Vic Best nightspots to go in Melbourne

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James_Blues

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Good luck getting in
Yeah security there are absolute knobs, first time I went there I was with another guy and a girl and they said only a guy and a girl can go in so I let them go in thinking that I could get through after a couple of minutes. They tell me to go to the back of the line, so I do and get back to the front 5 minutes later and they tell me that I need to be with a girl and kick me out again even though they let a group of 4 guys go through just ahead of me. Partly my fault for not bringing a girl or trying to enter with one but still pissed me off.

Went back a week later for an 18th and a friend (same one from before) got kicked out of line for not having a collared shirt even though he got through the week before. Luckily we'd had drinks before close by and managed to get a shirt off another person who was with us before but not going out. They also kicked out a guy for some reason and his mates were asking why he couldn't get in and the guy at the door said 'if you speak again i'll kick all of you out', of course they back chatted and he kicked them out.

Only place where I've had issues with security trying to get into a club.
 

j0rdy1

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Bouncers are absolute knuckle-dragging c*nts just about everywhere. There's the odd good unobtrusive one, but on the whole...
Until you go to a club nearly every week bouncers will always be dicks. Me and my mates basically did Noizy/Dakota double every week for a good 6 months and we built up a pretty good relationship with the bouncers, only ever got knocked back once and that was after being cover in blood after being king hit and trying to get into Dakota after being dragged out of Whip.
 

Geelong_Sicko

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Until you go to a club nearly every week bouncers will always be dicks...
Yeah, true enough. I don't envy the working life of a bouncer - dealing with the drunken public isn't always a hoot, I'd imagine. But it just makes them aggressive, sour bastards even to those not causing trouble.
 

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