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My neighbour's hairdresser knows a bit about the Port players. There's one who's between 5 foot 9 & 6 foot 4 and another who wears nike. Both love the coke

This is completely made up. Just highlighting how f*cking dumb it is leaving open ended ******** and expecting people to guess

You attention seeking campaigners...
 

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My neighbour's hairdresser knows a bit about the Port players. There's one who's between 5 foot 9 & 6 foot 4 and another who wears nike. Both love the coke

This is completely made up. Just highlighting how f*cking dumb it is leaving open ended ******** and expecting people to guess

You attention seeking campaigners...
Jack Watts?
 

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Here's another boring one from me. :p I once saw Jason Dunstall really pissed at Jooce Nightclub in Ringwood.
In the back room DJ/band area, at about 3am, he was singing along to Holy Grail into the dj mic at a thousand db, standing right in the corner. The funny bit was that he was facing the wall with his face jammed in the corner.
Eh, ya hadta be there. :D
 
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Here's another boring one from me. :p I once saw Jason Dunstall really pissed at Jooce Nightclub in Ringwood.
In the back room DJ/band area, at about 3am, he was singing along to Holy Grail into the dj mic at a thousand db, standing right in the corner, facing the wall.
Eh, ya hadta be there. :D
Good choice of song, appalling choice of venue. Overall credibility change...net zero for mine.
 

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What's with alluding to a player by describing many easy to identify facts about that player but being too scared to say their name? If you're scared about being sued for defamation of character, god knows why, the fact you're readily giving out a guess who type description of the player would literally be enough evidence for a judge if it was to come before them. FMD. Does my head in.


In future can you say 'Does the upper part of my body separated from the rest of the body by a neck, and containing the brain, mouth, and sense organs in non-outward direction'.
 

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Here's another boring one from me. :p I once saw Jason Dunstall really pissed at Jooce Nightclub in Ringwood.
In the back room DJ/band area, at about 3am, he was singing along to Holy Grail into the dj mic at a thousand db, standing right in the corner, facing the wall.
Eh, ya hadta be there. :D
Was this in about 1997? He went off the rails after he did his knee.
 
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So what's the go with Josh Schache?

A mate of mine's folks live up in Queensland so he followed them there a while ago. Can't remember the whole story but very good family friends with a runner from a relevant club. Earlier this year we grabbed a beer and he was saying Schache was the first time the Lions really said 'hah, mate, see ya!' with a big grin when he wanted to return home. Very very odd dude was what I was told, just did weird ****. Somewhere between a bully and a guy you just couldn't have a basic chat with.

Other mate's friend played in the flag with Tom Boyd and has some very good yarns but one I just heard was Scache and Boyd ******* hated each other.

Anything?
 

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Here's another really sh**t one from me. :p Sam Newman was at Jooce Nightclub one night, really pissed. Chicks were following him around like he was Jesus.

Someone convinced him to sing with the band. I don't think he wanted to, but he eventually gave in. . He got on stage and thought he could mumble out something at his previously butchered piano bar-type volume that he'd done on tv. The band started at their typical 120db.

No one could hear him "sing", including him. He looked around at the band as if to say, "what the fu*k? This is ridiculous!" About 30 seconds later he was ushered out the back door by his minders and a couple of bouncers, and left.

Jooce used to do some sort of promotions every Saturday night with the AFL, so there must be heaps of stories about players at that joint and The Tunnel. Even Eddie rocked up one night. It was weird seeing him not in a suit,. Ha

I think Michael Roberts did a hosting gig with it. Surprisingly, I never saw him pissed.
 
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Perhaps Lecras heard the story about what happened on the school camp & couldn't stand him as a result
Just a guess on Lecras's motives if indeed he did bully the scumbag

lol...darling has been nothing but a solid citizen since day 1

sad and salty freo fans

scumbag is more apt to what ross lyin does to his staff...he is still your coach yeah ?
 

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What's with alluding to a player by describing many easy to identify facts about that player but being too scared to say their name? If you're scared about being sued for defamation of character, god knows why, the fact you're readily giving out a guess who type description of the player would literally be enough evidence for a judge if it was to come before them. FMD. Does my head in.
 

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lol...darling has been nothing but a solid citizen since day 1

sad and salty freo fans

scumbag is more apt to what ross lyin does to his staff...he is still your coach yeah ?
This was pre-draft
Unforgivable imo what he & his 2 mates did
Have zero info on him post school days
 
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This was pre-draft
Unforgivable imo what he & his 2 mates did
Have zero info on him post school days
PM me what you think you heard; and if it was a former Bigfooty poster who was a Freo fan.

I'm pretty sure I know the story you're keeping close. It is *********.

Jack Darling is a little bitch on the field and a big man off it but yeah nah he didn't do something as heinous as what that bloke was spreading.
 

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So what's the go with Josh Schache?

A mate of mine's folks live up in Queensland so he followed them there a while ago. Can't remember the whole story but very good family friends with a runner from a relevant club. Earlier this year we grabbed a beer and he was saying Schache was the first time the Lions really said 'hah, mate, see ya!' with a big grin when he wanted to return home. Very very odd dude was what I was told, just did weird ****. Somewhere between a bully and a guy you just couldn't have a basic chat with.

Other mate's friend played in the flag with Tom Boyd and has some very good yarns but one I just heard was Scache and Boyd ******* hated each other.

Anything?
I legitimately believe this one. Sounds about right.
 
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Here's another boring one from me. :p I once saw Jason Dunstall really pissed at Jooce Nightclub in Ringwood.
In the back room DJ/band area, at about 3am, he was singing along to Holy Grail into the dj mic at a thousand db, standing right in the corner. The funny bit was that he was facing the wall with his face jammed in the corner.
Eh, ya hadta be there. :D
Having seen Jason Dunstall at Jooce back in the day I can see how this story is likely true. Wasn’t dancing to the Flaming Moes was he?


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So what's the go with Josh Schache?

A mate of mine's folks live up in Queensland so he followed them there a while ago. Can't remember the whole story but very good family friends with a runner from a relevant club. Earlier this year we grabbed a beer and he was saying Schache was the first time the Lions really said 'hah, mate, see ya!' with a big grin when he wanted to return home. Very very odd dude was what I was told, just did weird ****. Somewhere between a bully and a guy you just couldn't have a basic chat with.

Other mate's friend played in the flag with Tom Boyd and has some very good yarns but one I just heard was Scache and Boyd ******* hated each other.

Anything?
This doesn't seem like the act of someone who hates him. Then again, maybe he's just glad to see the back of him.


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You sound like, er relieved about it?

Read between the lines.

I'd rather Boyd on my list than Scache.
I had a feeling it would come sooner or later

Love him and will never forget what he delivered us, but was clear last year that he was never going to make it

Thought he would've been one of the best forward in the game if he captured his final series but never did

Seems like a pretty switched on person, saying bye to 2mil shows what a quality person he is

Don't think Boyd was into being a boy, seems like a very serious person. Being a young team, wouldn't make it any easier

Best of luck to him imo


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