Best quotes thread

[AimHigh70]

"Such is life" - Thousands of Ozzie Bogans, via tattoos and car stickers

Or for those who like Japanese food

Sushi's Life

 

[HirdyLannister]

And my mother's ears but the rest belongs to you.
- Indiana Jones

I sometimes use this line!

 

[gaskin]

"Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star and they give you them for free."

"Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."

"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."

 

[Kram]

"You are a buffoon, Coondogs.

Anthony Rocca has clearly earned his 200 games. He has been the focal point up forward a Collingwood team that has gone close to a premiership on more than one occasion, and he's kicked 411 goals for his career, despite playing a large portion of it at CHF.

When he's in the side, he ALWAYS draws the best defender, which would indicate that the coaches know a lot more about his ability than you do.

But you're a Dogs fan - It wouldn't surprise me if you've forgotten what value a KP forward has."

 

[JoseMourinho]

"We don't negotiate with terrorists" - George W Bush

 

[Van_Dyke]

 

[AimHigh70]

We put the good things in so you wear the Dolmio grin

 

[AimHigh70]

" The Coach has our full support "

Many a Presidemt or CEO in the week leading to an AFL Coach being sacked

 

[Kram]

"If it is a cake shop, a cake from a cake shop that has sales tax, and it's decorated and candles as you say, that attracts sales tax, then of course we scrap the sales tax, before the GST is.."

 

[Van_Dyke]

"Mayne kicks it to Mayne"

 

[Plugger35]

"Mayne kicks it to Mayne"

Is that Dwayne or BT? Has to be one of them surely.

 

[Van_Dyke]

Is that Dwayne or BT? Has to be one of them surely.

Nah, was Eddie

 

[Bennett.]

"What the **** was that??" - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

 

[Upgrayedd]

"You know, throughout history, I bet every old man probably said the same thing. And old men die, and the world keeps spinnin'"

 

[MisterMarcus]

Brain: "Once we construct a superconductive magnetic Infindibulator, the world will be ours! ... By using the infindibulator to deplete hydrogen and promote gravitational collapse, we will produce a magnetic charge from the center of the Earth so strong that every person who has loose change in their pockets will be magnetically drawn to the ground and stuck there!"

Pinky: "What about people who don't have loose change in their pockets, Brain?"

Brain: "Pinky....EVERYBODY has loose change in their pockets!!"

 

[exe ex machina]

Accepting help is harder than offering it

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Our last true leader

 

[Procrastinator35]

1. 
   A few pearls from Mark Twain:
   
   If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
   1. 
      Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
      1. 
         I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
         

 

[Procrastinator35]

Oscar Wilde:

'Women are made to be loved, not understood.'

'I can resist everything, except temptation.'

'What is a cynic?....A man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing.'

 

[rank and file]

"A boo is louder than a cheer."
Lance Armstrong

 

[PoppedCorn]

"Free kick hawthorn".....some umpire

 

[Quivorir]

"Free kick hawthorn".....some umpire

Every umpire*

 

[Procrastinator35]

"Your salty tears are delicious'....Anonymous Hawk poster

 

[the bee sharps]

if I were running the view, I'd fire Rosie O'Donnell. I mean I'd look her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I'd say Rosie you're fired- Donald J Trump

 

[jamaican_eagle]

My favourite one is the one in my signature.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Lee Harvey Oswald