Best Jokes during Corona Lockdown

[dogwatch]

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Now THAT is a super spreader!

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

 

[dogwatch]

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

 

[LittleG]

Too soon?


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[Jeff 1975]

How Covid-19 Tracing Really Works

 

[Freshwater]

 

[NBates]

 

[NBates]

 

[The Buck]

 

[Fossie 32]

Nice one on the hilarious 3AW overnight program- a Kenny Everritt skit about a punk who goes shopping with his girlfriend. They see a ring in a jewellery shop window and she says ‘Ooh I fancy that!’ So he throws a brick through the window and grabs it for her. Then they come to a shop with a fur coat in the window. She says ‘Ooh I fancy that’ so he throws a brick through the window and grabs it. Then they come to a car sales joint and she says ‘Ooh I fancy that motor!’ He says ‘What, you think I’m made of bricks?’

 

[dogwatch]

She said we’d met in a vegetarian restaurant but I swear I’d never seen herbivore.

He was addicted to drinking brake fluid but he wasn’t worried. He said he could stop any time.

 

[NBates]

 

[NBates]

I wasn't sure where to put this, but I couldn't resist. I hope the link works.

The joke is that Defence thinks this is appropriate in the current political environment ...oh, and the looks on the faces of the military brass:

‘Completely inappropriate’: Scantily clad dancers ‘twerking’ at Sydney naval launch raise eyebrows

‘Whoever came up with this brilliant piece of marketing may well be looking for a new career.’

7news.com.au

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

I wasn't sure where to put this, but I couldn't resist. I hope the link works.

The joke is that Defence thinks this is appropriate in the current political environment ...oh, and the looks on the faces of the military brass:

‘Completely inappropriate’: Scantily clad dancers ‘twerking’ at Sydney naval launch raise eyebrows

‘Whoever came up with this brilliant piece of marketing may well be looking for a new career.’

7news.com.au

Saw the video on the news this morning, couldn’t believe it. Guess what, no one knows who made the arrangements .... probably Dan Andrews, or a creeping assumption, haha.

 

[NBates]

Saw the video on the news this morning, couldn’t believe it. Guess what, no one knows who made the arrangements .... probably Dan Andrews, or a creeping assumption, haha.

No one knows....yeah, right - all defence stuff gets signed & co signed! I just shakes me head...

 

[dogwatch]

We clearly need a 12 month enquiry into this so nobody has to answer any media questions in the meantime. And then not release the report when it's delivered. (Or it's 90% redacted due to requirements of national security if anything is requested under FOI). Everyone will have forgotten about it by then anyway as there will have been a few dozen more f**K-ups "missteps" in the interim.

Business as usual. Carry on...

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

We clearly need a 12 month enquiry into this so nobody has to answer any media questions in the meantime. And then not release the report when it's delivered. (Or it's 90% redacted due to requirements of national security if anything is requested under FOI). Everyone will have forgotten about it by then anyway as there will have been a few dozen more f**K-ups "missteps" in the interim.

Business as usual. Carry on...

Turns out there was selective editing, by the ABC no less . The group performed before official guests arrived. I still don’t understand why...

 

[NBates]

Turns out there was selective editing, by the ABC no less . The group performed before official guests arrived. I still don’t understand why...

TV news said they were trying to give some local talent a gig

 

[Fossie 32]

TV news said they were trying to give some local talent a gig

They seemed very talented

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

It’s been a while since we’ve had a joke. Perhaps Covid is no longer a source of humour…

 

[The Buck]

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Finally found one - a non-political joke that is

 

[Optimistic Dog]

Lockdown 5 will be our last lockdown.

 

[Wizard17]