Pregnancy & Parenting Beast mode

[Scallop Industry Thug]

is what I am in right now.

A couple of weeks ago, I decided I would be more open with women. I have not looked back since. I'll walk up to one, crack a corny joke, get a smile, and then proceed from there. I have not failed to pick someone up since. At the moment I think I could pick up any women. Even yours.

Ive liked someone for a while, last night I went into beast mode, got to know her heaps more, and we had a great night together.

Im going to the shops now to get a chicken roll and am scared I will accidentally pick up on the way there. I will turn beast mode off.

 

[bunsen burner]

God Dammit! Just check my switch and Beast Mode was turned off. Just turned it back on and heading down to the supermarket to pick me up something.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Yeah you always got to check. Im starting to think this may be as much a curse as a blessing.

Just an addendum to my OP, I actually went very well with the lady at a gay bar. Only someone in beast mode can have a beautiful dancing moment with another woman at a male gay bar.

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

....my, what a large ADAM's APPLE you have my dear.....

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Funny you mention that. A drag king/queen/whatever you call them was after me aswell. When I told her I was straight he/she replied "Oh well, my loss honey".

Beast mode.

 

[r dub 19]

Beastmode or just an average day as a "pickup artist". Shit is extremely popular in the U.S, read a book about it not long ago.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

I kicked a football into a basketball ring from full court last week. This goes beyond temporal pick up success.

My entire life is in beast mode right now.

 

[bunsen burner]

Beasty

 

[HSSB]

You're a beast

 

[WALL-e]

BEAST MODE!

 

[Prem87]

Awesome show. Awesome OP.

What are some of your corny lines?

 

[St 07]

What happens if you accidentally leave beast mode on and go to a family only event; EG a funeral or birthday party?

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Awesome show. Awesome OP.

What are some of your corny lines?

"Can you settle a bet..." can be adjusted to any situation.

Last night it was "Settle a bet. Am I gay or straight?"

Last week it was "Settle a bet. Are your eyes blue or green?"

It's non-threatening, gives you something to talk about and you can get a laugh.

 

[r dub 19]

"Can you settle a bet..." can be adjusted to any situation.

Last night it was "Settle a bet. Am I gay or straight?"

Last week it was "Settle a bet. Are your eyes blue or green?"

It's non-threatening, gives you something to talk about and you can get a laugh.

You sure you haven't been looking into any "pick up material"?

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

You sure you haven't been looking into any "pick up material"?

Dude trying to pick up is for w***ers.

I am merely a vessel for the gifts Ive been imbued with.

 

[r dub 19]

Dude trying to pick up is for w***ers.

I am merely a vessel for the gifts Ive been imbued with.

Considering the basis of your thread is this.... LULZ

 

[finbarr]

Here's an oldie but a goodie....

"Hey Hawkeye. Are you catching my train to Reservior?"

 

[bunsen burner]

Why yes I am



Finally I hooked a man off BigFooty after months of trying.

 

[Football God]

Dude trying to pick up is for w***ers.

I am merely a vessel for the gifts Ive been imbued with.

Beast Mode.

 

[kwame]

im probably in the opposite of beast mode at the moment. chick i was seeing ditched me 3 or 4 weeks ago and ive only banged one chick since and she doesnt count coz we had rooted before. i can see a bit of a dry spell ahead which sucks

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Here's an oldie but a goodie....

"Hey Hawkeye. Are you catching my train to Reservior?"

rofl, low blow but highly amusing

 

[nicky]

im probably in the opposite of beast mode at the moment. chick i was seeing ditched me 3 or 4 weeks ago and ive only banged one chick since and she doesnt count coz we had rooted before. i can see a bit of a dry spell ahead which sucks

This time last week I really liked 2 guys, now i like none! They fell from grace leaving me in non-beast mode.

 

[Hoffy95]

Chicks don't have beast mode Nicky (unless of course you count that time of the month).

 

[HSSB]

Chicks don't have beast mode Nicky (unless of course you count that time of the month).

Post of the Year

 

[Power21]

Chicks don't have beast mode Nicky (unless of course you count that time of the month).

Haha