Sounds a lot like the nun's line from the opening dream scene in Californication's pilot episode. Love that show BTW.
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Sounds a lot like the nun's line from the opening dream scene in Californication's pilot episode. Love that show BTW.
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I'm huge in Japan.
You'll look lovely in my basement.
That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
(Point at a girl until she gets sick of it and she comes over and then say) If I could make you come with one hand, just imagine what I could do with my whole body.
You'll look lovely in my basement.
That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
(Point at a girl until she gets sick of it and she comes over and then say) If I could make you come with one hand, just imagine what I could do with my whole body.
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That's a really crap pick up line Embers.
Little wonder that you need to hit up the knocker shops.
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Is your name Gillette? Cos your the best a man can get
So, besides being good looking what else do you do for a living?
So, besides being good looking what else do you do for a living?
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A Muslim, and you know about Connections? Your brothers will burn you.
My infidel cousin emailed me pictures.
I went so Jihad on his arse
Oh...
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That's some compliment
But seriously, you can't pick who it is?
Sshhh
It is a very big secret
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Actually like this one haha
Sorry *******.
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I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
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"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
There’s a reason why everyone says confidence is sexy, and this is one of the most confident lines out there.
"If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
If they say no, it’s a yes to the date. If they say yes, it’s still a yes. Deviously brilliant!
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"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
There’s a reason why everyone says confidence is sexy, and this is one of the most confident lines out there.
"If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
If they say no, it’s a yes to the date. If they say yes, it’s still a yes. Deviously brilliant!
....just so I can request from a board mod if they can merge all the pick-up line threads into one super-thread.....
...they're mostly like 10 posts each thread....
Education & Reference - Best pick-up lines
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Society & Culture - pick up lines
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Society & Culture - Classic/funny pick up lines
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Worst and Best pick up lines that've worked
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Worst Pick Up Lines Ever
I dont think that a good pick up line exists. What is some of the worst pick up lines you have ever heard or actually used yourself? I know there are some shockers out there so hit me with them :D Top Shelf
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best and worst pick up lines...
ok people i wanna know the best and worse pick up lines you've used or heard... used BEST- i bit my lip, can you kiss it better WORSE- nice shirt, can i talk you out of it heard BEST- (still waiting for one :p) WORSE- pretend you're george w bush, and i'm iraq, blow the hell outta me...
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Pick Up Lines!
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Pick up lines..
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What happened to the Stuceys Pick Up Lines???
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Dr Lurve's most successfull pick up lines
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Austin Powers Pick Up Lines
I wish i was a door so i could bang you all day long Nice Legs....what time do they open? Youve got 206 bones in your body, want one more? Im fighting the urge to make you the happiest women in the world Wanna play army? Ill lay down and you can blow the hell outta me Oh Im sorry...
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A workmate told me this one in a workplace (in front of everyone, including females)
"Hey how about a root?"
"No way, piss off!"
"Ok well how about you lie down so i can have one?"
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"Hey how about a root?"
"No way, piss off!"
"Ok well how about you lie down so i can have one?"
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