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This may have been said during a WCE game but not sure...

"Glass is on the ground"

"Glass punches(punctures) the ball
 
It's not commentary so much, but it was picked up so clearly on the Umpire's mic that I'm putting it in.

Wizard Cup 2004, Guerra smashes Ling at the opening ball-up, giving away a free kick. Stephen Powell on the mark says quite audibly...

"You f--kin' got what you deserved, you red headed c--t!"

Sent that game on DVD to my mates in the States, they loved it
 
It's not commentary so much, but it was picked up so clearly on the Umpire's mic that I'm putting it in.

Wizard Cup 2004, Guerra smashes Ling at the opening ball-up, giving away a free kick. Stephen Powell on the mark says quite audibly...

"You f--kin' got what you deserved, you red headed c--t!"

Sent that game on DVD to my mates in the States, they loved it

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...and I'm a red-head too...:D
 
It's not commentary so much, but it was picked up so clearly on the Umpire's mic that I'm putting it in.

Wizard Cup 2004, Guerra smashes Ling at the opening ball-up, giving away a free kick. Stephen Powell on the mark says quite audibly...

"You f--kin' got what you deserved, you red headed c--t!"

Sent that game on DVD to my mates in the States, they loved it

]Gold:thumbsu:
 

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Not exactly a commentary quote, but it was a good headline, so I'll add it here. Was on the Monday after Geelong thrashed St.Kilda by 20 goals back in 2002.

"How do you spell schissenhousen?" :D
 
Not exactly a commentary quote, but it was a good headline, so I'll add it here. Was on the Monday after Geelong thrashed St.Kilda by 20 goals back in 2002.

"How do you spell schissenhousen?" :D

Retalliation against the last quote?
 
In 2002 (before ACL), Gerald Healy and Dennis Cometti discussing Tarkyn Lockyer's kicking.

GH: Word is, down at Collingwood, they say if you could have anyone but Nathan Buckley kicking to save your life from Collingwood, this man would be it.
DC: I'd rather my mum.
Silence...
DC: Not a great kick, but at least she'd care.

Gold!!:thumbsu:
 
Commetti (again). I forget who was playing but one player tried to dummy a bloke and turned the ball straight over to him;

DC: "You know what they say, never moon a werewolf".
Dermie: "What?? What did you say?"

Also listening to 6PR last season when WCE played the Kangaroos. Chick had a head collision with a Roo player but got up, clutching his head and tackled another 3 blokes within about 20 secs of the collision:

"Chick's like a guy on the back of a ute with a spotlight and a rifle, he's hunting them Roos!".
 
my fave def these commetti gems

"Barlow,to Bateman to Brown...the Hawks attacking alphabetically"

"Brisbane now,with white injured,and black out,all they have left is brown"

They're both good ones. He comes out with some doozies sometimes. I can't remember which Eagles game it was last year but I recall a player with the ball almost being run down and Cometti says "He's running like he's downloading from one host."
Sometimes though, I think he forgets he's calling a game, not doing stand-up.
 

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