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If it quacks like a duck, and sounds like a duck and waddles like a duck….The whole communist Dan schtick is kind of tired, ill-informed and embarrassing....
Guessing you haven't been on a shopping trip to Hong Kong recently...
If it quacks like a duck, and sounds like a duck and waddles like a duck….
The whole communist Dan schtick is kind of tired, ill-informed and embarrassing....
Guessing you haven't been on a shopping trip to Hong Kong recently...
Sorry mate but anyone who signs a memorandum of understanding with China in regards to the Belts and Roads initiative is gonna cop it, for the most part I agree with Dan during this covid previous two years, but signing that deal was a very big step in the wrong direction.
They will probably be complaining about all the Covid cases and deaths.Agree, but that has absolutely nothing to do with covid and lockdowns and being called a communist dictator. People going around saying that we live in some totalitarian state are an embarrassment and its an insult to people living under such regimes where REAL freedoms have been taken away.
I would love to know what the protestors will be be ranting about next year when everything is opened up and back to normal, but I'm sure they'll find something to complain about.
They will be bellyaching and complaining about climate catastrophes and ‘change the date’ type crap. We can all see it coming as soon as this is finished.Agree, but that has absolutely nothing to do with covid and lockdowns and being called a communist dictator. People going around saying that we live in some totalitarian state are an embarrassment and its an insult to people living under such regimes where REAL freedoms have been taken away.
I would love to know what the protestors will be be ranting about next year when everything is opened up and back to normal, but I'm sure they'll find something to complain about.
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. "
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes were dumb.
There is a lawyer who constantly gets drunk after work to the point where he returns home after having vomited on himself.
Finally one night his wife tells him that if he does this again, she's going to leave him. She is sick of the mess and the clean up and dealing with him coming home drunk. The lawyer promises his wife he will never do this again because he loves her.
After a few weeks of impeccable behaviour, the lawyer wins an important case and goes out to celebrate. Sure enough, he gets absolutely hammered and vomits on himself on the train on the way home.
'Oh no, my wife is going to leave me!' he says to his mate sitting beside him, and explains his problem.
His mate says 'Don't worry, I have the solution. Take this $50 note, and when you get home, tell your wife someone else threw up on you, and gave you $50 to pay for the dry cleaning.'
'Brilliant!' says the lawyer and makes sure he has the cash in his wallet.
When the lawyer gets home, his wife takes one look at him, covered in vomit and holding 2 $50 notes, and tells him she is leaving.
'No, no!' cries the lawyer, 'Don't leave, it wasn't me. Someone threw up on me and gave me $50 to pay for the clean up.'
'Hmmm,' says the wife with suspicion, 'What's the other $50 note for?'
'Well,' replies the lawyer 'That was given to me by the man who shat in my pants.'
Is this really a joke, or a true story about Tim Smith?