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I don't have a beard - but if I did - I'd stroke the living ferk out of it.

I knew some idiot would say that...Really? They're banning beards in offices?
I have a regal and majestic beard and I still don't know what ontology or dialectics mean!
(I've often pictured evo with a pointy, goatee-beard, I bet he strokes it a lot too)
I don't have a beard - but if I did - I'd stroke the living ferk out of it.
I lol'dReally? They're banning beards in offices?
Ban no. Seriously frowned upon, yes.
I like to master bate so I'll have a go.
They either don't care about their appearance, or want to appear like they don't care about their appearance- it is frightfully 'worldy'.
If they are the latter group, they are like the average young w***er in the street(or most AFL draftees lately) who go to the trouble of gelling their hair to get the slept in look - rather than the easier option of just sleeping in.
You just need a lisp now, mate and you can be Slavo Zizek!
If Richo can be post-modern then so can Rolf Harris.Downside is the Mrs has started to call me Rolf Harris!




You just need a lisp now, mate and you can be Slavo Zizek!
