Best Jokes during Corona Lockdown

[Fossie 32]

 

[Werewolf]

"Two weeks to flatten the curve" - sometime early last year

"We're all in this together" - politician on 300k salary

 

[Wizard17]

This is something I found on Twitter. Apparently a guy was ordering a train ticket to Cambridge in a few weeks and got this response.



Can't make this s**t up.

 

[The Buck]

Sky News unveils shock new allegation Dan Andrews was born in Kenya



Liberal Party staffer and part time impartial news anchor Peta Credlin has today unveiled shocking new evidence that Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews may actually be an African gang.

 

[The Buck]

Local genius would rather risk disease with 1% death rate than jab with 0.0017% death rate

 

[The Buck]

NSW begs other states to send their Pfizer to help vaccinate private schools

 

[Libba39]

16 backflips by Michael O'brien, all linked to previous backflips...

 

[LittleG]

Carlton.

 

[Sixandahalf]

Local genius would rather risk disease with 1% death rate than jab with 0.0017% death rate

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Death isn't the issue with the vaccines. It's the effects from it. Never had effects from a vaccine last weeks or months. Besides, why take the shot when stats show it's useless anyway as is the case in Singapore.

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Wouldn't expect anything less, they are only experimental drugs which have only been made a year ago. Not like ones which takes years to experiment and trial.

 

[Mantis Toboggan]

Death isn't the issue with the vaccines. It's the effects from it. Never had effects from a vaccine last weeks or months. Besides, why take the shot when stats show it's useless anyway as is the case in Singapore.

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Wouldn't expect anything less, they are only experimental drugs which have only been made a year ago. Not like ones which takes years to experiment and trial.

Go be a screwball on your own club’s board.

 

[Wizard17]

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

 

[X_box_X]

Carlton.

I know, right? Bloody ordinary. Watch them come out and win this week after their worst performance of the year.

 

[The Buck]

New land speed record reached by Prime Minister running away from responsibility


A new land speed record has been achieved by Scott Morrison this week after Prime Minister Scott Morrison was caught running away from dealing with a disaster. Morrison was clocked breaking the sound-barrier this week when he was asked to give an apology to Australians on the vaccine rollout, to which Scott responded by bolting in the opposite direction


Report: Why Do The Blokes Who Wanna Let The Virus Rip Always Look Like They’d Be First To Die?


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Refugee children in detention centres devastated to hear Olympians have to isolate before going home




Refugee children have used one of their rare chances to speak to journalists in order to condemn the inhumane treatment of Olympic athletes by the dictatorial South Australian government, which has refused to waive the state’s quarantine rules.
The children currently locked in detention centres have slammed the Australian Olympic Committee’s statement that referred to the isolation policy as ‘cruel’, saying the AOC ‘does not go far enough’.
“How can a government be so cruel?” said a refugee who was recently told by the government that they and their kids might never be vaccinated against Covid. “Two whole weeks in isolation just because they are currently in a Covid hotspot? Has anyone told the UN about this?”

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

How about less politics and more humour?

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

 

[Jeff 1975]

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

 

[The Buck]

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

We can relate...

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

 

[Optimistic Dog]

Lockdown 6 will be Victoria's last lockdown.

 

[dogwatch]

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

 

[Mofra]

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That's happening this weekend at my place


Note: I live alone