Beards

[The Dice Man]

so naked

last year I shaved my 2 year old beard and it scarred me enough to grow it back

Yeah I immediately let it grow back. It does make you look younger.

 

[Engimal v3]

I had a big beard until a few months ago. Shaved it off, and have a big mo now.

 

[Geoffa32]

I had a beard for a while. Found it too much work to keep it bearish went back to clean shaven.

I also.like the "Gary Ablett" look I have going with my bald head....

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[WA ROO]

Have had my beard for over 30 years.
I am glad it never went grey
Straight from brown to white

 

[BACCS]

No reason you can't trim a beard. I sport a 3 day growth kept tidy... far easier than close shaving and better looking than an out of control beard that itches.

Yep, have kept one like this for 3 years now. Have only clean shaven once when forced for work. It definitely helped with my confidence in my appearance.

 

[Gough]

Have had my beard for over 30 years.
I am glad it never went grey
Straight from brown to white

Always the first place to go imo, one of the reasons I stay clean shaven these days is the silver creeping into in my beard, it's bad enough most of my hair fell out by 30 without the rest of it now going grey.

 

[WA ROO]

Always the first place to go imo, one of the reasons I stay clean shaven these days is the silver creeping into in my beard, it's bad enough most of my hair fell out by 30 without the rest of it now going grey.

I shaved the beard almost to a no2 a few years ago
Looked in the mirror and went who the freak is that
Last time a razor of any type went near my face
I do trim and shampoo the beard to keep it tidy and soft
The hot youngins in their 40's like it tidy and soft

 

[Gough]

I shaved the beard almost to a no2 a few years ago
Looked in the mirror and went who the freak is that
Last time a razor of any type went near my face
I do trim and shampoo the beard to keep it tidy and soft
The hot youngins in their 40's like it tidy and soft

One of my mates became a dad for the first time a couple of years ago and he says the older dad beard combo is a hit with the mums at child care.

 

[The King!]

i plan to grow it and let a reasonable one grow then get stick of the itch or rubbing lip, maybe catching a zip and shave it.

then kind of regret it

 

[ChappyUK]

Not sure my boss was that happy when I had a mullet for 2 weeks because I lost a bet (this was about 10 years ago)

 

[PP34]

Can’t grow one that isn’t patchy. Have started getting more facial hair over the last year or so but still patchy.

My moustache has a shit gap in the middle too.

 

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[Macpotata]

I've got a terrible patchy groth. Couldn't grow a beard if I had a year.

Cool wig though.

 

[Kram]

Used to just run over the face with clippers on 1 a few times a week for a few years. Have gone back to shaving properly but probably only a couple of time a week at most.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Beards and tattoos are a really unique look. I see that look and go 'wow, I want to talk to him, he seems interesting.'

Spot the guy who can’t grow a beard

 

[Spongebob]

A couple of years ago I had cervical spinal surgery which necessitated my throat being cut (anterior incision the nice term). So, I was not allowed to shave and grew a beard.

It feeling was worse than the surgery — besides looking like a calico cat.

Shaved it off as soon as I was allowed.

 

[Silent Alarm]

Spot the guy who can’t grow a beard

And?

Why would I want to? To look like every other franchised arseh*le down the street? From FIFO workers to flogs who work in small bars, kinda played out isn't it? Every bogan from Rockingham has one and about 19 tatts. Slip on an Abdul-Jabbar (a man who was so anti-middle class white, he wanted to live Wisconsin and only for New York City or LA) Lakers top and there's ya generic kit.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

And?

Why would I want to? To look like every other franchised a-hole down the street? From FIFO workers to flogs who work in small bars, kinda played out isn't it? Every bogan from Rockingham has one and about 19 tatts. Slip on an Abdul-Jabbar (a man who was so anti-middle class white, he wanted to live Wisconsin and only for New York City or LA) Lakers top and there's ya generic kit.

Righto mate, put your tampon back in

 

[Silent Alarm]

Righto mate, put your tampon back in

You're the one who got uppity because I said your beard sucks.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

You're the one who got uppity because I said your beard sucks.

I don’t have a beard

 

[Silent Alarm]

I don’t have a beard

Does your boyfriend?

 

[Scotland]

Then:

Tatts: Bikie, ex-con
Beard: Bikie, lumberjack, wizard, Hasidic Jew

Now:

Tatts: Barista in someone else's coffee shop, works in someone else's craft brewery
Beard: Barista in someone else's coffee shop, works in someone else's craft brewery

In the 1990s if you saw a player that looked like Danny Southern you would think he is hard as nails, played seniors at 15, has at least one parent in jail and a dog that looks like it feeds on human flesh.

Now if you saw a player that looked like that you would wonder which private school they went to and whether they've got a French Bulldog or just a Pug.

 

[Scotland]

I don't have a beard. Can grow one but it doesn't grow evenly enough to look good. If I grew a Max Gawn/Justin Westhoff beard I'd like to think I look like a lumberjack but really it would just look shit. Usually hover somewhere around Jordan Lewis levels of stubble, anywhere from 1-4mm. Haven't clean shaved with a razor for about 2 years, did it once then to look neat for an interview and looked 12. Some people suit some level of facial hair, others don't. Luke Shuey is 29 and with short stubble or nothing looks 29. Any more than that and he looks like an 18 year old trying to grow his first beard. Still reckon Moeen Ali's beard is a bad prop.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Does your boyfriend?

Homophobia now.

Lemme guess, it’s now so dated it’s edgy?

Tolerance is so mainstream

 

[Procrastinator35]

Bearded Dragons are trey-cool.