Best Afl umpire poll

[lizard man]

Afl field umpires have a tough job and often cop a lot of criticism on big footy and in general ….. I thought as a nice change of pace we could have a thread discussing who you think the best is and why? Please discuss and vote

 

[tigs2010]

Nicholls

Not because he's any good. But he blatantly failed to follow the directive to suck the Pies off

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

Only the recently retired are any good!

 

[Growapair]

Don't know any of their names

 

[Meteoric Rise]

I am only interested in who would be the best to beat the **** out of. I mainly try not to hurt women so Eleni is out of it, sorry love. Razorblade Raymond Chamberlain is too pitiable to beat up. It would have to be one of the other campaigners.

Deboy has a smashable face and won a house and land package where he didn't even have a ticket, but Collingwood looked after it for him. So he is due a bit of bad luck I think. He would be the best umpire. To beat the campaigner out of.

 

[Drunken Wookie]

the nerd virgin

 

[tigs2010]

the nerd virgin

Doesn't narrow it down

 

[Drunken Wookie]

Doesn't narrow it down

 

[lizard man]

Only the recently retired are any good!

Dean Margetts?

 

[Antzzz]

Glenn James … umpires these days couldn’t come close to him .. they are all programmed robots with no feel for the game and directed on how to umpire

 

[Grrr]

Glenn James … umpires these days couldn’t come close to him .. they are all programmed robots with no feel for the game and directed on how to umpire

He was given an OAM, imagine, and umpire with an OAM.

Imagine the shite he endured. If the Krakouer brothers thought they copped it, imagine being an ump and indigenous in the 70's. Worth a statue I reckon.

 

[Rocco sifreddi]

They are all dogshit getting worse every year

 

[SunshineBoy]

Meteoric Rise lock thread this is a piss take

 

[nick1408]

He was given an OAM, imagine, and umpire with an OAM.

Elani Tee has an OAM

 

[lizard man]

Meteoric Rise lock thread this is a piss take

It’s not a piss take I’m interested to see who people see as the best umpire …… I wish more people would vote

 

[sante]

Who knows, who cares

 

[Grrr]

Elani Tee has an OAM

Well done her.

 

[Mr Unbelievable]

They are all shithouse

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

Nathan Williamson
He umpired a game down in Geelong last year and paid like 10 frees against them to like 1 for. A man of true integrity.

 

[Siberiantiger]

The one that isn't corrupt.

There must be one...

Though, I can't think of him.

 

[Cleansweep17]

All of you should be saying Razor Ray

He paid the contentious deliberate OOB in the 2020 prelim to Lambert that gave us a dynasty.

He could never pay us another free again and I’d still love the poor bastard.

I think Nicholls and Fisher are the worst towards us.

 

[lizard man]

Okay so the results are in and the most votes for best umpire goes to “other”

Thank you all for participating in the poll

 

[Frustrated Tiger]

David Rodan

David Rodan

Age

42

Ht

173cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.1

3star

HB

7.0

4star

M

2.2

2star

T

3.1

5star

CL

3.9

5star

No current season stats available

D

8.6

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

2.6

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

 

[Al Heimer]

Glenn James … umpires these days couldn’t come close to him .. they are all programmed robots with no feel for the game and directed on how to umpire

That prick f***** us over in the last qtr of the '82 GF just as we were on the cusp of overtaking scumsucking Carlstank.

On SM-A426B using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Antzzz]

That prick f***** us over in the last qtr of the '82 GF just as we were on the cusp of overtaking scumsucking Carlstank.

On SM-A426B using BigFooty.com mobile app

I’d actually forgotten that whole game … wiped from the memory