Best Jokes during Corona Lockdown

[Optimistic Dog]

There is often quite a bit of humour on the Bulldog Board I am sure there are plenty good jokes, dad jokes and lame jokes out there. I am accused of a lot dad jokes from my kids so I will start off.




There were 2 best friend prawns swimming in the ocean. One named Nemo and the other Christian. They play all day in a cave and around the reefs being careful to avoid big fish so they were not eaten. One day Nemo says to his friend I wish I was a shark so I do not have to hide all the time and can swim anywhere in the ocean. A fairy god mother appears and grants Nemo his wish and turns Nemo into a shark. For a while he enjoyed the freedom and being feared by smaller fish. However he started to miss his friend and became bored. He said I wish I could be turned back into a prawn. The fairy godmother appears again and changes Nemo to a prawn.

He goes to the cave and calls out to his friend Christian to come and play. Christian calls back saying no if I come out you will eat me. Nemo replies no I will not



I AM A PRAWN AGAIN CHRISTIAN

 

[dogwatch]

 

[BallaratBulldog]

greater western sydney

 

[NBates]

 

[grassman75]

 

[grassman75]

 

[ossie_21]

 

[Norm De Guerre]

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/coronavirus-covid-19.1237195/

 

[TommyD13]

Just did what ScoMo asked me to and started a jigsaw puzzle. I was quite proud of myself when I managed to finish it within a week, when it said 2-5 years on the box!

 

[Sharpiesadog]

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.

Those were the days!

 

[Mofra]

Does anyone know when this social isolation thing will end? My wife keeps trying to get back into the house.

 

[Optimistic Dog]

Camilla tested negative for the corona virus but positive to the equine flu.

 

[weltschmerz]

 

[worbod]

With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.

 

[worbod]

I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "What kills the Corona Virus?"

She replied to me, "Ammonia Cleaner."

I said, "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."

 

[worbod]

I wonder how Corona Beer sales are going lately?

 

[worbod]

And of course there is also the Toyota Corona car

 

[worbod]

So you see, corona isn't all negative. There were some Corona ring girls for this boxing match between Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor from 2017.

 

[worbod]

There is also Corona chocolate

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[worbod]

Maybe you need a Corona heater now that the cooler weather is setting in.

 

[worbod]

There is also a Canadian Corona jewellery company.

https://www.coronajewellery.com/

 

[Optimistic Dog]

So you see, corona isn't all negative. There were some Corona ring girls for this boxing match between Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor from 2017.

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No flattening the curve going on here. Full on corona. Scott and Daniel would not be happy.

 

[Cam1967]

Why dont we let the chinese play cricket ?

They keep eating the bats

 

[dogwatch]

 

[dogwatch]

I wonder how Corona Beer sales are going lately?

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