

[Barrybran]

What are you doing in here?

I got free tickets to the Fiz show this Saturday

 

[Test Tickle]

I got free tickets to the Fiz show this Saturday

So your a Bolt hey?

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

My custom made bat for this match

Roo meat is on the menu.

 

[Barrybran]

So your a Bolt hey?

I am. I've had a bit of an up and down time of things so far. Scored 69 in game one but only 28 in game two. You get that when you don't come in until the 16th over though.