Rumour Best football related rumour you have heard from someone you trust

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[Minidisc MD]

One of the weirder ones I've heard is Brandon Ellis loves chips. pack a day man. sits back after a day of training in his footy shorts and polishes them off.

 

[Scorpus]

One of the weirder ones I've heard is Brandon Ellis loves chips. pack a day man. sits back after a day of training in his footy shorts and polishes them off.

Hot chips or "crisps"?

 

[MadMundy]

Hot chips or "crisps"?

You'd assume it's the good old classic Smith's.

 

[MarcLocksCrustySock]

One of the weirder ones I've heard is Brandon Ellis loves chips. pack a day man. sits back after a day of training in his footy shorts and polishes them off.

What flavour?

James Brayshaw IQ = 4

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Well that escalated quickly

 

[All_Things_SaFooty]

Old news but Bruce Gibbs getting barred from SAJC after a big day on the punt and a few hells angels rocking into Morphettville racecourses ‘Diva Bar’ to have a chat about the money he lost that day, followed up by them rolling into west lakes a few days later leading to a subsequent ‘illness for round 4 2019’

 

[Big buzz]

You’re surely taking the piss yeah?

You’re surely taking the piss yeah?

You’re surely taking the piss yeah?

You’re surely taking the piss yeah?

you are a funny guy like your sense of humour taking the piss yourself as 90% of football followers know what the players get up to in the off season

 

[GreyCrow]

Old news but Bruce Gibbs getting barred from SAJC after a big day on the punt and a few hells angels rocking into Morphettville racecourses ‘Diva Bar’ to have a chat about the money he lost that day, followed up by them rolling into west lakes a few days later leading to a subsequent ‘illness for round 4 2019’

Who does Bruce play for?

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Who does Bruce play for?

Not sure, but I think his uncle Barry plays for the Bee Gees.

 

[ShadeyP]

Who does Bruce play for?

Bruce plays for the Box Trifectas and is the twin brother of Bryce ... well at least that is what he told the fine fellows of the 1% on said day .

 

[GreyCrow]

Bruce plays for the Box Trifectas and is the twin brother of Bryce ... well at least that is what he told the fine fellows of the 1% on said day .

 

[ShadeyP]

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The Simpsons and their god damn predictive programming ... far reaching and rarely wrong .

 

[Registered User]

 

[bomberz20_72]

you are a funny guy like your sense of humour taking the piss yourself as 90% of football followers know what the players get up to in the off season

Thanks for enlightening me, Champ. I had no idea.

 

[Pistol Night]

Not sure, but I think his uncle Barry plays for the Bee Gees.

Didnt his cousin drop the World Cup one year

 

[tenderwarrior]

Didnt his cousin drop the World Cup one year

that was his sister

 

[ash_1050]

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Leave Rompingwins out of this.

 

[Devastating Boris]

that was his sister

I think his uncle is some form of QC!

 

[undefined]

Richmond #11 loooooves some off-season nose powder apparently. I'm sceptical though, as there are is rich anecdotal evidence that the culture @ Punt Road is impeccable.

AFLW player (the one who drinks her bathwater a tad too much) walked out of a cubicle with some dude I loosely know at a Skegss gig.

* both rumour mill-derived of course, not to be taken seriously.

 

[undefined]

Some juicy rumours coming out of the Brisbane camp:

Berry/McLuggage have been known to share underwear.

Rayner & Witherden are best mates. See them up at Noosa all the time. The 2017/18 draft class are epic on the circuit apparently.

A fair portion of the Lions playing group are avid golfers.

Harris Andrews has FTTP nbn (unconfirmed).

 

[undefined]

Tom Lynch wanted to go to Collingwood, but the Pies rescinded their offer after an extended meeting with him. Reportedly lacked in character/came off as a really strange dude.

 

[Greenery]

Tom Lynch wanted to go to Collingwood, but the Pies rescinded their offer after an extended meeting with him. Reportedly lacked in character/came off as a really strange dude.

Makes perfect sense. That's why they took a punt a reputable like dayne beams.

 

[undefined]

Makes perfect sense. That's why they took a punt a reputable like dayne beams.

Presumably what sets the likes of Binga/De Goey etc. apart from TL is their presence of basic social skills.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Tom Lynch wanted to go to Collingwood, but the Pies rescinded their offer after an extended meeting with him. Reportedly lacked in character/came off as a really strange dude.

He's not strange, just dumb as dog s**t

 

[undefined]

He's not strange, just dumb as dog s**t

That's likely part of it, the exact reason lost in translation perhaps.