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As a male, the following quote has the deepest meaning for me

"Chopper, sic balls!" -- Stand by Me

others I like are -

"She turned me into a newt ............... ............................................ ......................................... ................................. ............................... ......... I got better" -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"He's not the messiah, he's just very naughty boy" -- Life of Brian

"Would you like to have a roll in the hay? It's fun." -- Young Frankenstein

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" -- Apocalypse Now

"A person is smart; people are dumb panicky dangerous animals and you know it" -- Men in Black
 

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Got heaps and heaps and heaps of them.

first things first, gotta get Arnie in there:

"Let off some steam, Bennett"
to sully while holding him by the foot over a huge cliff "You know how i said i would kill you last?...... i lied" *drops him*
"Come with me if you want to live"

hmmmmmm, bit of a mental blank. It is 2.30 am ;)

others:

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning........it smells like.......victory" - apocalypse now

"houston we have a problem" - apollo 13

"Do you wake up in the morning thinking 'man it is ****ing crazy how insane i am'" - seven

"In the words of the virgin mary.......come again?" - snatch

could go on forever but i'll be hear till 3.30 am
 

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From Better off Dead -

"I want my two dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Or

From PCU Pit Party

"What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy! "

Or

Reality Bites -

"At the beep, please leave your name, number and a brief justification of the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma and we'll get back to you. "

Michael: Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you, because excuse me if somebody doesn't know the secret handshake with you.
Troy: There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake.

Vicky: We're going to eat gas.
 
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"One day some of the kid's from the neighborhod carried my mother's groceries all the way home. Ya know why? It was outta of respect"

Henry Hill, Goodfellas

1. We can put you in Queens the night of those heists.
2. Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? You got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?

The Usual Suspects
 

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Originally posted by mandy5

"You complete me."
(nb: the line from Jerry Maguire - Not Austin Powers. ;) )
Cruise: I love you. You... complete me.
Zellweger: Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at "hello."

That's an absolute classic! :) and also from that movie;
Zellweger; "I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is."

couple more of my favourites;
Only You
Faith: How could you do this to me?
Peter: Because I'm in love with you!
Faith: Ha! What kind of an excuse is that?

American Pie 2
after Stifler and Jim kiss
the two girls; "Aw c'mon, that's the way you would kiss your mother"
Stifler to Finch; "Don't you say anything!"

Sleepless In Seattle

Sam: What is "tiramisu"?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!

Annie: Now that was when people KNEW how to be in love. They knew it! Time, distance... nothing could separate them because they knew. It was right. It was real. It was...
Becky: A movie! That's your problem! You don't want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie.

Roman Holiday
Audrey Hepburn: I have to leave you now. I'm going to that corner there and turn. You must stay in the car and drive away. Promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you.
Gregory Peck: All right.
Audrey Hepburn: I don't know how to say goodbye. I can't think of any words.
Gregory Peck: Don't try.

Meet Joe Black
Anthony Hopkins: Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. If you don't start with that, what are you going to end up with? Fall head over heels. I say find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. And how do you find him? Forget your head and listen to your heart. I'm not hearing any heart. Run the risk, if you get hurt, you'll come back. Because, the truth is there is no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love - well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try. Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived.
 
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Dr Evil

"Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess in the insane lament. My childhood was typical...summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds...pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."
 

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Ghostbusters

Venkman: "We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"

Venkman: "Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back."

Ray: "I think we better split up."
Egon: "Good idea."
Venkman: "Yeah... we can do more damage that way."

Dana Barrett: "That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there."
Venkman: "What a crime."

Dana Barrett: "Do you want this body?"
Venkman: "Is this a trick question?"

Egon: "There's something very important I forgot to tell you."
Venkman: "What?"
Egon: "Don't cross the streams."
Venkman: "Why?"
Egon: "It would be bad."
Venkman: "I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing. Whattya mean 'bad'?"
Egon: "Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
Ray: "Total protonic reversal..."
Venkman: "Right, that's bad... OK... important safety tip. Thanks Egon."

Melnitz: "WE GOT ONE!!"

And so many many more...
:D
 

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They're all dead! They just don't know it yet! -The Crow
Love that film.


Spaceballs: After they come out of Ludicrous speed and Dark Helmet careers into the wall.

Captain: "Sir, are you okay?"
Dark Helmet: clearly concussed "Fine, thanks for asking. How are you?
Capt: Fine Sir."
DH: "Good. Have we stopped?"
Captain: "Yes Sir. What should we do now?"
DH: "Well, why don't we all take a five minute break? Smoke if you got'em" (Falls to the ground on his face)
 

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Stephen King's IT
Pennywise: Want a balloon?

Pennywise: BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When your down here with us, you'll float too!
 
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Blues Brothers - Its a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses


Blues Brothers - Are you men The Police ? .... No ma'm, we're musicians!

Python - Holy Grail --- Yes good Sir Knight, spank us, spank us all .... and ater the spanking, the oral sex ............

Castaway .......... Wilson!
 

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Alien 3
"What 85 is trying tell you is we have no entertainment centre. No climate control, no video system, no surveillance. No freezers, no f**king ice-cream... no rubbers, no women, no guns, all we got here is sh*t!"--Morse (Danny Webb)

Liar, Liar
"I'm kickin' my a*se, DO YOU MIND!"--Fletcher (Jim Carrey)

Jackass The Movie
"I think an ember fell in my cornhole, dude!"--Steve-O (Himself)

American Wedding
"Hold it... don't break character ever again, OK? I don't care if Kevin starts crying because Finch bit his c**k off. You're a dirty cop, you're a prissy maid... and I'm your filthy cabana boy in need of much punishment and cleaning!"--Stifler (Seann W. Scott)
 

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ALIENS.

I can't remember Ripley's line, but it was something about Nute having survived for a couple of months by herself. The strung-out Hudson replies:

"Maybe you should put her in charge"

A little bit of light relief in a film that is fast becoming very tense.
 

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There are no "best lines" from Chick Flicks. They are soppy schyt.

The line has to have impact. It has to have gusto. It has to make you feel, for the love of god man, why can't you feel???? Like that.

Not "You had me at hello." Faaark awff with that.

What's wrong with "I feel the need, the need for speed!" ?? I'll tell you what, nothing, nothing at all. Show me a woman who knows a good film and I'll show you a man who knows what PMS actually stands for. (If any blokes out there know what it stands for "SHUT UP! I'm trying to prove a point here)
 

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Originally posted by DEVO
ALIENS.

I can't remember Ripley's line, but it was something about Nute having survived for a couple of months by herself. The strung-out Hudson replies:

"Maybe you should put her in charge"

A little bit of light relief in a film that is fast becoming very tense.
Bill Paxton has a few goodies in Aliens.

"Game over, man! It's game over! We're ****ed!"
 
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