Rumour Ben Brown told to "stop clowning around" at Dees first training session

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MOVEMENT_MAN

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Heard on the grapevine that during the Dees first training session BB was juggling footys at the back of the group during a team meeting, Alan Richardson pulled him up in front of the group and told him that just because he looks like a clown doesn't mean he can stuff around at training and that he should either stop clowning around or put on a red nose and join the circus
 

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sprockets

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Richo was also not impressed BB left his unicycle in his parking spot either. And when they first met he shook his hand and BB had one of those shock things in his hand.
After Richo tore him a new one he went back to his seat and someone had put a whoopie cushion on it. To say Richo wasn't impressed is an understatement.
 

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When he arrives at the training ground he rides his big yellow car round the boundary line until the wheels and doors fall off and green smoke comes out of the engine. Then he pulls 10 football Sherrins from his massive pocket before tripping over his own Massive feet Shoes when he tries to kick them.

Everyone laughs so much it’s like 1000 joke bombs went off at once and the gay peals of laughter resound around Casey Fields for a full 12 minutes.
Ben Brown is just the tonic.
 

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My mates grandmothers neighbour’s postman’s cousin was at a recent Melbourne training session and said there was a bit of push and shove at a recent training session between Brown and Steven May. Before you know it, out came the custard pies and they went SPLAT! in each other’s faces.

Goodwin had to put on his red jacket and top hat , and separate them with a kitchen chair and a bullwhip
 

Krakouer Bonar

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Strange.....I thought Browny would have already volunteered himself to the front of the room to lecture his new teammates on the perils of climate change, or why black lives matter, or why diversity is such a strength.....

Guess Browny has a funny side....