Not-a-cluey Best FOOTBALL RELATED RUMOUR you have heard from someone you trust Part Deux - Many lies and bullshit in here. Please read OP before posting.

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[bomberclifford]

Yep this

Only came bank into the function because his old man followed him out and told him to pull his head in

I'm more unbelieving that Graeme Cornes was at a Port B&F than I am of Kane walking out.
Sure it wasn't Chad who told him to pull his head in?

 

[00Stinger]

I'm more unbelieving that Graeme Cornes was at a Port B&F than I am of Kane walking out.
Sure it wasn't Chad who told him to pull his head in?

Nope

There was a Mike Sheehan interview with all three Cornes a few years back where they tell the story

 

[Big Bryza]

Gary Ablett Snr played for Myrtleford because he was serving time at Beechworth

Nah, the playing for Myrt part is true but he was also living in the town at the time. Good story though lol.

 

[TwiggleyFanClub]

i heard mia has a monkey and thats why the boys like her

Her milkshake monkey brings all the boys to the yard.

 

[ChesterTreasure]

i heard mia has a monkey and thats why the boys like her

I've been to Monkey Mia !!!

 

[Pistol Night]

I've been to Monkey Mia !!!

Threesome

 

[ChesterTreasure]

Threesome

Most overrated tourist attraction in WA - it's no Glascott's Dolphin

 

[gingernuts]

Threesome

Have you ever thought about who invented the threesome?

 

[markm106]

Did he walk to bin in an arc?

Yes. But it was his natural arc. So that was ok.

 

[yodellinhank]

Unsurprising from a bloke who walked out of the Club Best and Fairest because he didn't win it

Martin Pyke walked out on a club best and fairest and he did win it.

 

[Nebular]

Lance Franklin took his garbage to the curb and it made the newspaper. They create new lows all the time.

Did he wheel it out on an arc from 50 out?

 

[Nebular]

Did he walk to bin in an arc?

Dammit I'm too slow.

 

[00Stinger]

Martin Pyke walked out on a club best and fairest and he did win it.

At Fitzroy really? why?

That would have been the last Fitzroy b&f too

 

[hairy biker]

At Fitzroy really? why?

They ran out of cans.

 

[Sea fog]

Unsurprising from a bloke who walked out of the Club Best and Fairest because he didn't win it

He has narcissistic personality disorder.

 

[Over The Post]

He has narcissistic personality disorder.

Automatic preselection for a safe Liberal seat, in other words

 

[HeathySure]

Automatic preselection for a safe Liberal seat, in other words

more president of the USA i would have thought

 

[GoEaglesGoSGIO]

Dockers told off for overspending in fitness and medical department during 2020. Likely to go to the AFLPA as any changes will interfere with the treatment of players if they are forced to make changes.

 

[BarryMorgan]

At Fitzroy really? why?

That would have been the last Fitzroy b&f too

Was at the pub across the road, someone had to go and tell him he’d better come back in because he’d won.

 

[00Stinger]

Was at the pub across the road, someone had to go and tell him he’d better come back in because he’d won.

because of Pykies reputation that is great

At least he walked out to sink more piss, no because he was a sook like Kane Cornes

 

[spenze]

I'd like to think this would be a new direction in the comments section of news articles

 

[GoPorts]

Hi Tex


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Not enough spelling mistakes

 

[matsta1975]

Don’t think it was covered up... from page 3 of The Age from 22 June 1983
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Doesn't say he was legless

 

[sobrave]

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I'd like to think this would be a new direction in the comments section of news articles

*in internet comment sections man..

the internet was all fun and games when it was just young computer nerds on it talking about video games and boobs

then literally everybody got on it and made it obvious how dumb the average member of society is. i used to think being anti-mainstream was wanky hipsterism, but it really is spot on because the main stream is dumb as *

 

[matthew_s]

but it really is spot on because the main stream is dumb as fu**

it’s like George Carlin said...think of the average person, then remember half the world is dumber