Rumour Best football related rumour you have heard from someone you trust

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Continued in Part 2:

Not-a-cluey - Best FOOTBALL RELATED RUMOUR you have heard from someone you trust Part Deux - Many lies and bullshit in here. Please read OP before posting.

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[ThePhantom777]

The night Max Gawn

11

Max Gawn

Age

32

Ht

209cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.7

4star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

35.3

5star

D

18.5

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

7.0

4star

CL

3.5

4star

HO

29.2

5star

D

8.4

3star

K

3.6

2star

HB

4.8

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

15.6

5star

was drafted, he opened the door to a Melbourne club official, vodka cruiser in one hand, durry in the other... wearing a Melbourne guernsey.

 

[ThePhantom777]

Luke hodge in sunglasses and beanie was a regular at Glenferrie TAB

 

[Butters and Pepper]

The Phantom is back baby

 

[Stickitupthem]

An update from Jon Dorotich's cousin. Jon got in trouble for public indecency/exposure. He intentionally got busted to protect the Dominator (Wayne Johnston) who was in a motor vehicle banging the hell out of a married television news host - Jo Pearson.

Welcome back we missed you

 

[ThePhantom777]

 

[burge13]

For all the galaxy brain clowns who post guess who quiz question posts, read Phantoms posts for how its done. Names, places and i will assume facts. Not vague clues for us to guess. You should be ashamed and aim for higher standards now the king has returned

 

[GoEaglesGoSGIO]

buckley!!!!!!

anyone for tennis more often?

"Tania, me and Alicia are going to smack some balls around"

 

[ThePhantom777]

Any Adelaide people know who this is? Couldn't find who it was.

There was a player at Port Adelaide in the early/mid 2000's that they called "Stomper" because he would poo in the showers and stomp it down the drain.

 

[ThePhantom777]

Ford used to give Gary Ablett Snr sponsor cars and he'd just drive then until the fuel run out then hitch hike wherever he was going. He didn't mow his lawns for ages so the club organised a ride on mower to get it sorted out but he just used it to drive down the road to the shops.

He'd walk into sports shops and stuff in Geelong and help himself to whatever he wanted, same with restaurants.

He turned up to a dealers house during a bust but insisted on still scoring - with cops everywhere.
One of the senior cops actually chopped him out so he'd * off.

Any Geelong people got stories about Gazza from that time?

 

[Russian Demon]

Any Adelaide people know who this is? Couldn't find who it was.

There was a player at Port Adelaide in the early/mid 2000's that they called "Stomper" because he would poo in the showers and stomp it down the drain.

I believe the young folk refer to that as a "Waffle Stomp"

 

[a_fighting_fury]

Ford used to give Gary Ablett Snr sponsor cars and he'd just drive then until the fuel run out then hitch hike wherever he was going. He didn't mow his lawns for ages so the club organised a ride on mower to get it sorted out but he just used it to drive down the road to the shops.

He'd walk into sports shops and stuff in Geelong and help himself to whatever he wanted, same with restaurants.

He turned up to a dealers house during a bust but insisted on still scoring - with cops everywhere.
One of the senior cops actually chopped him out so he'd fu** off.

Any Geelong people got stories about Gazza from that time?

Wow, what a creative imagination.

 

[OffTheBit]

Wow, what a creative imagination.

Hes going a bit far now

 

[james burke]

A recently traded Collingwood player (who is close to the ‘victim’) urinated in the cup of a teammate as a harmless prank. No offence was taken by the victim but the club took it as the final straw. The ironic matter is the player is now playing for the father of that player.

 

[Starburns_]

A recently traded Collingwood player (who is close to the ‘victim’) urinated in the cup of a teammate as a harmless prank. No offence was taken by the victim but the club took it as the final straw. The ironic matter is the player is now playing for the father of that player.

Just say that Stephenson pissed in a cup and Noble drank it, FFS.

 

[ThePhantom777]

Hes going a bit far now

Why are you in this thread? For nice stories about how Pavlich reads books to his kids and tucks them in at night?

 

[Over The Post]

Why are you in this thread? For nice stories about how Pavlich reads books to his kids and tucks them in at night?

Best rumour yet. Quality, keep 'em coming.

 

[Cuzz09]

pavs kids are tucked away cosily... one in each nostril

 

[ThePhantom777]

Wow, what a creative imagination.

Trot on

 

[ThePhantom777]

Tony Modra missed the last training session before rd1 of the 1994 season to have a drink and lunch with mates for his birthday, the Crows considered suspending him but gave him a second chance. He kicked 13 goals in that following game against Stephen Silvagni.

On this day: Modra sinks Blues

Tony Modra’s reputation as one of the most lethal full-forwards of the game reached new heights on this day in 1994

www.afc.com.au

 

[burge13]

A recently traded Collingwood player (who is close to the ‘victim’) urinated in the cup of a teammate as a harmless prank. No offence was taken by the victim but the club took it as the final straw. The ironic matter is the player is now playing for the father of that player.

Another dumb guess who post. Mods, ban hammer required

 

[ThePhantom777]

This just made me laugh. Had to share.

Someone's story:
I saw Jake Stringer

25

Jake Stringer

Age

29

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.9

3star

K

8.5

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.8

5star

D

8.5

2star

K

7.0

3star

HB

1.5

1star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

4star

G

2.5

5star

D

7.2

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

2.4

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

at Revs once, asked him who was baby sitting his misso and he told me to * off.

 

[Solska]

For all the galaxy brain clowns who post guess who quiz question posts, read Phantoms posts for how its done. Names, places and i will assume facts. Not vague clues for us to guess. You should be ashamed and aim for higher standards now the king has returned

A former player from a Victorian club was caught with an ex TV host in a bar located in an affluent Melbourne suburb back in the early 00s. Said player had a wife at the time, who ended up dating an ex player from a prominent WA club. Both players eventually came to blues when their respective clubs unintentionally ran into each other on footy trip in a south-eastern Asian country. The incident was witnessed by a famous Australian sportsman (his sport specialises in the use of a bat and a ball and shares its name with an Orthopteran insect).

 

[Brutalitops]

Ford used to give Gary Ablett Snr sponsor cars and he'd just drive then until the fuel run out then hitch hike wherever he was going. He didn't mow his lawns for ages so the club organised a ride on mower to get it sorted out but he just used it to drive down the road to the shops.

He'd walk into sports shops and stuff in Geelong and help himself to whatever he wanted, same with restaurants.

He turned up to a dealers house during a bust but insisted on still scoring - with cops everywhere.
One of the senior cops actually chopped him out so he'd fu** off.

Any Geelong people got stories about Gazza from that time?

This is in line with what Ive heard about Gaz. Club used to pay everything for him, he literally didnt know how to use money. Shortly after he retired all the electricity got cut off to his house. He called the club. They had to explain to him, like he was 5, that he had to pay the utility company if he wanted to keep his electricity running.

 

[mattyc75]

I was wondering if Alicia Molik is in the picture somewhere.

Theres pictures!!!???

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[The rabbi]

Him punching out a pizza delivery guy for doing his then wife, I think is fairly well known.


Other than that I dunno any. The rabbi cats_09 you're locals.

I would prefer not to comment about the personal lives of friends and acquaintances. And particularly so on a public forum.