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That joke's been going around for quite a while, actually.
Since about Round 21 or 22 of the regular season, IIRC. In fact, not even in AFL circles-- I reminded myself of the acronym when the Beaufort Crows played Buninyong in the CHFL Grand Final in Ballarat in mid-September.
But I'll admit... it's a good joke, and still funny.
Cheers,
William
Since about Round 21 or 22 of the regular season, IIRC. In fact, not even in AFL circles-- I reminded myself of the acronym when the Beaufort Crows played Buninyong in the CHFL Grand Final in Ballarat in mid-September.
But I'll admit... it's a good joke, and still funny.
Cheers,
William
Mid November and Wayne Carey wakes up in Adelaide on the first day of the Adelaide Crows pre-season training.
He slips out of bed, looks at himself in the full length mirror on the wall and thinks “After 12 months off, I look good and I feel good, but * sniff * gee I don’t smell too flash!”
He wanders down to the ground floor of his million dollar Adelaide townhouse and finds his wife cooking up some breakfast in the kitchen.
“Morning Sall” he says. “Gee I feel Great and I know I look great, but I think I smell a bit. What do you think honey?”
Sally walks over, looks at him sniffs the air and says “Yeah babe, you look great, seem to be feeling great but you’re right, you are a bit on the pongy side, but don’t worry about it. Here is your bag, now off you go to training”
So Wayne heads down to AAMI Stadium for the first training session.
He heads straight into Gary Ayres office and Ayres says “G’day Duck, how are you?”
“G’day Gary, well after 12 months off, I look good and I feel good, but * sniff * I don’t smell too good!”
Gary Ayres get up and goes over to Wayne and after sniffing the air says “Yeah your right Wayne, but its not too bad so don’t worry about it! You’ll be right, as long as you play good footy! Now go and introduce yourself to all the boys.”
So Wayne wanders into the change room and, just as he thought they would, everyone immediately stopped what they were doing and just stared.
Adelaide Captain, whoever he is, piped up with “G’day Duck, how are you doing?
Again Wayne reply’s with “After 12 months off, I am sure you will agree that I look good and I know I feel good, but for some reason I don’t smell all that good!!”
The whole Crows squad laughs as if it was a joke and they run out on their first session of pre-season training.
After training and showering. Mark Bickley walks over to Carey and says “Mate, I know its your first day, and we all want you to play for us, but I have just had a chat with all the guys and they do agree you are just a tiny bit on the smelly side, even after your shower. Now I don’t know if it’s the Adelaide water reacting with your skin but the boys have suggested that I ask you to go see the doc.”
Wayne says “I don’t know what it is and I want to get along with all you guys, so I will go and see the doc now."
Wayne finds the doctors office and says, “G’day doc”
“Nice to meet you, How are you Wayne?”
“Well doc, After 12 months off, I look good and I feel good, but * sniff * I don’t smell too flash!”
The doctor tells Wayne to take of all his clothes and lie on the examination couch, which he does. The doctor does a quick examination and tells Wayne to get dressed and sit down.
“Whats the prong…..prongne…..progno….ahhh verdit doc?”
“You’re right” says the Doctor, “You look great and I can tell you feel great, but it’s quite obvious what your problem is………you’re a C**T!”
He slips out of bed, looks at himself in the full length mirror on the wall and thinks “After 12 months off, I look good and I feel good, but * sniff * gee I don’t smell too flash!”
He wanders down to the ground floor of his million dollar Adelaide townhouse and finds his wife cooking up some breakfast in the kitchen.
“Morning Sall” he says. “Gee I feel Great and I know I look great, but I think I smell a bit. What do you think honey?”
Sally walks over, looks at him sniffs the air and says “Yeah babe, you look great, seem to be feeling great but you’re right, you are a bit on the pongy side, but don’t worry about it. Here is your bag, now off you go to training”
So Wayne heads down to AAMI Stadium for the first training session.
He heads straight into Gary Ayres office and Ayres says “G’day Duck, how are you?”
“G’day Gary, well after 12 months off, I look good and I feel good, but * sniff * I don’t smell too good!”
Gary Ayres get up and goes over to Wayne and after sniffing the air says “Yeah your right Wayne, but its not too bad so don’t worry about it! You’ll be right, as long as you play good footy! Now go and introduce yourself to all the boys.”
So Wayne wanders into the change room and, just as he thought they would, everyone immediately stopped what they were doing and just stared.
Adelaide Captain, whoever he is, piped up with “G’day Duck, how are you doing?
Again Wayne reply’s with “After 12 months off, I am sure you will agree that I look good and I know I feel good, but for some reason I don’t smell all that good!!”
The whole Crows squad laughs as if it was a joke and they run out on their first session of pre-season training.
After training and showering. Mark Bickley walks over to Carey and says “Mate, I know its your first day, and we all want you to play for us, but I have just had a chat with all the guys and they do agree you are just a tiny bit on the smelly side, even after your shower. Now I don’t know if it’s the Adelaide water reacting with your skin but the boys have suggested that I ask you to go see the doc.”
Wayne says “I don’t know what it is and I want to get along with all you guys, so I will go and see the doc now."
Wayne finds the doctors office and says, “G’day doc”
“Nice to meet you, How are you Wayne?”
“Well doc, After 12 months off, I look good and I feel good, but * sniff * I don’t smell too flash!”
The doctor tells Wayne to take of all his clothes and lie on the examination couch, which he does. The doctor does a quick examination and tells Wayne to get dressed and sit down.
“Whats the prong…..prongne…..progno….ahhh verdit doc?”
“You’re right” says the Doctor, “You look great and I can tell you feel great, but it’s quite obvious what your problem is………you’re a C**T!”
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Originally posted by you_idiot
That joke's been going around for quite a while, actually.
Since about Round 21 or 22 of the regular season, IIRC. In fact, not even in AFL circles-- I reminded myself of the acronym when the Beaufort Crows played Buninyong in the CHFL Grand Final in Ballarat in mid-September.
But I'll admit... it's a good joke, and still funny.
Cheers,
William
yeah thats real funny
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Originally posted by topjars
yeah thats real funny
Completely understandable, Topjars. I'm sure Adelaide fans wouldn't find it funny-- in the same vein that jokes about the lack of tall buildings or the over-abundance of mullets in Adelaide aren't funny anymore, either.
Depends on one's sense of humour or perspective, which team you follow-- or whatever one's definition of "funny" is.
Cheers,
William
Unless there is the very unlikely occurrence of Bickley being given back the captaincy, this part of the joke needs correcting.
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don't you mean a joke that long needs a punchline?
That IS the punchline!!
You can see it coming, you know what its going to be but you don't know when it will come. You keep reading just to actually see it!!!
You can see it coming, you know what its going to be but you don't know when it will come. You keep reading just to actually see it!!!
The more long-winded and repetitive a joke is, the better the punchline has to be.
This one failed the test.
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there's a golden rule. third time brings the punchline. otherwise your audience get too bored... and in your "joke", a certain duck said he stank just how many times? FIVE. Repeated back to him five times. Equals TEN. Too long. And I may be stupid in your book, but I didn't see that coming.
I didn't even laugh...but I didn't see it coming. Too much of Wayne saying he smelt!
Well I didnt write the joke, just copied and pasted!
Another messenger shot!
But if it makes you all feel any better how is this -
Wayne Carey wakes up one morning in Adelaide, stretches, farts, yawns, slips out of bed to look at himself in the full length mirror on the wall. Flexing his muscles in the mirror he thinks to himself “After 12 months off, I look good and I feel good, but * sniff * gee I don’t smell too flash!”
He wanders down to the ground floor of his million dollar Adelaide townhouse and finds his wife cooking up some breakfast in the kitchen.
“Morning Sall” he says. “Gee I feel Great and I know I look great, but I think I smell a bit. What do you think honey?”
“Yes Wayne you’re right” says Sally "Thats because your a C**T!"
Another messenger shot!
But if it makes you all feel any better how is this -
Wayne Carey wakes up one morning in Adelaide, stretches, farts, yawns, slips out of bed to look at himself in the full length mirror on the wall. Flexing his muscles in the mirror he thinks to himself “After 12 months off, I look good and I feel good, but * sniff * gee I don’t smell too flash!”
He wanders down to the ground floor of his million dollar Adelaide townhouse and finds his wife cooking up some breakfast in the kitchen.
“Morning Sall” he says. “Gee I feel Great and I know I look great, but I think I smell a bit. What do you think honey?”
“Yes Wayne you’re right” says Sally "Thats because your a C**T!"
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