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GWBogan

Brownlow Medallist
Feb 7, 2011
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"If you drink water all the time you can get drunk on water".
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GWBogan

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Feb 7, 2011
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AEW, Jacksonville Jaguars, Fulham
"I just do not understand why we don't close the roof, and I asked the ground manager after the game and he said 'We looked at the forecast, and it said it wasn't going to rain.' Close it. Just close it. It's not that hard." - cousin of one of the greatest thinkers of our time.
 

little graham

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10k Posts
Sep 18, 2013
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Adelaide
How well I have learned that there is no fence to sit on between heaven and hell. There is a deep, wide gulf, a chasm, and in that chasm is no place for any man.

Johnny Cash,
 

M Malice

Hall of Famer
Aug 31, 2015
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By the Gabba.
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Brisbane Lions
Other Teams
Valleys. Chelsea.
"not that there's anything wrong with that" jerry seinfeld.
"the sea was angry that day, my friends" george costanza.

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"they don't talk a lot of smoke and shadows behind the window" travis cloke.
 
Aug 5, 2012
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Richmond
"Mr. Madison, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
 
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