Education & Reference Best pick-up lines

[Football God]

mate of mine has an old nokia phone, tried to use the line
'Hey baby, wanna play Snake II?'

rofl

 

[Ninty]

Do you work for Subaru?

Because you gave me an STI.

 

[Gus]

Do you need a drink? cos you've been running through my mind all night...

Do you have a bit of Aboriginal in you? no. Want some?

 

[pezz]

Your not the woman I fell in love with....In fact you look like you ate her.

waitwot?

 

[Doctor Feel]

I heard good things come in small packages.

How about you be my small package and i'll be your good thing.

 

[r dub 19]

I got a fake I.D though.

 

[royboy2]

Boy: Do you feel like being r*ped?
Girl: NO!
Boy: thats the spirit!

 

[lovely]

Bump!

Got a new one on sat night...


Whilst eating Zambreros at 4am:

Boy: hey, you have some sauce on your chin?
Me: OMG! Seriously!? *consults friends etc*
Boy: No, but would you like some?

Made me laugh

 

[BarneyBent]

Bump!

Got a new one on sat night...


Whilst eating Zambreros at 4am:

Boy: hey, you have some sauce on your chin?
Me: OMG! Seriously!? *consults friends etc*
Boy: No, but would you like some?

Made me laugh

Thanks for making me want Zambreros.

Are you from Canberra?

 

[Bulldog Breed]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

[lovely]

Thanks for making me want Zambreros.

Are you from Canberra?

Haha, i know! It is seriously like the most addictive stuff alive.. yum!

And yes! its scary that we've probably actually met if you're from the berra too

 

[BarneyBent]

Haha, i know! It is seriously like the most addictive stuff alive.. yum!

And yes! its scary that we've probably actually met if you're from the berra too

Haha, yeah. I'm not from Canberra though, I only moved down here for uni at the start of 09.

I could really go for a chicken burrito with coriander salsa, guacamole, red chilli sauce, lime juice and jalapenos right now.

My gf doesn't like it though, which kinda sucks. But the Zambreros that opened up on campus has been a godsend!

 

[Football God]

wanna see my probst?

 

[CHIEF SMACKAHOE]

Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please. I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time, and you are so good looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me.

 

[woopedazz]

*Walk up to girl and stand there expectantly for a while.*
*Look down at your pants*

"Well it's not going to just suck itself."

 

[Gus]

Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please. I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time, and you are so good looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me.

Wonder if this would work. Might try it next time I'm out.

 

[Coledinho]

Ill give you money

 

[Al Quaeda]

Ill give you money

You perfected this technique at Connections Nightclub, yes!

 

[Coledinho]

You perfected this technique at Connections Nightclub, yes!

It works surprisingly well at this bar called Langtrees.

 

[Al Quaeda]

It works surprisingly well at this bar called Langtrees.

I didn't realise that Mary-Anne's girls specialised in the strap-on stuff.

 

[Coledinho]

I didn't realise that Mary-Anne's girls specialised in the strap-on stuff.

You seem to know an awful lot about this for a innocent party

 

[Al Quaeda]

You seem to know an awful lot about this for a innocent party

Come on Embers. Everyone knows that your ring gear is more stretched than a Daniel Kerr hamstring.

 

[Coledinho]

Come on Embers. Everyone knows that your ring gear is more stretched than a Daniel Kerr hamstring.

You can surgically repair these things. Ill get you Jeff Probsts ex wifes phone number

 

[Al Quaeda]

You can surgically repair these things. Ill get you Jeff Probsts ex wifes phone number

Oooh, a Probst reference.

You're so cool Embers.

How many stitches did the surgeon need for your re-sleeving?

 

[Coledinho]

Who the hell are you anyway?

ie. What alias? I thought you were Pav for AA?