Best Football Chant

[darth_timon]

I know there are many to choose from, but I am leading with Oldham's quite entertaining 'Meat pie, sausage roll, come on Oldham, give us a goal!"

 

[Oshka]

Even though it was against Chelsea, the Everton chant over the tune of Can’t Buy Me Love about them not selling us John Stones was pretty clever.

The Willian/Tottenham snub chant was hilarious until we found out the joke was on us.

 

[Quivorir]

Personally I am a big fan of the "let's pretend we scored a goal" chant.

 

[Memphis]

My personal favourite. RossFC

 

[Loonerty]

I'm quite partial to "We know what we are, Champions of Europe"

 

[jd2010]

I always liked the "his eyes are offside, his eyes are offside, Mesut Ozil, his eyes are offside"

 

[chef]

Your just a s**t.....always makes me laugh.

here's billys.

 

[Frank Bunn]

I know there are many to choose from, but I am leading with Oldham's quite entertaining 'Meat pie, sausage roll, come on Oldham, give us a goal!"

Pies are important in Oldham! I believe we were responsible for inventing the 'Who ate all the pies'? song.

For some reason they still always play Mouldy Old Dough before home games. But away games were the most fun. I once stood behind two blokes who sang 'We know a song that will get on all your nerves' for the entire first half.

 

[windyhill]

When Alan Sugar was chairman of tottenham and they came oh so close to relegation.....” a spoonful of sugar helps the tottenham go down”

 

[RossFC]

When I play Rocket League with Camros2 and Memphis and we are 1-0 up, I chant this.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Always good after a few prematch pints.

 

[Memphis]

When I play Rocket League with Camros2 and Memphis and we are 1-0 up, I chant this.

Also chants you're up 4-1 you f*cked it up.

 

[simba_]

when a cat entered the fray at Anfield and the Kop was chanting (in the "attack attack attack!" rhythm) "a cat! a cat! a cat a cat a cat!"

 

[Cruyff14]

Even though it was against Chelsea, the Everton chant over the tune of Can’t Buy Me Love about them not selling us John Stones was pretty clever.

The Willian/Tottenham snub chant was hilarious until we found out the joke was on us.

Yeah, this was brilliant.

 

[RossFC]

When Lovren left Soton, I still remember his first game for Liverpool against them, their fans chanted:

"Heeeeyyy, Hey Lovren, Oooo, Aaaa, I wanna knoooww, Why you're such a c***!"

 

[royboy2]

 

[RossFC]

 

[Bojan KantKick]

It's back!

 

[RossFC]

 

[RossFC]

 

[RossFC]

 

[Frank Bunn]

I don't have any particular animosity towards Spurs but I quite like the West Ham song

My old man said be a Tottenham fan. I said, * off, bollocks, you're a campaigner.

 

[moomba]

Read an article about Kasper Schmeichels time at Leeds.

He had previously said that he didn't feel welcome at Leeds when he was there.

A supporter had approached him and disputed that, saying we even had a chant for you.

The chant (according to Schmeichel) was " your dad's a campaigner but we don't mind you".

Ha ha, it made me laugh anyway.

 

[Frank Bunn]

Read an article about Kasper Schmeichels time at Leeds.

He had previously said that he didn't feel welcome at Leeds when he was there.

A supporter had approached him and disputed that, saying we even had a chant for you.

The chant (according to Schmeichel) was " your dad's a campaigner but we don't mind you".

Ha ha, it made me laugh anyway.

To the tune of Tom Hark maybe?

I've been trying to work out the original songs behind the chants.

Bread of Heaven is the tune for many supporters' songs.
eg

We'll support you ever more.​

You're not singing any more.​

Where were you when you were s**t?​

You're supposed to be at home.​

Are you Arsenal in disguise?​

What the ******* hell was that?​

You're not fit to referee.​

Sloop John B is another popular one.
eg

Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside.
We're not racist, we only hate Mancs.
Jimmy Savile, he's one of your own.​

La Donna é Mobile
eg

Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho.
Is there a fire drill?​

Pachelbel's Canon/Go West
eg

One nil to the Arsenal.
Posh Spice takes it up the arse.​

Guantanamera
eg

Sing when you're winning.
Did you come in a taxi?
Score in a minute.
You couldn't score in a brothel.
There's only two Andy Gorams.​

 

[royboy2]

I don't have any particular animosity towards Spurs but I quite like the West Ham song

My old man said be a Tottenham fan. I said, fu** off, bollocks, you're a campaigner.

Villa and ManU do it as well

Villas version
My old man said be a city fan
and I said bollocks you’re a campaigner,
you’re a campaigner.

We hate the blues and they *in know it,
we hate the blues and were gonna show it.

With Spinksy and Birchy, Alan McInally,
there the boys who’re gonna do us fine.

And if you support the blues then
you’re a blue nose bastard,
and you ain’t no friend of mine…

ALL TOGETHER NOW! (repeat)