Best Jokes during Corona Lockdown

[ivan rassmussen]

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One question dogwatch - I assume because the louvre/vent is in the way, you've had to place the toilet roll holder behind you.
I'm also assuming that is rather awkward, and the twisting motion not all that conducive to back muscles.

Anyway, my question is - who chose the colour scheme?

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

 

[Chicago1]

 

[jaxie1]

Sh t there’s that many Kardashians

 

[House_of_Dahl]

Just discovered it's bullshit that all you need to wear to the supermarket is a face mask...everyone else had clothes on!

 

[hoianbulldog]

I wonder how Corona Beer sales are going lately?

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They have closed production i heard today.

 

[Optimistic Dog]

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They have closed production i heard today.

Maybe they just need to rebrand with a little name change "Corona Vaccine lager"

 

[Dogs 13]

Good Friday is always so boring. There's nothing to do and everything is closed.

Oh wait.

 

[Freshwater]

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

 

[Chicago1]

Appropriate for today?

 

[dogwatch]

Appropriate for today?

A virtual dinner party would be OK but ... it's the title of this painting that worries me.

 

[Optimistic Dog]

A truckie who drives from Adelaide to Perth along the Nullarbor stops at a service station. He notices an indigenous Aussie name Walla selling magnificent engraved boomerangs next to the station. He buys a couple for his kids and later tells all his truck mates. Soon, Walla is doing a roaring trade and making lots of money. Not long after he gets a subpoena from the ATO regarding taxes. Walla did not understand what a subpoena meant and took it to the wise man of the tribe to explain.

The wise man said these big english words need to be broken up.

Sub must mean under
Poena means old fella or penis

So in other words there got you by the balls Walla.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Appropriate for today?

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

 

[X_box_X]

 

[Mantis Toboggan]

I wonder how Corona Beer sales are going lately?

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I think this might be the least funny thing I’ve ever read.

 

[X_box_X]

I think this might be the least funny thing I’ve ever read.

#thatsthejoke

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

 

[Leonski]

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[Dogs_R_Us]

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

 

[NBates]

 

[Flags_In_The_Bag]

 

[Flags_In_The_Bag]