Dogs_R_Us
Space Traveller
I hope they give us two weeks’ notice before sending us back out into the real world. I think we'll all need the time to become ourselves again. And by "ourselves" I mean losing 10 kg, cutting our hair and getting used to not drinking at 9:00 am!
New monthly budget: Petrol $0 Entertainment $0 Clothes $0 Groceries and beverages $2,799.
Breaking News: Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to stop COVID-19, but to stop eating.
When this quarantine is over, let's not tell some people.
I stepped on my scale this morning. It said "Please practice social distancing. Only one person at a time."
Not to brag, but I haven't been late to anything in over 8 weeks.
It may take a village to raise a child but I swear it’s going to take a vineyard to home school one.
I wanted zombies and anarchy. Instead we got working from home and toilet paper shortages. Worst. Apocalypse. Ever.
They can open things up next month, I'm staying in until Christmas to see what happens to you all first.
Day 47: The rubbish man placed an AA flyer on my recycling bin.
The spread of Covid-19 is based on two things:
1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is.
People keep asking "Is coronavirus REALLY all that serious?" Listen y'all the casinos and churches are closed. When heaven and hell agree on the same thing it's probably pretty serious!
Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask and ask for money.
Homeschool Day 1: I'm trying to figure out how I can get this kid transferred out of my class.
Putting a drink in each room of my house today and calling it a pub crawl.
Okay the schools are closed. So do we drop the kids off at the teacher's house or what?
Remember when we were little and we had underwear that had the days of the week on them? Yah .. that would be helpful about now.
For the second part of this quarantine do we have to stay with the same family or will they relocate us? Asking for myself.
Coronavirus has turned us all into dogs. We wander around the house looking for food. We get told "No" if we get too close to strangers and we get really excited about going for walks and car rides.
The dumbest thing I've ever bought was a 2020 planner.
New monthly budget: Petrol $0 Entertainment $0 Clothes $0 Groceries and beverages $2,799.
Breaking News: Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to stop COVID-19, but to stop eating.
When this quarantine is over, let's not tell some people.
I stepped on my scale this morning. It said "Please practice social distancing. Only one person at a time."
Not to brag, but I haven't been late to anything in over 8 weeks.
It may take a village to raise a child but I swear it’s going to take a vineyard to home school one.
I wanted zombies and anarchy. Instead we got working from home and toilet paper shortages. Worst. Apocalypse. Ever.
They can open things up next month, I'm staying in until Christmas to see what happens to you all first.
Day 47: The rubbish man placed an AA flyer on my recycling bin.
The spread of Covid-19 is based on two things:
1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is.
People keep asking "Is coronavirus REALLY all that serious?" Listen y'all the casinos and churches are closed. When heaven and hell agree on the same thing it's probably pretty serious!
Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask and ask for money.
Homeschool Day 1: I'm trying to figure out how I can get this kid transferred out of my class.
Putting a drink in each room of my house today and calling it a pub crawl.
Okay the schools are closed. So do we drop the kids off at the teacher's house or what?
Remember when we were little and we had underwear that had the days of the week on them? Yah .. that would be helpful about now.
For the second part of this quarantine do we have to stay with the same family or will they relocate us? Asking for myself.
Coronavirus has turned us all into dogs. We wander around the house looking for food. We get told "No" if we get too close to strangers and we get really excited about going for walks and car rides.
The dumbest thing I've ever bought was a 2020 planner.